Jessontheplussize #34 Dinner, dinner, double-portion dinner, dinner.. BatJess!

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Skinny

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I’m beginning to feel the same way about Jess as Em does about Poppy!!
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1. Having a menty over a pizza oven, buying loads of stuff all of a sudden

2. Ruined the house with a bad paint job, lazes around all day like a gigantic slob

3. Having a menty like an overgrown toddler, hoarding pointless pizza fodder
 
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Lurkeryaar

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Messing up pizza in her expensive ooni, still dancing in the kitchen like a looney
 
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Skinny said:
I’m beginning to feel the same way about Jess as Em does about Poppy!!
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Ps anyone got any good title suggestions?
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1. Having a menty over a pizza oven, buying loads of stuff all of a sudden

2. Ruined the house with a bad paint job, lazes around all day like a gigantic slob

3. Having a menty like an overgrown toddler, hoarding pointless pizza fodder
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#2!!!! 👍🏻 for a thread suggestion.
 
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Skinny said:
I’m beginning to feel the same way about Jess as Em does about Poppy!!
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Ps anyone got any good title suggestions?
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1. Having a menty over a pizza oven, buying loads of stuff all of a sudden

2. Ruined the house with a bad paint job, lazes around all day like a gigantic slob

3. Having a menty like an overgrown toddler, hoarding pointless pizza fodder
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Ha, thats bad then 😂
Number 3, I've been skipling through or not watching her stories, dull.as dishwater.
 
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Tiny-T

Is Jess’ profile constantly showing as live for anyone else? I don’t know how to get it off, doing my head in.
 
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It’s fine for me but bleeping hell she’s up early!
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Lol she looks awful, you can tell she’s just rolled out of bed. She’ll only be up this early because someone will coming or she has to be somewhere. She doesn’t even look like she’s washed her face. What’s the craic with all the teeth issues too? For someone who used to work in a dentist she has terrible teeth.
 
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mee43

Up early to take in a delivery of a mirror that they can’t put up between them. Got to have someone come out and put it up.
 
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God she's doing my bits in lately. So boring, whingey and unrelatable. Also, she's pronouncing 'mirror' correctly again, obviously MIRROW was just for attention/engagement. 🙄
 
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traceymrsd

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God she's doing my bits in lately. So boring, whingey and unrelatable. Also, she's pronouncing 'mirror' correctly again, obviously MIRROW was just for attention/engagement. 🙄
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Came here to say just this - I just watched her thinking you whingey fucker! Although glad to see she is getting professionals in to do the light fitting & mirror otherwise that would be a disaster!

She seems to have gone back to that thing she used to do where she mis pronounces something (that no-one noticed) & then makes a big deal out of it with the more harmless than usual faces 😳

But another day of incessant spending on "stuff" for the party
 
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traceymrsd said:
Came here to say just this - I just watched her thinking you whingey fucker! Although glad to see she is getting professionals in to do the light fitting & mirror otherwise that would be a disaster!

She seems to have gone back to that thing she used to do where she mis pronounces something (that no-one noticed) & then makes a big deal out of it with the more harmless than usual faces 😳

But another day of incessant spending on "stuff" for the party
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I mentioned it yesterday, but I remember that cocktail party she had, where she went on about it for weeks; put a lot of effort in (for Jess!) and paid that for awful grazing table thing.
On the night, she put footage up and it just looked like some of the guests were just there under sufferance.
I wonder if she’s actually seen many of them since, given she never seems to meet up with anyone very often.
I’m actually feeling a wee bit sorry for her as well as being massively annoyed by her, because it does seem to be a very expensive attempt at validation.
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alldayeveryday said:
Wait. Is she actually ordering pizzas or was she joking there?
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I don’t think she’s joking 😬
 
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traceymrsd

mee43 said:
I mentioned it yesterday, but I remember that cocktail party she had, where she went on about it for weeks; put a lot of effort in (for Jess!) and paid that for awful grazing table thing.
On the night, she put footage up and it just looked like some of the guests were just there under sufferance.
I wonder if she’s actually seen many of them since, given she never seems to meet up with anyone very often.
I’m actually feeling a wee bit sorry for her as well as being massively annoyed by her, because it does seem to be a very expensive attempt at validation.
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I don’t think she’s joking 😬
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Yeah she doesn't seen to have a life outside of "influencing" - I mean I know we don't see her 24/7 (although it feels like it sometimes 🤣)

she was so much more relatable when she worked! But she seems to have lost her way & become a moany, lazy influencer whose day revolves around #ads & #afflinks! She could have made more of the house reno (if you want to call ot that), the skincare journey, fitness etc but everything is a fad with her - the pizza situation being a prime example.

I don't remember the last party bit will be watching for updates on this one! I hope it goes well as she is obviously stressed about it but I can't help thinking is going to be a car crash of an event
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alldayeveryday said:
Wait. Is she actually ordering pizzas or was she joking there?
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No she's ordering 🤣
 
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Rnttfl

I can't understand why she doesn't just buy ready made dough. Loads of takeaways where I live sell it, surely her beloved sorella sorella would sell her some
 
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mee43

Exactly! With all she’s spent, I don’t understand why she doesn’t buy some good bases and let people add their toppings?
Why on earth couldn’t she does let Milli bbq some burgers and sausages?! I’ll be dreaming about bloody pizzagate at this rate!! 😂
 
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