Jay Slater #15

[drmortimer]

Imagine the vows? “Do you drug dealer take drug mule to be your lawful wedded wife?”

"yes"

 

[Jusa]

Jay Slater's Airbnb pal weds drug mule mum

Ayub Qassim invited party-loving Jay, 19, back to his rented holiday cottage in Tenerife after a rave before he vanished, sparking a month-long hunt for the apprentice bricklayer.

www.dailymail.com

Congratulations Mr and Mrs QuackQuack! Ayub has got married!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Dem land sharks though

 

[JellyDonut]

One of the early theories (and there were SO MANY wild theories being thrown around on FB) was that Jay was stuck to a cactus.

These threads were hilarious - just baffled at what was being sprouted on facebook and Tiktok.

What? They thought he had fallen off a cliff or something onto a cactus? And was just languishing there waiting to be plucked off

 

[TenerifeTigger]

I apologise again for my username and neither confirm or deny i was in tenerife in 2024

 

[Tank Girl]

What? They thought he had fallen off a cliff or something onto a cactus? And was just languishing there waiting to be plucked off

Welcome

 

[Amoo]

Whether [Debbie] likes it or not Jay was into drugs and partying

This was framed in one of the family's funeral posts as Jay's lifelong 'love of dance', which made me picture him prancing about in a tutu.

 

[retroretro]

Didn't Jay's dad have a tattoo of Gary glitter as well or something?!

 

[GlitterFluff]

I wonder how Darren ADMIN!!!! Is doing?!

 

[Liverbird2003]

And don't nick a Rolex

Ah yes, forgot that part.
Poor Jay, if only Jay's law existed back then.

 

[WinterSolstice]

 

[pommynoir]

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If our Jay wasn’t forever 19 this is the exact cake he’d have had when he got married, salad, it wasn’t meant to be

 

[Facehugger]

Bless our Angle Jay. I still can't look at a hoodie or a cushion without laughing.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What is she in the running for this award for?

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Local Hero awards?? So does your son getting off his benk in Tenners & subsequently falling off a cliff make you a hero now?

 

[kev1974]

Some of the replies to this X post about Our Jay

"She punts tickets for Shannon Matthews murder mystery weekends now"

"Probably paid off his debts to the local dealer"

"New lampshade so his picture can light up the room some more"

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

"yes"

I now pronounce you…’Mr and Mrs Quack Quack’

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What? They thought he had fallen off a cliff or something onto a cactus? And was just languishing there waiting to be plucked off

Him getting stuck on a cactus was one of the more sane theories too .

 

[charlied0106]

Salad, it wasn't such the outcome for our angle Jay

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Comedy gold. What a time to be alive (sorry, Jay)

 

[GlitterFluff]

Fellow cacti fans - I’ve had a couple of airport wines and about to depart - will commence the re-read of our favourite angles escapades shortly