Any hole's a goal to a lot of blokes. Even an artificially created one that has to be stretched regularly to stop it closing over and that smells so bad because of the artificial hormones.
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Oh dear.
Someone please intervene.
Thought it was Charlotte Crosby for sec..
As for her having a child. As I understand if your lifestyle is such that your child's needs are proven not to be your priority, eventually it's put down to wilful neglect.
So unless having a child ends this shitshow immediately, the fact that she risks her life regularly in the quest for, well,, God knows what, means she's not a responsible parent.
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I don’t think he really wants a child - he just thinks wanting a child is another female stereotype he can acquire to go with his fake boobs and winking. His lifestyle is sitting looking at himself all day, ‘beauty’ treatments, going out drinking, pretending he’s popular and famous and paying people to take photos of him - how exactly would a baby fit into those situations?
Could you even imagine her with a baby!? Be better off with a doll.
Put it this way, your milk coming in and getting mastitis is one of the most painful things..plus the wildly fluctuating hormones. Your tina healing. Piddling yourself...grim
But yeah, worth it
But yeah, worth it
Is Alves’ head growing? The recent photos look like it’s absolutely massive! How does Alves stay upright?!?
I used to enjoy Ken doll, they seemed sweet but now its gone too far. The only men they must meet/bag pay for the “privilege”.
Perhaps they are addicted to pain meds like MJ?
I used to enjoy Ken doll, they seemed sweet but now its gone too far. The only men they must meet/bag pay for the “privilege”.
Perhaps they are addicted to pain meds like MJ?
The poor baby will probably go with him to photo shoots and be used as a prop
Omg you're right!!! Looks the spit image of charlotte crosby here!!
Is it me or is the posing, preening etc going way over board now? I’m not usually one for begrudging anyone using their own money how they like but going to Harrods to have god knows what done with the hair as it didn’t look any difference is a slap in the face for people who are struggling right now. She’s looking more and more superficial and stupid by the day
I think the problem is Jessica is playing at being a woman and probably sees all these insta hoes preening and generally behaving in an extreme manner and thinks this is how all women act. Sadly it’s not sexy or attractive and just shows she has literally no idea. It is a man acting like a woman, but at a comedic level.
I don’t think any men would want anywhere near him. He’s delusional, and I highly doubt he’s even functional down stairs - whatever he’s got under there.
He is a gay man - all of his 'friends' are gay men. I don't see anything feminine or womanly in him at all.
He’s singularly stupid really. At least when he was an effeminate gay man he’d have had a chance of having a relationship with another gay man. Now he’s butchered himself into this hideous facsimile of what he feels being a woman is he’s got no chance of attracting any kind of man for a serious relationship - gay or straight.
I don’t think she will ever have a normal relationship but I reckon there’s plenty out there who would have a fetishised like her
Exactly, he follows all those insta hos that model fashionnova and tries to pose and act like them. Its tragic.
Extreme womanface caricature.
Firstly I don't have an issue with Jessica's appearance per se, though I thinks it's been taken way to far. I fear for her health. My point is, a the things she's trying to achieve to be a 'real woman' are actually impossible for a biologically real woman to attain. The tiny waist, the huge, even, pert boobs ( I don't thing they are implants) the constant preening, nails, hair, makeup, revealing clothes, shopping trips etc..
Real women don't have time for, or indeed need to look like this.Periods, menopause, everything in between. C-section scars, celliulte, stretch marks, tired eyes and a squishy tum are what defines a real woman. She finds her sexuality in her inner confidence and self acceptance. And her self worth from those around her who love her for all that she is, good and bad.
That's not what this is.
Which is a pity, as Jessica is chasing the unachievable
Real women don't have time for, or indeed need to look like this.Periods, menopause, everything in between. C-section scars, celliulte, stretch marks, tired eyes and a squishy tum are what defines a real woman. She finds her sexuality in her inner confidence and self acceptance. And her self worth from those around her who love her for all that she is, good and bad.
That's not what this is.
Which is a pity, as Jessica is chasing the unachievable
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Of course the breasts are implants. He’s a man - he didn’t just grow a huge pair of boobs!!!!Firstly I don't have an issue with Jessica's appearance per se, though I thinks it's been taken way to far. I fear for her health. My point is, a the things she's trying to achieve to be a 'real woman' are actually impossible for a biologically real woman to attain. The tiny waist, the huge, even, pert boobs ( I don't thing they are implants) the constant preening, nails, hair, makeup, revealing clothes, shopping trips etc..
Real women don't have time for, or indeed need to look like this.Periods, menopause, everything in between. C-section scars, celliulte, stretch marks, tired eyes and a squishy tum are what defines a real woman. She finds her sexuality in her inner confidence and self acceptance. And her self worth from those around her who love her for all that she is, good and bad.
That's not what this is.
Which is a pity, as Jessica is chasing the unachievable
I thought someone said it was a breast plate, as opposed to implants? I might be wrong
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