Celebs wannabes pay the Daily Mail to publish articles about them.The posts on her story today talking about how she's papped every day.... Drop me out! She has a relationship with the Daily Mail, asks to be photographed, shares her location and PROVIDES them with photoshopped images. duck OFF!
No one is that interested in her vacuous life... salon, dinner, club, salon, dinner, 'sexy' photoshoot, 'A VERY BUSTY DISPLAY'
The levels of her narcissism and self importance, believing she's super famous know no bounds.
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I make a point of not clicking on those stories on various news sites.
Same, I don't know how they'd write a whole article on a 'BUSTY DISPLAY, REVEALING DRESS, RETAIL THERAPY, FLAUNTS CURVES IN BARELY THERE DRESS'
Like watching bleeping paint dry, mate
We need one of the photographers to give us an in site to the real stench they get from this walking car crash.. they’re always really far away so it deffo stinksSame, I don't know how they'd write a whole article on a 'BUSTY DISPLAY, REVEALING DRESS, RETAIL THERAPY, FLAUNTS CURVES IN BARELY THERE DRESS'
I don't know how MUAs can touch that face. I'd be frightened.
lets face it,even if the were not skilled at their job, they couldnt make it look any worse, could they ?
Her advice to Truss "giiiirl put some lipstick on"
Oh duck off Alves.
Oh duck off Alves.
Have they had him on commentating again?! The duck why?!
Was this the Mark Dolan show again? I think Chad must be shagging someone from Dolan's show because all of his clients have been on one after the other lately.
In what world is what Jessica Alves thinks about UK politics or current affairs relevant or newsworthy? The dude dines out in 5* restaurants trying to get papped for a living and his nose is about to fall off from the surgery fetish.
You couldn't pick someone further detached from reality. It's all generic nonsense that comes out of her trap anyway, probably doesn't even know who Truss is.
I can't atop laughing at her surgical stockinged tights - they are so Awful!
Jessica Alves for PM!
She doesn't have time for that - she's too busy face bleeping and feeling herself up all day.....
I think you have listed some of the criteria, to be eligible for the position of PM?
She wants someone who is the ‘reflex’ of our British society,lol.
Has anyone noticed that every time Alves puts things not filmed with a filter on their stories, the camera is really far away, like the person filming at the Pink News bash didn't zoom in or anything for Jessica's speech, and the same thing for the Spanish show... Can't be as confident as she makes our in her photo captions I guess!
He is arrogant but not confident at all. If he was he would not need as many surgeries and filters.
I wonder why people praise him in the comments.
Wasn't she saying she took a size 37 not to long ago to a tattler?! Sure doesn't look like a 37 to me..
Aye right. I'm a 39 in European sizes, no chance I've got bigger plates of meat than that mess
And still has to crow bar his feet into them.
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