Jessica Olie

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She hasn’t deleted it and replied because it’s engagement
and it’s exactly what she wants. Obviously she’s not going to thank him because of the wording, but everyone else making “booty 🔥” comments is getting her deepest gratitude. She’s working hard in that video to make her butt look a certain way. She’s got the angles figured out, and the poses—which is partly why this is our 10625175th splits reel lol. She’s super body insecure and is hoping for validation.
 
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Her most recent 'splits' reel has a comment from her mother that says 'Wow bubba 😍😍' which feels very disgusting, given how the entire post is literally Jessica showing off the left side of her ass in various ways. Yet it explains so much about why Jessica is so desperately chasing this lazy and entitled 'influencer' lifestyle. Stage mom vibes 100%

If my mother ever commented on my borderline softcore porn content like that, I would delete my account and go straight to therapy.
I know the mum seems like a lovely person but I feel she is partly responsible for the way JO turned out. Perhaps in being supportive and encouraging, she inadvertently created a monster.
When I was doing “research” for this thread (read: looking for old bum cheek spreading photos), I came across an old post of JO lying topless in jeans sprawled across a hotel bed. This was in dubai so it was years ago. According to the caption, the mum got on a chair to get this shot.
This shot is very tame/vanilla compared to rest of JO’s naked thirst trappy photos. But a good number of her old photos and holiday photos were shot by her mum. Remember the thirsty Finland posts?
Getting on a chair to shoot this? Yea there’s definitely a bit of stage mum vibes, intentional or unintentional.
 

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It really isn’t! I know we’ve covered this already but not only is it unflattering and unphotogenenic (don’t know if that’s a real word or not) but she looks like she’s off to an awards night or a gala of some sort. And the contrast with Stevia and his parents in nice normal holiday clothes- it’s quite jarring! And then they all had to take their shoes off so she looked even more out of place. What is her aversion to a pretty beach dress? She could look so good if she ever dressed for the occasion.
 
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Why is she giving someone a used mat? I bet that girl didn't follow Jessica until Jessica came for a visit. And there's no way Jessica has ever given a mat to someone. She literally never bumps into followers on holiday because she would have posted this "kind gesture" before. I would absolutely not want someones used sweaty mat they brought to me under their armpit.

Since when doesn't she drink? She used to always drink G+T's. I swear she just mimics whoever she's with. Husband? She was a swimmer who seemed to focus all her time on her husband until she saw Will on IG and dumped her husband for a duck. Will? Constantly scheduled photo shoots, hyper sexualized yoga to keep his attention, starved herself skinny, drank gin, etc. With Stevie, she lifts, cries, works out on vacation and drinks diet soda. She has zero personal identity.
 
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It really isn’t! I know we’ve covered this already but not only is it unflattering and unphotogenenic (don’t know if that’s a real word or not) but she looks like she’s off to an awards night or a gala of some sort. And the contrast with Stevia and his parents in nice normal holiday clothes- it’s quite jarring! And then they all had to take their shoes off so she looked even more out of place. What is her aversion to a pretty beach dress? She could look so good if she ever dressed for the occasion.
Jarring, exactly. An evening gown for lunch where everyone else is like business casual/island attire. Looks so out of place. Like girl, what do you have against a cute little sundress?

I swear she just mimics whoever she's with.
I was thinking the same. She shapeshifts identities.

I am suspecting now that she reads here given the sudden desire to show us she is capable of a straight line handstand. :LOL: Her hands are the problem though now. My teacher would probably have her work on down dog for like six months and then try handstand again properly. But ofc JO wouldn’t listen to a legit experienced teacher because the real work and the real yoga have never been what it’s about for her.
 
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Jarring, exactly. An evening gown for lunch where everyone else is like business casual/island attire. Looks so out of place. Like girl, what do you have against a cute little sundress?



I was thinking the same. She shapeshifts identities.

I am suspecting now that she reads here given the sudden desire to show us she is capable of a straight line handstand. :LOL: Her hands are the problem though now. My teacher would probably have her work on down dog for like six months and then try handstand again properly. But ofc JO wouldn’t listen to a legit experienced teacher because the real work and the real yoga have never been what it’s about for her.
I know someone who does this routinely. She wears gowns to cocktail parties and cocktail dresses to business casual dinners. Usually people who lack that kind of awareness weren’t brought up in a way where they attended various levels of events or gatherings. Just because she was raised in a couple countries doesn’t mean she lived that lifestyle, her moon is always very casual even when JO is dressed up. It’s just obvious she doesn’t have much class. People with class know how to dress for the occasion. I’m the type to err on the side of overdressed vs underdressed but that doesn’t mean gown for cocktail party, I just may level up my cocktail dress.
 
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Holiday is over, get your bingo cards ready for:
-getting sick
-social media break because she has nothing to post
-another bout of post holiday depression
 
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Oh for sure!
I really don't understand why she lives in London, she's obviously miserable there. There's literally nothing stopping her from moving somewhere that is by the sea - something she NEEEEEDS because she's a cancer, did you know?
 
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Holiday over already?! Where is the bum cheek spreading photo??????
🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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Holiday over already?! Where is the bum cheek spreading photo??????
🤣 🤣 🤣
Well we wouldn’t know it from JO because she probably still wants to pretend she’s there, but Stevia posted that it was home time 11hrs ago..

we’ve been spared the butt cheek spread photo and not doing any activities besides lounging probably because his parents were there. She did more activities in the week there than she has done in probably the last 6months combined:LOL: and even then it’s not much

On another note her TT’s failed to get any engagement, she’s too boring and her beach splits video did the worst on TT. Only the poop one got some views and engagement and the rest are a flop :ROFLMAO:
 
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her beach splits video did the worst on TT
She is going to spiral into a mental health blackhole because she thinks she put so much effort into making this content to HELP us.
She still lives in the IG 2012 era where this sort of content made her famous.
 
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Why does she make up names for exercises or does she genuinely think that? Because I've never heard anyone call "leg raises" "leg lowers" seriously wtf🤣
 
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"Coochie clapping butt spreaders" is what I imagine she'd call exercises on the adductor machine🤭
 
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He loves that dog more than her (in both senses…). He’s posted that dog 3 times in the past day in anticipation of being reunited and after being reunited.

meanwhile for JO not a peep about missing her dog and can’t wait to be reunited posts and not posting her dog when you can clearly see in Stevia’s stories that she’s sitting next to Sky.

wouldn’t be surprised if they ever broke up that Stevia would take Sky. For JO, Sky is just an accessory like a handbag and to gain attention at her classes
 
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wouldn’t be surprised if they ever broke up that Stevia would take Sky. For JO, Sky is just an accessory like a handbag and to gain attention at her classes
100% this. Sadly I think it is a matter of time before JO gets tired of Sky. And I think we're starting to see a bit of that.
JO uses pets like accessories. She had two huskies in Dubai, a cat somewhere, and now Sky.
You can just tell she's using Sky for instagram content and followers.
 
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Do we think she'll still post a boring vlog on YouTube? Why put in effort for something you'll get no engagement in? Also her hand stand vid only has 85k views. It's so dull 🥱
 
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1. Saw this on insta the other day from someone giving advice to content creators. I think this is the type of guidance JO has been seeing, which is why she’s now so very insistent on “helping” us :LOL:. It’s so painfully transparent. I wish her gullible followers remembered that before the algorithm rewarded people for replying to their comments, she never did. She truly does not give AF about other people. She’s only doing whatever she has to to try to stay relevant.

2. The hannnnds 😬. It’s hilarious though that she might have read here and then spent all morning on vacation working on holding a handstand for a few seconds just so she could post that. Next is she going to post about how absolutely devoted she is to Sky? Perhaps we’ll see something from Steve about how much he loves JO that she definitely didn’t tell him to post?
 

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