Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #5

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He might have denied that he needed rescuing in case he was charged for the search. Imagine getting a bill for a couple of million because the costs of another search had been added to it.
 
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Someone I know has the samest name and been bombarded with messages with messages asking jf she is this bloke
She has been accused of having a sex change
 
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I’m waiting for a new episode of “A place in the sun”

We are here today in the beautiful sunny climate found on the island of Tenerife with Jay, a baby faced scaffolder who decided to leave his mundane grey commute behind and start a new life out here, where the skies are blue and the water warm and calming. Jay loves hiking, dance music, tropical plants and has recently adopted a labrador haven’t you Jay? What’s the budget for this new place in the sun dream home? Uh? 35k? Oh do fuck off, you’re not bidding on Homes under the Hammer.
 
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I can't believe how many times 'FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!! " has entered my mind whilst reading/following/commenting on the loony developments of this story, and my bloody neck has got whiplash from shaking it so much! Not can I ever remember laughing so hard at the absurdity! Thanks, fellow Tatters!!!
 
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Wait, wait, wait.... Wtaf is a punky penguin ice cream? And no, I've never heard of a search engine in my life. I'm pages and pages behind simply cos I drifted off a couple of hours ago.

What is a punky penguin and how do I buy a crate of them?!
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Behold the greatest ice cream ever created… Well top three anyway
 
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Yeah, cause she "can't face it "

Fuck right off, why u here then? You're here for a holiday on the gratis courtesy of the British embassy and the gullable population of the UK.

She'll be on the karaoke and Cava the night, guaranteed.
 
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We need Darren to do a pole

Are you in Tenerife?
Yes
No
Pfft, I’ve gone to Elevenerife
DARREN!!ADMIN!!!!! Get your finger out man, open comments again, and give people what they want!
We demand a Pole!!!!
 
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May I also add, this so called hire car that's always being mentioned.. there's no chance that is a hire car, unless the owner of the air bnb hires it to guests. It's gotta be 20 year old at least and the typical screamer Toyota the locals and Moroccans kick about in.
 
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Realistically, how long will mum stay out there. If he's not found she'll have to come home at some point. The mcscamms did.
 
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