Jodie Marsh #18 She's not a farmer, she's Jodie Dahmer

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Congratulations @ToadyHarsh you win best thread title. Treat yourself to a Christmas glamping trip at Fripps Farm. You get to spend two night in Gerald's shed. But you'll have to bring your own mud mats though because Jodie has used them all for herself.

Feel free to add your own recaps.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

Do I get tethered like Gerald too? Because that's kind of a dealbreaker for me. Joint credit should go to @Cheddar Chalpupa for the thread title.

Quick recap:
Auschfripps now looks like a Somme battlefield thanks to piss poor field rotation and a general lack of knowledge about keeping animals.

Jodie is at war with her possibly Amish neighbours, a local counciller and a reasonable vegan.

Monthly donations for Fripps aren't going through and Scrooge McFuckface wants everyone to enable her lifestyle rather than look after their families for Christmas.

Oh, and Jodie's still fat and spotty, and her YouTube non-show is a waste of time and bandwidth.

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Do I get tethered like Gerald too? Because that's kind of a dealbreaker for me. Joint credit should go to @Cheddar Chalpupa for the thread title.

Quick recap:
Auschfripps now looks like a Somme battlefield thanks to piss poor field rotation and a general lack of knowledge about keeping animals.

Jodie is at war with her possibly Amish neighbours, a local counciller and a reasonable vegan.

Monthly donations for Fripps aren't going through and Scrooge McFuckface wants everyone to enable her lifestyle rather than look after their families for Christmas.

Oh, and Jodie's still fat and spotty, and her YouTube non-show is a waste of time and bandwidth.

Apologies congratulations @Cheddar Chalpupa you get to be @ToadyHarsh plus1 so quick get packing.

Gosh I'm jealous guy's. I want to meet the Amish neighbours too.

Although, I think when Jodie says Amish, she means Mormon. We know the neighbours use electricity because they were caught with a plug (tut tut naughty neighbours.) And Jodie's an expert in Mormon families with all that incest in hers.

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

thanks for the new thread

 

[ToadyHarsh]

Apologies congratulations @Cheddar Chalpupa you get to be @ToadyHarsh plus1 so quick get packing.

Gosh I'm jealous guy's. I want to meet the Amish neighbours too.

Although, I think when Jodie says Amish, she means Mormon. We know the neighbours use electricity because they were caught with a plug (tut tut naughty neighbours.) And Jodie's an expert in Mormon families with all that incest in hers.

I was going to bring my OH, but I guess Cheddar can come instead

 

[ToadyHarsh]

All the pink and the pictures of Billy on the wall are obviously Jodie's house, but is the chinchilla (?) hers? I don't recall her ever mentioning one and it looks far too clean to be a Fripps animal.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

All the pink and the pictures of Billy on the wall are obviously Jodie's house, but is the chinchilla (?) hers? I don't recall her ever mentioning one and it looks far too clean to be a Fripps animal.

She has three chinchillas. I think they were connected to the underweight/neglected dogs.

From thread #16. @TheRealGretchen posted this:

 

[UtterlyLiterallyAmazing]

The chinchilla on a post from the person who owned them before

 

[ToadyHarsh]

She has three chinchillas. I think they were connected to the underweight/neglected dogs.

From thread #16. @TheRealGretchen posted this:

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The chinchilla on a post from the person who owned them before

Thanks guys. I was away on holidays when these were posted, so I must've missed them.

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

dipping donations now trying to get others on the begg
more cats staying at fripps
how many animals now and adding 2 cows and a fox

this whole fripps farm is heading for disaster with the shocking living conditions and constant adding more animals they cant cope months ago and they certainly cant now

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

dipping donations now trying to get others on the begg
more cats staying at fripps
how many animals now and adding 2 cows and a fox

this whole fripps farm is heading for disaster with the shocking living conditions and constant adding more animals they cant cope months ago and they certainly cant now

They're the kittens that came in ages ago. She's rehoming them but because they've been locked away for months they're not used to human contact they're shy, so she's trying to tame them a bit and make it seem like she keeps cat's domesticated rather than shut in a room.

 

[Diddikins]

It just sounds like a chaotic mess there. I get that running an animal rescue/farm whatever can be busy and hectic but she doesn’t seem organised at all.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

It just sounds like a chaotic mess there. I get that running an animal rescue/farm whatever can be busy and hectic but she doesn’t seem organised at all.

Maybe the reality of it all is finally dawning on her. Or maybe she'll get pissy again with everyone that doesn't send her money to finance her vanity funeral home.

They're the kittens that came in ages ago. She's rehoming them but because they've been locked away for months they're not used to human contact they're shy, so she's trying to tame them a bit and make it seem like she keeps cat's domesticated rather than shut in a room.

Did I see somewhere that she's still saying the cats (or some of them at least) are feral?

 

[MyNameIsDave]

May be a stupid question but don’t cows graze on grass all day. In a field with grass. Where is she putting these new cows she has…. Can they eat mud instead?

 

[ToadyHarsh]

May be a stupid question but don’t cows graze on grass all day. In a field with grass. Where is she putting these new cows she has…. Can they eat mud instead?

She said that she'll need two more bales of hay per day to feed them. Because throwing other peoples money at the problem is easier then fixing the root cause. She didn't say that second part. I'm just imagining what goes through her head

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Maybe the reality of it all is finally dawning on her. Or maybe she'll get pissy again with everyone that doesn't send her money to finance her vanity funeral home.



Did I see somewhere that she's still saying the cats (or some of them at least) are feral?

God knows anymore. The kittens were born at hers or came very young. The mum might have been feral but she's responsible for socialising the kittens for rehoming.

 

[Diddikins]

Maybe the reality of it all is finally dawning on her. Or maybe she'll get pissy again with everyone that doesn't send her money to finance her vanity funeral home.

She’ll never admit defeat though. If and when it goes terribly wrong, it will all be someone else fault. Much like everything in Jodie’s life. Like the textbook narcissist she clearly is, she’s never shown any accountability for any of her issues.

 

[ToadyHarsh]

She’ll never admit defeat though. If and when it goes terribly wrong, it will all be someone else fault. Much like everything in Jodie’s life. Like the textbook narcissist she clearly is, she’s never shown any accountability for any of her issues.

Absolutely. It'll be her followers fault for not donating enough money. It'll be Tattle's fault for being nasty about her. It'll be the neighbours/councils/powers that be fault for causing too many headaches. It'll be the reasonable Vegan's fault for writing nasty comments about her online. And so on, and so on. But never Jodie's fault for taking on too many animals when she couldn't even manage her pet dogs.
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New story up. She's doing a shoot for The Sun. With Nicky Johnson. Again. How long do we think it'll be until they have a falling out and he's never mentioned again even though she's said on numerous occasions that she won't work with anyone else?

 

[BerlinILoveYou]

May be a stupid question but don’t cows graze on grass all day. In a field with grass. Where is she putting these new cows she has…. Can they eat mud instead?

Normally they will graze out in the spring , summer and then into autumn but they will usually go sheds (proper agricultural sheds on hard standing) and munch on silage (grass or maize), and stuff like sugar beat and barley whilst they are inside. They will have straw bedding that's refreshed regularly - then the sheds will get mucked out at the end of the cold season.

It's the best thing seeing the cows get let out after the winter. They are so excited and properly gallop around!

I can't believe she has them living in garden sheds on sodden mud. I'm new to this Jodie stuff and absolutely shocked. It sounds like she is going to livestock auctions too, she must have a herd number to be able to do this? shame on DEFRA if she had got one.

This risks connected to keeping stock like this are huge- I mean to the animals health and welfare

 

[Sharron Needles]

Nicky Johnson is the only photographer she’ll work with because he doesn’t give a tit about the state of the place & she won’t dare let a different photographer in who might expose her