Jodie Marsh #19 Gordon Bennett! She's been bitten by a genet!

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

New thread - same old Jodie. Congratulations @ToadyHarsh you win best thread title EVAH!!! Pamper yourself with a mud spa and grooming session courtesy of Fripps Farm.

As you were Mushers - feel free to add recaps.

Old thread here

Jodie Marsh #18 She's not a farmer, she's Jodie Dahmer

Congratulations @ToadyHarsh you win best thread title. Treat yourself to a Christmas glamping trip at Fripps Farm. You get to spend two night in Gerald's shed. But you'll have to bring your own mud mats though because Jodie has used them all for herself. Feel free to add your own recaps.

tattle.life

 

[ToadyHarsh]

I'm happy to have my thread title chosen, but so much has happened since I came up with that that it doesn't reflect:

The farm has got even muddier.

The genet - which looked like it arrived in pristine condition only a few months ago - now has a serious infection in it's tail and is most likely being kept in a tiny cage

Zilla is probably dead

Jodie now looks like a fat builder.

The council are VJBs who are going to attack Jodie imminently so she has another eleventy million protection dogs, probably as poorly trained as Manic.

Nicky Johnson is the latest animal to be adopted by Jodie, apparantly.

Fripps Farm has mandatory karaoke each night.

Jodie's family went to Barbados without her for Christmas, because she's a smelly mare who honks like a goose.
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Also:

Jodie won an easy bet with a biker group so she gets free food for her animals that could have been used to help other, smaller, struggling rescues.

Filthy is still an absolute pile of wank that barely counts as IG stories. Each episode shows terrible conditions as well as neglect, but the fans lap it up and pile on anyone that points out the problems.

If I've forgotten anything - which I probably have - please feel free to add it.

 

[pussygolightly]

What’s happened to the cut on her nose .. absolutely no sign of it !

 

[ToadyHarsh]

What’s happened to the cut on her nose .. absolutely no sign of it !

Maybe undeclared ads help it heal quicker.

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

What’s happened to the cut on her nose .. absolutely no sign of it !

This photo really enhances her piggyness. Nice gig if you can get it eh Peppa. More aesthetic treatments, guard dogs and 24/7 security.

 

[Hereforagoodtime85]

What’s happened to the cut on her nose .. absolutely no sign of it !

That nose is what Eddie the Eagle jumped from for his Olympic training.

 

[Diddikins]

Is the having more aesthetic treatments. Jesus, her skin should be like a newborn babies at this point. But how is she advertising skin treatments with a filter on the bleeping lemon!

 

[Sharron Needles]

What’s happened to the cut on her nose .. absolutely no sign of it !

so she’s going to have to admit either the bite really wasn’t that bad or she always uses a blur filter which wouldn’t really be a bonus for the beautician

 

[dingdang]

Always makes me laugh when the filter slips 🫣

 

[Sharron Needles]

from twitter, someone really needs to do a welfare check on the animals there

 

[Ninki]

Wonder who the ‘lucky fella’ will be

 

[UtterlyLiterallyAmazing]

Wonder who the ‘lucky fella’ will be

as if she looks like that now?


apparently not posted anything since October

 

[Sharron Needles]

why’s she trying to reignite OF, she must remember how much of a spectacle fail it was. obvs short of funds for the legal fees!
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#justiceforbilly

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

I'm happy to have my thread title chosen, but so much has happened since I came up with that that it doesn't reflect:

The farm has got even muddier.

The genet - which looked like it arrived in pristine condition only a few months ago - now has a serious infection in it's tail and is most likely being kept in a tiny cage

Zilla is probably dead

Jodie now looks like a fat builder.

The council are VJBs who are going to attack Jodie imminently so she has another eleventy million protection dogs, probably as poorly trained as Manic.

Nicky Johnson is the latest animal to be adopted by Jodie, apparantly.

Fripps Farm has mandatory karaoke each night.

Jodie's family went to Barbados without her for Christmas, because she's a smelly mare who honks like a goose.
---
Also:

Jodie won an easy bet with a biker group so she gets free food for her animals that could have been used to help other, smaller, struggling rescues.

Filthy is still an absolute pile of wank that barely counts as IG stories. Each episode shows terrible conditions as well as neglect, but the fans lap it up and pile on anyone that points out the problems.

If I've forgotten anything - which I probably have - please feel free to add it.

She’s played the “neighbours might poison my animals” card again
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Is the having more aesthetic treatments. Jesus, her skin should be like a newborn babies at this point. But how is she advertising skin treatments with a filter on the bleeping lemon!

The dirty witch couldn’t even be bothered to wash off last nights makeup - seriously who gets treatment on top of dirty skin?

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

as if she looks like that now?


apparently not posted anything since October

Kerry katona and Katie Price are on the scene now. It's like the sugababes reunion.

 

[dingdang]

Kerry katona and Katie Price are on the scene now. It's like the sugababes reunion.

thought they’d have to get involved … bankrupt betty and coke colin! they’ve got morals of a wash rag too

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

maybe mark has had a head wobble and dumped her and she is now back to OF
probably not as we know mark is weak and just nods when shouted at

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

thought they’d have to get involved … bankrupt betty and coke colin! they’ve got morals of a wash rag too

3 nipples between them.

Katie Price doesn't start following Fripps and Kerry Katona doesn't just reply to her tweets for nothing. Anyone that can work with KP after killing her dogs and other pets will show her up as the hypocrite she is.

maybe mark has had a head wobble and dumped her and she is now back to OF
probably not as we know mark is weak and just nods when shouted at

Mark is cucked.

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

Mark’s a local businessman, wouldn’t surprise me if he’d left the old hag.

She’s posted that pic on Twitter to feel better. Last time it got over 1M views and she was made-up about it. What she didn’t realise was that Twitter had fucked the view counts at that time.

 

[bluecups]

I had a feeling she and Mark had split, not sure why, but seeing her back promoting OF makes me think it might be true. I'd guess he wasn't overly impressed with that interview in The Sun where she said they hadn't said "I love you" and were never likely to.