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poppyseed1
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Remember when bloggers unveiled went really viral and Rosie and Sue and Joanne all came together and put out videos saying they were going to fight back against the lies etc etc and would be working together and then it was just never mentioned again 
She’s a charlatan. Always was. I met her in the height of her fake body/face days and had no idea who she was. She looked absolutely nothing like what she posted.
She’s a fraud, got caught out on her boasting and lies and is now holed up away from society, driving around West Cork taking photos of food and fields like a pensioner.
She’s a fraud, got caught out on her boasting and lies and is now holed up away from society, driving around West Cork taking photos of food and fields like a pensioner.
Kilingtime
VIP Member
Tattlers are never wrong...
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I got up at 5am
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It’s ok Adam’s aunt travelled from America especially for this party!!! Just what every 2 year old wants, a visit from a pensioner he never met beforeTell us you are reading here larbo without telling us with that Q and A. first of all what does we figured this is rivers last year before montessori mean? let's not invite any children to our toddlers party because he will be in montessori next years birthday so let's have it in a pub with no children at it.
lavendervase
VIP Member
River will have his medical degree by then no doubt so he can bring baby earthside.There will be 2.5 years between them. Close age gap
demibaquette90
Active member
“What was the holiday perfume you shared?” How convenient that she had a perfectly shot picture of the bottle pool side and link to go with just incase “someone” asked 
Adam definitely has a sit down wee
dee_mc
VIP Member
She was never a size eight, no more than she's a 16 now.
For all her talk of therapy and how blissfully happy she claims to be now, she tells an awful lot of lies and half-truths about her past.
I'd say she hardly knows herself which bits are true and which bits she "edited" over the years.
For all her talk of therapy and how blissfully happy she claims to be now, she tells an awful lot of lies and half-truths about her past.
I'd say she hardly knows herself which bits are true and which bits she "edited" over the years.
dee_mc
VIP Member
Sure she was all the time skiing before she moved to CorkSkiing?? Sorry what?? When??
Agree with absolutely everything you’ve said!!!
I don't know how she found the time to go raving actually, with all the time spent skiing.
Of course much of her time is taken up now with the foraging and the earth mothering and the misgendering of farm animals.
Can't wait til she buys a bull and inevitably tries to milk it tbh
Sure she already has the milking stool
usefullyuseless
VIP Member
Joanne's life in a nutshell
Inspector Gadget
Active member
Did you hear the insta story the other morning of her asking the child what he wanted for breakfast and he replied moon crescent avocado
BangAndTheDirtIsGone!
Well-known member
This is definitely the number one thing (among many!) that irritates me about her. “Hugged by forest” in her perfect ‘FAMILY’ “dWeLliNg”Jesus she’s an awful dick, isn’t she?! The absolute tripe she writes reminds me of being in college and trying to desperately increase my word count in assignments. Why call it a house when it can be a dream dwelling with oodles of land, beautifully hugged by the forest?!
She has tipped me over the edge tonight
All while making cringe digs about how apparently wealthy “her rent was expensive” everyone but no probs for Larbs paying it indefinitely until said manifested idyllic paradise home came to her in a karmic twist of self indulgent fate - and how her house is so big. “It’s 2000sq feet so I’m not saying it’s small I’m actually saying look how big I think my house is”. It’s like she’s an AI robot who landed on earth and was programmed to speak like a “mid 30’s, homestead, earth vibes EBF, FTM living her pErFecT life”.
No Joanne you weren’t waiting all this time for your perfect forever family home - you waited till you found your rebound man, trapped him in a baby daddy for a beard contract and then couldn’t afford Dublin like a lot of people nowadays and ended up in a poky, boring/ dull house in the back arse of nowhere. Living like a recluse so no one ever gets to see what you look like in real life.
And the stupid smug advice that noone asked for doesn’t even make sense. “If you’re truly specific about the details (what?) chances are you’ll find your dream home”. (So don’t worry, you too could be like smug Larby. Cos of course her dull house is her DREAM home everyone! Not just a pretty standard one she could afford at the time)
Ehhhhh no. If you’re so specific with your house hunting process it’ll be even more impossible to find a house given the enormous housing shortage and costs of property and living soaring.
It’s no wonder she has no friends. Her smug, weird, insufferably, self important personality would send anyone running miles rather than be in her company or presence.
You’d wonder if she even eyerolls herself when she reads that shite back
Timberwolf
Member
Imagine being on hols with your earthside babe and your super duper fiancée and spending your time taking your sunglasses out of the box they came in and videoing them…….
what FUN!
what FUN!
crankypants13
VIP Member
Jesus she’s an awful dick, isn’t she?! The absolute tripe she writes reminds me of being in college and trying to desperately increase my word count in assignments. Why call it a house when it can be a dream dwelling with oodles of land, beautifully hugged by the forest?!
She has tipped me over the edge tonight
She has tipped me over the edge tonight
The way she describes rooms is hilarious. “Our fourth bedroom has been turned to an office hence forth the sunroom is the playroom whereas the garden room will be ready by springtime” (not verbatim, but even in my sarcastic tone it’s sadly quite close to the real thing)
When you photoshop so hard your necklace melts into your skin.
The closed eyes. I can’t even. No wonder they had to go abroad to take the photos. You’d turn inside out with embarrassment if someone clocked you in Ireland standing in a full length dress in a park with your eyes closed trying to smile beatifically.
The closed eyes. I can’t even. No wonder they had to go abroad to take the photos. You’d turn inside out with embarrassment if someone clocked you in Ireland standing in a full length dress in a park with your eyes closed trying to smile beatifically.
BalKey1907
Well-known member
"never lost the baby weight" still in complete denial that she was already big before having River