Jodie Marsh #28 So much brains, so much vocabulary, she's only gone and opened an anal sanctuary

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Hope you won the argument!!
Jodie claimed that if she was an old lady called Mary that she would be allowed to run her anal sanctuary in peace!! It is only because she is Thee Jodie Marsh that she is getting all these trolls...
An old lady called Mary would seemingly be left alone to cause noise and distress to her neighbours, hoard, abuse and neglect animals, whilst blagging the general public to pay for it all. That would be fine.
Also the Council meeting regarding her DWA license can now be cancelled, because Jodie conducted a poll on her Instagram and blocked and deleted anyone who voted no. So there!! and anyone who voted no is ugly!!
We also suspect that she has killed a baby deer. But obviously it wasn't her fault even though a specialist organisation had offered to come in and take the deer for rehoming. It might be a different deer though we can't be too sure because she steals/rescues quite a few from the wild around this time of year so it can get confusing.
She has now expanded her back garden to include a Solitary Confinement department. This is for the naughty animals that don't think she's their mum and don't want her faggy breath and her phone in their faces.
Sure there's lots more to add you VJBs!!
 
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527 members of Fripps Farce and I’d wager a tit ton of lurkers, myself included. I don’t join or interact as don’t want Jodie plastering me on her socials and I imagine loads are the same.
 
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Hope you won the argument!!
It never even happened in the end! I got all psyched up for nothing!!! :rolleyes: 😂
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527 members of Fripps Farce and I’d wager a tit ton of lurkers, myself included. I don’t join or interact as don’t want Jodie plastering me on her socials and I imagine loads are the same.
I'm no longer on FB but I'm lurking on the page as well. And has been pointed out already, the videos are getting significantly more views than Animal Harm 😂
 
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527 members of Fripps Farce and I’d wager a tit ton of lurkers, myself included. I don’t join or interact as don’t want Jodie plastering me on her socials and I imagine loads are the same.
She blocked me on Insta years ago and I had never even interacted with her! My IRL name was part of my IG handle & I knew there were mates & work people following me there, so all I ever did was lurk.

All Jodie has to offer at her pondlife level of zelebrity are social media followers. If someone is being to an arse to you, by all means block them, but don't go out and treat people, potential fans, clients & donors like tit online.
 
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she does not even seem bothered they have no grass
no idea how she is getting away with this as there wont be any grass this summer so the coming autumn and winter will be even worse than the last
 
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get your wanking wrist brace ready…!
all those free skin treatments paying off

also your goat is chronically lame & not weight bearing Jodie, please call a vet
omg poor goat 🥲 how many animals are probably unwell and having issues, she is just absolutely oblivious. Jodie, you spent more time checking their wellbeing instead of wasting hours blocking people. I’ll save my breath, we know she doesn’t give a tit
 
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I’m surprised she posted that story with the goat in the background tbh, I know she’s not as smart as she likes to think but showing a goat struggling to walk is another level of thick even for her
 
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I haven’t posted on here before but I’ve been following for a while and the FB page! The pit that those poor sheep, cows, ponies, goats and god knows what else are in is disgusting! How can anyone think she is doing good by ‘rescuing’ these animals!!! I have messaged her and said how terribly lame that poor goat is and I hope it’s seen a vet!!!
 
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So sad to see them all desperately trying to get some greenery. They will never evah have grass on that land again. And Jodes sort the lame goat out ffs instead of eye bleeping your filtered face.
 
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