Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #4

[biglittlecat]

They always ask "Who is Jay?" and "Where is Jay?" but never "How is Jay?"

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Perfect time to commit crime in Tenerife then considering the police are looking for Jay then rescuing those who also went looking for Jay.
Me + no police = shoplifting

Can you get me some Lays & maybe a Punky Penguin ice cream? They used to have them over here in the 90s but apparently are still a thing abroad. I’ll wire you the Euros and will set up a GFM for bail money if you get caught.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

What’s the deal with these two blokes he went back with? I’m assuming the police have taken their statements. Are they British and if so have they been allowed to fly back to the UK?

Plus were they drink or drug driving on the way back from the rave to Masca?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

They always ask "Who is Jay?" and "Where is Jay?" but never "How is Jay?"

I’ll do you one better. Why is Jay?




I'm hoping you’ve all seen GOTG to get this reference.

 

[biglittlecat]

I’ll do you one better. Why is Jay?




I'm hoping you’ve all seen GOTG to get this reference.

I'm so glad someone is asking the IMPORTANT questions around here.

 

[Rolandtherat]

Just before we move on to a new thread, I'd like to say how bloody awesome it is to see so many folk from all across Tattle on this thread. Funniest fuckers online!!! TY.

You are all bloody hilarious

 

[TenerifeTigger]

He's in The Simpsons!!!

Damn it didn't work.

 

[Don’tStart]

Plus were they drink or drug driving on the way back from the rave to Masca?

I’m assuming they got a taxi to the BnB cos you’d think Jay would’ve just asked one of them to drop him back at his hotel if they had a car and he didn’t want to wait for the bus unless he wanted to get away from them

 

[elepal]

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Yeah bit odd that the international manhunt by a military superpower for a war criminal/deposed dictator isn't quite the same

Bloody thick Facebookers can't even give Jean Claude Van Sudamme Hussain his full name

 

[cl16girlie]

Almost end of thread recap: Still missing x

 

[SwishSwing]

Almost end of thread recap: Still missing x

Aye, Jay or any use of full stops in the cast of crazies posts?

 

[swipeup25]

I’m assuming they got a taxi to the BnB cos you’d think Jay would’ve just asked one of them to drop him back at his hotel if they had a car and he didn’t want to wait for the bus unless he wanted to get away from them

Oh ya ask yer man there with the saucer sized eyes any chance of a spin back to the gaf

 

[Grifty Mc]

This keeps just redirecting me to Ronaldo’s bird. She’s a terrible sales person for the company. I’m convinced she is a thingy. Can’t remember the name,

 

[biglittlecat]

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He's in The Simpsons!!!

Damn it didn't work.

The Simpsons predicts the future again!!!!

 

[whisperchat]

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He's in The Simpsons!!!

Damn it didn't work.

another thing the simpsons predicted

 

[~*~Jess~*~]

Elton is currently rehashing his tribute to Marilyn/Princess Di..."And it seems to me you lived your life with a cactus round your shin
Never knowing who to cling to when the Ket set in"

Oh my DAYS this is funny

 

[Alansbigplate]

They always ask "Who is Jay?" and "Where is Jay?" but never "How is Jay?"

Is he silent or silenced?

 

[SforShortbread]

I just have a funny feeling if he's found alive it's gonna be a star in their eyes moment.
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be..

 

[whisperchat]

I just have a funny feeling if he's found alive it's gonna be a star in their eyes moment.
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be..

A cactus

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Was the first thing I thought of when that scene came on!