Jay Slater #14

[emilylpl]

He deserves his place on this

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

I can't believe his so-called friends just didn't bother showing up for the inquest.

 

[VeeJayBee]

Even the ads are trolling, sponsored by an all-terrain Ford.

 

[Tank Girl]

Salad. Salad was the best bit

 

[JustIcePlz]

Pretty poor by the friends not to show up. They should do better by him than that.

Friends like that, who needs enemies

 

[Mycatismad]

Omg I actually thought it was a kettle and was picturing him running down the road with the electric bit in one hand and the jug in the other

And Ayub shouting from the doorstep with a dry tea bag in his hand

 

[emilylpl]

No why has this come as absolutely no suprise?

 

[retroretro]

As I've said before, no I wasn't able to post them but did read it from the start. I don't recall anyone on this thread being insensitive to the fact Jay passed the way he did. Many people said they hoped he would be found and when it came out what happened, people were sad and sorry about it and said he didn't deserve that.

It was just the ridiculousness around the events that made the thread funny. The stupidity of the comments being made on Facebook, like him potentially being stuck on a cactus for example . Suggestions like playing his favourite music to lure him out... bloody down the rapids going over acting like a search ambassador. (Remember when he got stroppy at the search team and said they weren't doing enough and ended up leaving the search early and the guy was like wtf .)

I think questions were raised around some things, which would have happened about anyone else, like the gofundme etc. This thread really did make me laugh and still has since, but at no point there has been no ill will towards Jay and what happened to him. It's been very respectful in that sense. He was a kid who made some poor decisions and ended up losing his life as a result.

It's sad it's happened and I feel for the family. I just feel people like DARREN ADMIN and the countless others helped make light with their stupid responses, of what was a horrible situation.

Salad.

 

[Lars Guinard]

So Rachel who was mouthing off like Jay was her firstborn and threatening everyone couldn't get Brad to miss a season out on holiday? Why? Did Lucy the plug need help with their pharmaceutical enterprise?

Lower than a snake's belly!

At least Hodgy Podgy showed his true colours from the start, with distancing himself!

Talking of colours...go on Debbie with your nails!

Also, is that man in the back of the pic actually wearing that blue bricklayers polo? Salad , there had to be one!

 

[x.x.x]

Who can remember when dwtr was live in masca around 1am and said people were following him and hiding in the churches / behind trees and every one in the comments was like get out whoever has him is watching you you know too much! What a fucking time to be alive i tell ya

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

This is already batshit. The dog ate his passport & Debbie had to show him how to fold his clothes so they all fit in his suitcase.

 

[Brummiebird]

Imagine having it on record that one of the last sentences you said is “Are cactuses poisonous or what?”

 

[RubyRowallan]

I have got the first thread on my watch list so I can find it. I am not usually a laugh out loud sort but I remember reading that first thread into the night having uncontrollable laughing. The most memorable was the woman with the sniffer dog. Can’t remember if she was in a mobility scooter or if this was a different nutcase, Oh and the salad, of course. You could’ve come up with a more hilarious typo if you tried. It should win some sort of Tattle award.

As we have all said, in no way were we laughing at that poor lad.

 

[GlitterFluff]

Remember that woman on the facebook group who reckoned if she could just get her labrador over there it would find Jay in a jiffy like some fucking canine Columbo

And the lady that wanted to go over in her off road mobility scooter

 

[emilylpl]

Be a waste of time any of them being at the inquest anyway as they d just lie through their teeth. Or chat absolute waffle like Ayub normally does. Also, remember during the search they found that British fella who had purposely gone missing and was FUMING he had been found

 

[lilykestrel]

I forgot about Autoglass repair…

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We all saw you start laughing helmet cam

 

[Bread]

I suspect the family did the documentary because of the mental stories going around about Jay and this was their way of combatting it.

I thought they came across well to be honest, as did his friends; particularly Lucy who did her best to help him.

Perhaps the message he drafted was dictated. It's really horrible to think how frightened he must have been and the autopsy stuff was brutal, but perhaps it makes his death real to people.

It was nice to learn more about him other than second/third/fourth hand gossip. I hope it helped his family and I fully support his mum's campaign to stop the crap of TikTok et al.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I wonder if we’ll feature in the documentary!

All of us watching when “salad” gets mentioned

 

[VeeJayBee]

I didn’t realise it was auto corrected to kettle! Although it could be a new drug, anything seems possible with this case!!

Until I realised it was auto corrected I thought he took it for the teabags Debs put in his luggage

Ayub's Russell Hobbs

 

[anniemouse]

I miss you s Pommy please get involved in some illegal activity when on your hols! I know where to find you all, havent made the trip over yet as none of you even missed me
Everytime someone mentions Tenerife, I automatically think about that cactus
Mad it's going to be the anniversary soon, it was such a huge case!

Someone I work with has a magnet on their filing cabinet, it’s a cactus with Tenerife on it. Takes me back every time I see it. Salad