Title thanks to @Gossgossgoss9888
Recap:
Still the fittest man alive
No thread should be without this video. Marry me please
Recap:
Still the fittest man alive
No thread should be without this video. Marry me please
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I just want mermaid John to carry me off to his underwater lair. Is that too much to ask?Truer recap has never been written, thank you @Violetroselily
Video tax:
Cute, freezing, well-spoken John
Manspreading John
Mermaid John
Beautiful WC John in red
To quote John and Ruben my fave is ALL OF THEM!Thanks for the new thread!
I promised a lot of pictures, so here we go. We have a range of Johns on offer today, take your pick.
We have sexy suit John:
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And 90s boyband John:
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And cosy boyfriend John:
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And beautiful eyes John:
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And serious training John:
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And goofball John:
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And glorious side profile John:
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And happy celebrating John:
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And of course, shirtless John:
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I bet it smells so good as well. Had these saved for the new thread he is a Greek god I’m obsessedI just want to touch his hair!
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His side profile is absurdly perfect. Wouldn’t be out of place on a Roman coin. Boyfriend Energy/Hoodie John has no right to be that perfect, either. Sexy witch.Thanks for the new thread!
I promised a lot of pictures, so here we go. We have a range of Johns on offer today, take your pick.
We have sexy suit John:
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And 90s boyband John:
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And cosy boyfriend John:
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And beautiful eyes John:
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And serious training John:
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And goofball John:
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And glorious side profile John:
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And happy celebrating John:
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And of course, shirtless John:
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Think this is him on the left. Hard to tell from the angle but looks like a nice smile.Thanks for the new thread!
Also I wonder if his dad is fit
God how I wish he was my baby daddyThink this is him on the left. Hard to tell from the angle but looks like a nice smile.
Bald, though. Hope John gets his hair from his mum.
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StopGoogling Bae to see if Pep has thrown us some crumbs and given us an injury update (I know that is deluded and we'll not hear anything until Friday, but give a girl a bit of hope, I'm clutching at straws here) and see this headline:
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An 'expert'!? Well that sounds promising.
The expert everyone...
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Don't worry I have. He's currently telling me for the (1000th) time how he nearly died, then once he has finished that story he's going to tell me all about how he scored (twice). Unfortunately, he is not as good around the house as Hendo (drops things a lot) but he does go down easily so I'll let him stay.Stop
Come and collect your man please