Jessica Alves

[BigMavis]

Tell me you're at risk of DVT without telling me you're at risk of DVT.
Is that not an indication she's having too much surgery.

 

[Notredamn]

Just seen the latest batch of club pics…natural beauty

 

[wanderingrose]

How is that hair not getting stuck in the gym equipment? A disaster waiting to happen!

 

[BigMavis]

Panic not, its just a wig that would get whipped into the machines. That is the content I want to see to be fair.

 

[Jjjjj555]

tbh, I think she just uses the gym for another photo location and another cosplay opportunity - oooh gym outfit time!.

Quite sad really, her life seems quite empty

 

[gingrog]

tbh, I think she just uses the gym for another photo location. Quite sad really, her life seems quite empty

She went through a phase of this a while back, with the same Britney song "Work". It's like your aunt trying to be hip and down with the kids.

 

[henriettadubois2]

tbh, I think she just uses the gym for another photo location and another cosplay opportunity - oooh gym outfit time!.

Quite sad really, her life seems quite empty

Yeah cosplay sums Alves up

 

[TooFarScone]

Doing the housework in a nightie because he thinks that's what women do

 

[henriettadubois2]

Doing the housework in a nightie because he thinks that's what women do

Cliched stereotypes as per. The “little woman” at home with the bloody big face

Alves- get a dyson!

 

[Ekathrina]

I’m just surprised he’s not doing it in a French maid outfit.
As if he actually does his own cleaning.

 

[daisymay30]

I’ve just started watching Man Down and am now drawing parallels between Alves and the guy with the giant a that keeps knocking things over.

 

[Jjjjj555]

I was transfixed (pun not intended!) by the cleaning video, from a distance she looked like a person in a full female form latex body suit, she didn't look real, if you get me?

 

[Ekathrina]

That’s exactly what he reminds me of, those weird blokes who dress up in rubber ‘woman’ suits.
His latest gym sessions in a selection of minging Lycra workout attire is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

 

[daisymay30]

Plus we never see her sweat, so is she even trying? As someone who loves going to the gym and doing some proper cardio, I don't understand this at all!

 

[gingrog]

Plus we never see her sweat, so is she even trying? As someone who loves going to the gym and doing some proper cardio, I don't understand this at all!

Sweat?! She's a lady darling, ladies don't sweat! They get their hair and nails done all day and film themselves drinking cocktails through a straw!!

 

[Bull***t Buster]

That’s exactly what he reminds me of, those weird blokes who dress up in rubber ‘woman’ suits.
His latest gym sessions in a selection of minging Lycra workout attire is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

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Jesus bleeping christ!!!!!!!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

That’s exactly what he reminds me of, those weird blokes who dress up in rubber ‘woman’ suits.
His latest gym sessions in a selection of minging Lycra workout attire is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

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He looks like a rubber sex doll. It’s actually really disturbing and freakish. Why is he in an empty gym pretending to work out? What a bleeping weirdo.

 

[Jjjjj555]

Euuuugh!!!!!! the bouncing ‘oh happy days’ video . She’s moving mad, like my sleep paralysis demon!

 

[Can't Help It]

Euuuugh!!!!!! the bouncing ‘oh happy days’ video . She’s moving mad, like my sleep paralysis demon!

OMG I have just watched that it's so funny. I always read the stories about her in the Daily Mail and they give me a giggle so thought I'd see what was on her Instagram.......I have NOT been disappointed!!!!!!!! I'd love to know what goes through her head other than "swish my hair" "jiggle my boobs" then "do a scary wink". Any self respecting man would run a bleepin mile!! I'm normally on the Lauren Goodger thread having a bit of a rant as she is so shallow and vain it's quite fascinating. Jessica just gives me a good laugh which I don't think is her intention!

 

[Jjjjj555]

OMG I have just watched that it's so funny. I always read the stories about her in the Daily Mail and they give me a giggle so thought I'd see what was on her Instagram.......I have NOT been disappointed!!!!!!!! I'd love to know what goes through her head other than "swish my hair" "jiggle my boobs" then "do a scary wink". Any self respecting man would run a bleepin mile!! I'm normally on the Lauren Goodger thread having a bit of a rant as she is so shallow and vain it's quite fascinating. Jessica just gives me a good laugh which I don't think is her intention!

same I definitely don’t think it’s her intention