Jay Slater #15

[pommynoir]

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Someone commented a new go fund me would make her smile

Omg I forgot all about the GFM

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Angle forever 🫶

Safe flight!

 

[Amoo]

Every time I see Jeremy Vine I think of him reading the ‘Autoglass your face’ comment out on tv

The best part of that was the smirk as he read it!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Umm what is the law? Don't allow teens to go abroad, get off their heads on drugs and go to a random house in the mountains with a dodgy man, then walk home via the actual mountains in the morning?

If you’re kid goes missing you’re sent a voucher to keep your gel polish fresh.

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

Jay Slater's Airbnb pal weds drug mule mum

Ayub Qassim invited party-loving Jay, 19, back to his rented holiday cottage in Tenerife after a rave before he vanished, sparking a month-long hunt for the apprentice bricklayer.

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Congratulations Mr and Mrs QuackQuack! Ayub has got married!

I wonder if he whispered his wedding vows

 

[Liverbird2003]

If you’re kid goes missing you’re sent a voucher to keep your gel polish fresh.

Every cloud and all that...

 

[JellyDonut]

This thread was referenced on another thread where they talked about checking cactuses? Can someone please explain the cactus thing to me

 

[charlied0106]

My favourite was i think the video on the beach of the girls screaming ‘Jays been stabbed’ only it turned out they were actually screaming about a crab

Omg I'd forgotten this

A full re-read is required i think!

 

[CallaLily]

Eagles!

There was also a mad person suggesting he'd been gobbled up by sharks

Oh, I'd forgotten about the 'land' sharks.....there are just no words

I will remind you, though, these people vote and do jury service !!

 

[Facehugger]

If you’re kid goes missing you’re sent a voucher to keep your gel polish fresh.

And if, very sadly, they don't return, everybody is given new cushions

 

[cushtybert]

Wasn’t it also suggested he was picked up by a big bird and taken off somewhere

Quoting myself here to say of the feathered variety not some sort of Sharon

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I wonder how Darren ADMIN!!!! Is doing?!

Probably still in a dark room, wide eyed rocking backwards & forwards.

 

[TenerifeTigger]

The funeral was like a rave as well.

 

[CallaLily]

The boot sale style trestle tables in the tent - that gfm money was spent well! . All the blue flares (matching Debs nails natch!) being let off out of car windows and in front of the horses too, the whole event was pure class!!

It was certainly a unique event. I'm not sure class featured heavily, unless it was class A

 

[LividLalji]

Salad, I can’t believe it’s been two years

 

[Beavana]

Do I recall right that some woman had on Facebook that she could bring her dog to search or something? Was just a normal dog, not like a special search and rescue one or am I imagining that

 

[GlitterFluff]

HTF do you think you'll book 460kg excess baggage on a flight and not attract attention

I think we established pretty early on that this lot were a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

[CallaLily]

I ran here in breathless excitement to tell you all, down the rapids is going to Dubai to look for Katie Price’s missing husband saw it on his thread on here (Lee Andrews)

He'll be wandering around looking for cactus as I type

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Do I recall right that some woman had on Facebook that she could bring her dog to search or something? Was just a normal dog, not like a special search and rescue one or am I imagining that

No you remember correctly it had a good nose for smells apparently .

 

[CallaLily]

Lads, I'm flying to the States tomorrow and have HOURS to kill so will be re-reading the Jay threads. I'll try to select the comedy gold moments for a repost here for nostalgia's sake

Me too, but on Wednesday. I thought of doing the same but, just remembering how often I was snorting with laughter and howling at the fb comments and responses here, I'm not sure if it's wise in the confines of a plane