JesselleKing

[cubby91]

i can’t decide whether they have other friends and just don’t post them because it doesn’t earn them engagement, or whether they choose to only have Instagram pals which in my opinion is weird

I get the feeling they don't, either cos they're really as insufferable as they seem (imagine having a friend whose sole aim and purpose is thinking about the content they could get from something, rather than enjoying their time with you?!), or, it's because they're a closed off little clique that nobody else is worthy of. Does anybody remember Alexa, who used to be part of the "Fab Four", prior to Amy and Maria joining? She seems to have been to totally ostracised from the group, and I actually liked her content - she seemed much more normal and less obsessed with the influencer lifestyle than the rest.

They have an “admin day” and act like they’ve put in 40hrs

and don’t get me started on the videos where they walk backwards then kick one foot, makes me want to scream

Hahah oh god this riles me up too - spend 4 hours gossiping in Starbucks with your tiny laptops open, and act like you've boss-babed your way to world peace.

Oh and if I saw someone doing those little outfit reels IRL, I'd totally walk through their shot on purpose

 

[GRN35]

Nooooo not her trying to convince herself and everyone else that that shirt is a dress wtf I'm cringing so hard rn

 

[centreaisle]

think she's got outfit dysmorphia whereby she thinks she dresses well, but actually her outfits are pure shite.

(this post was provoked by finally being sent over the edge by her wearing an awful knee length trench coat with a Radley handbag. coat needs to be longer, and stop pretending you'd ever wear a Radley bag if it wasn't a hashtag ad)

 

[centreaisle]

I think Chloe is like 22/23.

she’s a right misery guts isn’t she haha

 

[dibby_dab]

Jess with her “oh I’m such a saviour, I gave the poor people some money but I was slightly inconvenienced with my train so my life is over” chat. Jesus Christ Jess LOOK at the news you massively spoilt brat!
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And yes London trains get busy. Us people that have real jobs have to deal with it on the daily. Get a grip.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Does it bug anyone else how her bedroom is always really messy?? Like, a bit of clutter is fine, but I don't know how she (or Ollie) can happily live like that 🫣

She defo lives in filth as whenever she hoovers it’s groundbreaking and posted on her stories

 

[DuckyFuzz]

All the girls in this friendship group lie about their size. I’m wear a size 16 and am truly baffled about how Jess and crew claim to be the same size as me

 

[GRN35]

Is there a thread for the whole GirliesIRL collective? I can only see one for Jess but the rest of them are just as irritating.

Amy Astrid has posted an office outfit today with the shortest skirt I've ever seen. No employer would be happy for a member of staff to go into work with their arse hanging out

No but there really needs to be one

 

[DuckyFuzz]

while watching her latest post about getting fillers done, all I could think was ‘you can’t polish a turd’. Wonder how the weight loss is going so she can get a breast reduction. That girl is so lazy. She just wants the quick fix for everything.

 

[DameKitty]

Pretty certain he used to be in recruitment, not sure if he still is now though!

Wasn't she doing some unsubtle moaning that she was having to "work harder" as an influencer as he was changing career paths and was earning less whilst getting his qualifications? Don't think she ever really mentioned what he's going into though.

It makes sense if he does as I am amazed that she makes money for her pretty cruddy channel. Why does she highlight her Tweedledum and Tweedledee tum in every outfit? Writing as a woman with a large apple-shaped stomach, I try to hide it!

She must warn a fair bit either from aff links on Amazon or through her ads, along with whatever he brings in to rent that house as I doubt Chloe is paying into it now she's moved back home

 

[GRN35]

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how does she store these clothes?? I’m so put off by creased clothes when I’m buying.

Haven't you seen her stories? They're all shoved in a crumpled up pile on her bedroom floor because she's sO aDhD

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Also... If your skirt is like this then it doesn't fit...
I don't know how she has the balls to try and say she's a size 18, squeezing into clothes this tight mustn't be comfy at all

 

[GRN35]

they’re all just so boring, aren’t they? Like when you look at their IG, they’re all just a copy of eachother. No original thoughts whatsoever if you look at their ny feed, it’s almost always the same picture. Also I don’t think it’s the worst thing in the world to be a little overweight but they just seem not to care. In fact I think they are portraying a rather unhealthy lifestyle to their followers, it’s unbelievable how much weight all of them have gained in the last year.

I don't think it's a problem being overweight, the problem is that (I'll use Jess as an example) she is still trying to convince everyone she's a size 18. She may 'fit' into size 18 clothes, but that doesn't mean she's actually a size 18. If she wore 20-22 she'd look much better, and she could be a great fashion role model for plus size people. But instead, she's still trying to claim she's 'mid-size', none of her clothes actually look good on her, no normal person would wear clothes that small, so she's not actually influencing anyone positively. She's probably just making people question their own sizes/bodies/weight which is morally wrong imo.

 

[DameKitty]

She's not really doing anything sponsored either is she? Some fitness app that she will probably stop mentioning at the end of January (clearly just a promo rather than helping her to stick with it and lose the weight she wants to for the boob job). The money has got to be going in from somewhere though. I think Ollie had changed jobs and was on a lower wage while he trains and I can't imagine that Chloe is going to pay rent or return to the house now she's moved back to her parents so they've got a townhouse in London to pay for. Yes the odd aff link but they can't really bring massive amounts of dough in surely!?

 

[iwatchvideosometimes]

I used to love her but I can’t vibe with her anymore. The lip migration is sooo bad I feel she’s become a sell out, disappointing.

 

[GRN35]

sorry but if you’re that burnt out all the time, it’s not the right job for you. struggling to see how it’s even possible to be burnt out on her schedule but anywayyyyyyy

She makes me so mad! The ultimate definition of privileged

 

[alibar2021]

Wtf does she think she looks like in that sparkly dress in her latest reel?! It’s blatantly obvious that it’s way too small for her. Just because something is stretchy and “fits” doesn’t mean it’s the right size. You can tell it’s hardly covering her arse at all, imagine walking behind her in that

I came here to say the same thing! Two sizes up mightve looked a little nicer. A couple of steps down the road and you'll be able to see what she had for dinner

 

[Aspiringta]

anyone follow Brittany Broski. Going through stories earlier and at first glance thought it was Jess

 

[dibby_dab]

Wtf does she actually do to warrant being burnt out, I don't understand

I know! And then she heads to Dishoom. Hang on, I thought you weee overwhelmed and burnt out

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Other than the obvious “slay” I also die a bit inside every time one of them says “we bring chaos everywhere we go” you’re just soooo crazy.
So bloody cringe

it’s when they say “this is why everyone always thinks we’re drunk ” and it’s just a clip of them singing

 

[alibar2021]

Is there a thread for the whole GirliesIRL collective? I can only see one for Jess but the rest of them are just as irritating.

Amy Astrid has posted an office outfit today with the shortest skirt I've ever seen. No employer would be happy for a member of staff to go into work with their arse hanging out