Right, so my theory. I was a 90's raver, and a dopey fucker. I absolutely would have gone off to someone's house at the end of the night, not logically thinking of how to get home from there. Also, when I'm done and I want to get home, I really want to get home. So being told the next bus is 2 hours away, I would try to walk. I think he just went walking, would have been dehydrated from the yokes and dancing, and collapsed up the hills.
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Interesting about the lack of posters being up in the area. You’d think the police would do this. And if they hadn’t the family being there would be doing this themselves handing them out daily, In the area he went missing and the area he could have walked to. But no they’ve chose to stay and just relax in a nice hotel at the other end of the island. It’s all just so strange. If the theory is true he’s alive and it’s all a hoax he could well be going around the area but the locals wouldn’t know who he is as I doubt it’s on their local news and there’s no missing posters.
Just saw a clip on bbc news saying the search isn’t being closed down it’s just less police because of the special search dogs 
It's the bottle of Irn Bru WKD on the table for melol look at them smoking under the smoke detector
I think I’m wired wrong because when I see pictures like this I’m more interested in the interior design choices than the people
Proper hard lads in one of their mums attic drinking alcopops and posing with unlit cigarettes 
Do you know her username for candy crush? I could do with someone sending me more lives.Imagine going missing in the mountains, coming back and finding out ur mum couldn’t be assed looking for you and spent the time on Facebook instead
to be fair though my mum would’ve finished at least 150 levels of candy crush
Well, if it's the mayor saying it....
www.dailymail.co.uk
Missing Jay Slater is 'spotted watching Euros', says mayor in Tenerife
The mayor of Santiago del Teide plunged the desperate search for missing raver Jay Slater into fresh chaos today after claiming locals in the town 'had spotted Jay enjoying the Euros'.
And after a WEEK of searching he still hasnt been found?? The island is 786 square miles. You can drive around the entire island in 3 hours. I can't see how he could have collapsed and STILL not be found.
I agree that what you said is absolutely plausable but the only way he could still be missing is if he's
A) Being hidden/kidnapped by someone
B) Left the island by boat or washed away
C) Dead & buried
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/missing-jay-slater-watching-euros-33108983 . New news report. Some locals claim to have seen Jay sans cactus after his disappearance
But everyone on holiday still has their phone on? He's all over social media and the news, 99% of people must know I reckon. Maybe a few older people without smart phones wont know.
Just imagine that it was him and he's just been pissing up about not caring!
The police will no doubt have good reason not to tell the family every course of action they're taking. Probably the main reason being they can't be certain who is involved and who is genuinely concerned“If you understand what im saying”
He’s jumped on the lets slag the spanish police who dont speak english bus
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So now the cactus is missing?!
Woah woah, don't be disrespecting Blazin SquadGangsters, lol. Would love them to come up against some real ones...tee hee
It is a biological fact that my ovaries actually constrict when I look at this picture. Mr Tumble has more testosterone than that lot.
They make Blazin' Squad look like the Wu Tang Clan
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I was a HUGE fan in my teen years, they still get played whenever I'm in charge of the music after midnight The shame of it
I hope this is it because it will fit nicely with everything else about this story
Wouldn't that be the twist to end all twists?! It couldn't possibly be true, could it?? I can't see anyone being that brazen to casually carry on as normal when there's a massive search going on for you
I don't think he'll be found now unfortunately, hope he is for the family obviously but I just can't see any positive outcome now.
They all look like they smell of Lynx Africa and stale farts tbh. Little nob ends.Gangsters, lol. Would love them to come up against some real ones...tee hee
It is a biological fact that my ovaries actually constrict when I look at this picture. Mr Tumble has more testosterone than that lot.
They make Blazin' Squad look like the Wu Tang Clan
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He looks like many other white Brits of his age range I wouldn't be that surprised if people saw someone else and mistook it for him especially if they are relying on memory of seeing this person.Well, if it's the mayor saying it....
Missing Jay Slater is 'spotted watching Euros', says mayor in Tenerife
The mayor of Santiago del Teide plunged the desperate search for missing raver Jay Slater into fresh chaos today after claiming locals in the town 'had spotted Jay enjoying the Euros'.
I work with 16-25 year olds and can confirm the gangster poses, drug use and risky behaviour is the norm, the trouble some of them get into in the UK is bad enough and I couldn't begin to imagine what they would get up to on a holiday that revolves around a rave
Nah that's pisstake surely.
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Not much chance with dayglo orange nails that you can see from Mars.
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