John Stones #40 Advertising burgers with Cole whilst Tattlers still wait for him to fill our holes

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Violetroselily

Should be a rule against making a thread with your own title because it is twat behaviour

Welcome to thread 40, who'd have thought we'd ever get here from thread 1. We are 50% of the way to JG.

Recap:
Hammy is still poorly as of today daddy Pep is citing 7-10 days for baby to return

Hammy:



Bae has been playing FIFA and pretending to like McDonalds, looking fit as fuck and with an enviable waistline


Knob


Spot the difference
 
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Starttheline

Thanks VRL!

I once had to make a new thread and not only was my thread title the top choice, but most liked post was too. I owned it.

New thread title makes me want to shout 'eat my goal'
 
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einahpets93

Thanks for the thread and the title @Violetroselily

Sorry I’m in no fit state to help

Just to keep everyone updated
Beer did not help
Just had these, hoping they save me

Just flooded the courtesy room getting a shower to try and sober me up
 
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mimimithis

Violetroselily said:
I think your only remaining option is more shagging tbh. Just try not to throw up on the shlong.
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Agree with VRL here, although I wouldn’t recommend oral, seems like your gag reflex isn’t up for it today.

Thanks for the new thread btw.
 
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einahpets93

Violetroselily said:
I think your only remaining option is more shagging tbh. Just try not to throw up on the shlong.
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I have so many stories to tell you about last night…I’ll refrain for now


Starttheline said:
When is your flight? Have you tried having a hangover poo?
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flight is at 8pm, but the bus is picking us up
In an hour. Trying to get in touch with TUI to cancel bus and get a taxi.

Hangover poo has been happening - we now both have the shits
RLF wondering if we have food poisoning


mimimithis said:
Agree with VRL here, although I wouldn’t recommend oral, seems like your gag reflex isn’t up for it today.

Thanks for the new thread btw.
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Don’t worry lovely. His sausage won’t be coming anywhere near my mouth. We don’t have a room anymore

Also, no hairdryer in the courtesy room so I’ve now got wet curly hair!
 
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rasperryripple

Looking gorgeous and curly. Cole looking awkward af
 
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Violetroselily

Crying at the trail of destruction you're leaving behind you. I feel for the housekeeping having to clean up after your shag fest
 
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rasperryripple

Oh no when do you fly hope your not sick on plane
 
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lou_claire91

I love how you flew out in full Victoria Beckham airport outfit goals and you will be travelling home with a paper bag and the fear that you might shit yourself!
 
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Starttheline

lou_claire91 said:
I love how you flew out in full Victoria Beckham airport outfit goals and you will be travelling home with a paper bag and the fear that you might shit yourself!
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It's like those videos that were doing the rounds at weddings in the summer.

"Hi I'm einahpets93 and this is my first drink!"

"Hi, einahpets93 here and this my last..."
 
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lou_claire91


Starttheline said:
It's like those videos that were doing the rounds at weddings in the summer.

"Hi I'm einahpets93 and this is my first drink!"

"Hi, einahpets93 here and this my last..."
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Yes it’s exactly that!!! @einahpets93 please tell us you took photos and videos of yourself throughout the trip, you need to make a video to show the decline ending with today
 
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einahpets93

Violetroselily said:
Crying at the trail of destruction you're leaving behind you. I feel for the housekeeping having to clean up after your shag fest
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We’re tidy lovers

rasperryripple said:
Oh no when do you fly hope your not sick on plane
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8 Ibiza time

Violetroselily said:
Her holiday summed up from start to finish

https://www.facebook.com/
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still rocking an airport outfit though @lou_claire91

Update - just spilt coke all over myself

The drinking kind
 
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sugarfairy23

Violetroselily said:
Her holiday summed up from start to finish

https://www.facebook.com/
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Omggg I’ve seen one of these before but not that version

einahpets93 said:
We’re tidy lovers


8 Ibiza time


still rocking an airport outfit though @lou_claire91
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Update - just spilt coke all over myself

The drinking kind
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Love the outfit! Hopefully the hangover will start to pass over you soon and your journey home goes smoothly

Happy new thread ladies! Hopefully we’ll get the return of this man, his fingers and his bulge on the pitch soon (god its feral Friday for me today )

 
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strawberrysunshine_x

Missed loads as the last thread ending when it was pissin down

virgin media have been digging up our road all week and it’s blocked off so it means we’ve gotta go the long way roind to get to our street & it took me that long today cos Friday traffic is awful mt LO fell asleep. He’s sooo tired , I took his shoes and coat off & got him out the car & he didn’t even flinch. I’m having a coffee & some toast

Where is @2busyshopping34 is she ok. Has anyone heard from her or does she just not like bae anymore. That’s ok if she doesn’t just wanna check she’s alive ….

hope everyone has had a good day. I’m off til Wednesday!!!!! They asked me to work Monday but I don’t want to. Fuck you RM

it’s the little hand behind the head for me 🥹🥹🥹
 
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