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Continue with the word salad 
I've just read these again and I'm dying - 'He's not a badgerI went back to look for the embassy post, and I’ve had to stop reading
could you imagine the groups now if he’d not been found?
Some estates over in Middlesbrough are like the Wild West. Sisters friend sold brand new iPads which she had some sort of deal with Apple so she could buy them in bulk. She asked my sister could she deliver one to one notorious estate. Looked pretty quiet (famous last words). Dropped said iPad off. Only for her to look up to see a scruffy woman running towards the car at speed with a machete in her hand. Never seen sister back up so fast with the woman running towards us and still running after sister turned around with wheels screechyMight pop up to Middlesbrough, bound to be an opportunity to give mine an airing![]()
I wonder if the honeymoon is in Colombia?*ETA - sorry seen others have beat me sharing the good news!
Whispers has got wed, article about his new bride:
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Gang paid extra baggage to smuggle 460kg of drugs to UK
The 11-strong group were arrested at Birmingham Airport in August 2024.www.bbc.co.uk
Yeah it was all the surrounding dramas and side characters that were amusing.They'd never be able to enforce Jay's law on the Internet anyway; unless it's something like racism, violence etc which there are laws against already then a bunch of strangers messing around is not a criminal offence.
It's pretty light hearted here, nobody is glad he died, it's just that there was a comic aspect to it
Edible cactusI bet the wedding buffet was interesting. (Land) Shark Fin soup, salad and Pom Bears
With a sniff sniff here and a sniff sniff there“Miss Quack Quack, have you written your vows?”
“Yes *ah-hem* A, E, E, E, E, E, E, and IoU”
I randomly thought about the Autoglass element of this saga at about half ten last nightCan I nominate Barry off of Eastenders play the Autoglass Repair man![]()
Well, I was thinking 'Jesus' as it flowered at Christmas and has had a resurrection for Easter, then I thought 'Tiger' because these deadly things 'bite' allegedly, but no, be rude not to go with your suggestion in honour of our angle JayI hope you've named it Jay![]()