Jodie Marsh #23 If Jodie says 'rescue' it means she's buying, If Jodie's lips move you know she's lying

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ohcomeon99

She is a clown. Me and my fella have just been talking about her as I said she is still trotting the “human viagra” line. He’s a bit older than me so remembers her “glory days” and he literally just said - I always wanted a wash just looking at her back then, it’s defo a no now He also added after, very sweetly, “and I still dont like what she did to Billy and at her mums funeral. Bless him, secret Musher, will have to get him a code
 
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GenetAlias

fimfim said:
I’ve seen that photo many a time BUT have nevah evvvaaaaaah noticed the hands holding up the gunt Thank you for the close up
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It's a bit like the purple frock horror at her brother's wedding. Once seen you can't unsee it!
 
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Marmalade Atkins

(Flashback to November 2022)



No need for taxidermy mice anymore... Jodie has real live mice shitting & pissing all over the kitchen!
 
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Diddikins

I wish the purple dress was the worst thing she ever wore. They have been so many absolute horror outfits.
 
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bluecups

Diddikins said:
I wish the purple dress was the worst thing she ever wore. They have been so many absolute horror outfits.
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Diddi you've given me an idea.....mushers, post your personal favourites of her most horrific outfits EVAH!!111!!

Here's a few corkers, spanning two decades







 
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Marmalade Atkins

That last one with the belt... they were fake boobs, weren't they? As in, her real fake boobs are underneath them. Have I remembered that correctly?
 
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Diddikins

Marmalade Atkins said:
That last one with the belt... they were fake boobs, weren't they? As in, her real fake boobs are underneath them. Have I remembered that correctly?
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Yep! Commonly referred to (by mushers) as ‘Comedy Bum Boobs’

She hadn’t had her boob job at this point.
 
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Stripper Vicar

Marmalade Atkins said:
That last one with the belt... they were fake boobs, weren't they? As in, her real fake boobs are underneath them. Have I remembered that correctly?
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Yeah when she was still “better than jordan cos her boobs were real” and now look at the big fat udders swinging under her tracksuit
 
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bluecups

IIRC she wore the comedy bum boobs to a family film premiere, the tramp.


Special mention must go to her reenactment of the belts outfit for the Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up The Arse Aisle programme. Virtually no fucker turned up for the 'auditions'


 
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Lucyxxxx


Tbh I'd be wondering what Billy was upto at that funeral.
 
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