JesselleKing

[Pnpplsndy]

You're spot on! She's literally made influencing her job. How hard would it be to include in the caption or on the photo that it's a year old?! You know your audience will ask for it, so don't kick off when you get that engagement.

 

[centreaisle]

I'm new here and have so many thoughts on jess, the wifey stuff was the final straw. other annoyances include how she doesn't brush her curls out, and the super heavy makeup looks SO DATED, like youtube c.2015 vibes. plus her outfits are.....not good.

 

[ChickenLicking]

Idk if anyone follows Jess on tiktok but she's put a right humble-brag video up about how people are telling her she looks like Kate Winslet??? And the people in the comments are agreeing??

Are we looking at the same person?!
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Also, I suffer with migraines, and idk about you guys, but if I've got one that's so bad it's making me literally throw up in the street, I'm not able to post on insta, make fancy iced coffee, and READ on my KINDLE ffs. She's the biggest hypochondriac I've ever seen!

She looks nothing like Kate Winslet; she's deluded.

 

[theodorable]

And yeah I'd love to see them irl rather than posed/edited photos and reels... It can't be flattering, and they mustn't be able to lean forward even two inches without showing anything! I can't cope with the chub rub either and I'm a (real) size 16 so idk how they do it.
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Throwback to Jess in an unposed pic.. she was so salty on stories like “unless you can see my pants..” eh.. butt cheeks are okay though?

 

[alibar2021]

Shes also started writing in the some of the captions where the clothing items are from after someone called her out on it.

Not putting it in the caption drives engagement as more people comment asking where something is from meaning more views. She isn't daft and knows what she's doing, but blames it on being busy and her mental health and has a go at anyone who dares challenge her.

 

[Pnpplsndy]

She influences me to put on a pair of bloody trousers because, yikes.

 

[theodorable]

I just cannot believe she claims this is her full time job. A couple of photos a day of random shop finds/ selfie with friends etc, a picture of a boring outfit if were lucky and she can be bothered and a post every few days about how tired/burnt out/ not well she is. I mean jeez.. anyone could do better “content” than that.

 

[GRN35]

I don’t get it, Jess is “stressed and overwhelmed” as she’s “burnt out” from free cruises, Harry styles concerts and taking pictures of herself. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Real world to Jess calling….

Wtf does she actually do to warrant being burnt out, I don't understand

 

[centreaisle]

how is she making a living posting outfit pics of a hoody and jeans???

 

[Lola123]

They’re not even that bad comments? Saying something is too short isn’t that offensive?

Overreaction from jess

 

[Abcd123]

I've just seen these stories, she even said she didn't have a break over Christmas and that she's constantly working and so burnt out. Their idea of work is literally going out for free meals and press events and getting gifted things - as a nurse who worked all of Christmas her stories have really annoyed me

It's just totally tone deaf isn't it. Teacher here, and she hadn't got a bloody clue about hard work. And a lot of the shit she tries to peddle fits awfully. Girl needs to said up (I say this as a plus said girl myself).

 

[dibby_dab]

The lips are comical and nothing ever fits her properly. I wish she’d just size up and look comfortable! When the pockets don’t go in, you need to size up!

And Midsizemillenial… the Ganni hat needs a day off. It’ll walk itself to the wash at this point.

 

[DameKitty]

I know this isn't a Chloe thread but Jess does it too... What is the fascination with wearing skirts so short you can see the darker change in denier on the tights they wear? Chloe has shared a post of her "winter" outfit with a skirt barely covering her arse and then layers up as she's clearly going to get cold. I know in part it's me showing my age but jeez, that's not "fashion" surely.

 

[AshMay]

Kinda feel like they're neither relatable nor aspirational enough to be relevant or justify the opportunities.

Everything is an ad or gifted plus they're super bland so they're not relatable, but they're also not especially interesting, stylish, cool etc to be aspirational either.

Wish I could grab a group of mates and make a living being on a permanent jolly!

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Is this another gifted holiday

i just can’t at this point. This friendship is purely transactional, I don’t see a single member of that group post a photo with a friend that’s not an influencer

 

[Littlemissnosey]

Every time they say gorlie I can't picture anything else other than gru from despicable me 🫠

 

[GRN35]

Her latest post where she's holding her belly that's 'bloated because of IBS' - just, why? She's almost making it look like she's pregnant or something, I cannot

Also, her 'wear the damn bikini' post () flopped compared to Chloe's - awkward.

 

[Pnpplsndy]

The audacity to charge money for advice on dressing they can't even be arsed to iron their clothes before they take photos. Lazy.

 

[dibby_dab]

They look TERRIBLE

chloe has also just posted a reel saying she’s a size 12-18 hmmmmm just be proud of your body and don’t kid yourself, it’s so embarrassing

 

[DameKitty]

she’s a right misery guts isn’t she haha

Yep! Rarely posts but when she does she always seems miserable. Can't help but think when it comes to influencers that when they appear to be so miserable doing it it's probably better that they go ahead and get a "regular" job because it's clearly not fulfilling them in any way shape or form!