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A huge congratulations to @fredstar2018 for our new thread title! You win Fakey's hideous pink ski suit and a box of protein bars as advertised on the ski slopes!
We started the previous thread off with the budget adults-only skiing trip where we had topless skiing, a protein bar advert, loads of attention seeking and pizzas in bed. Unfortunately, there wasn't an avalanche or any broken bones.
He now wants to participate in the New York Marathon which will undoubtedly be another adults-only trip. Flapz was asking for concealer recommendations but concrete will suffice quite nicely preferably under the Bow Flyover! Ugly bitch.
We had topless cake making, Gladiators begging and the best was yet to come as Leo punched him!
Flapz's Birthday was another non-event as he binned off The Full Monty and went AWOL. He was spotted by our @PrincessJeanie boarding a plane! The Tena huns went into spasms and pissed all over the place as he had let them down once again!
He's still AWOL.....
The fucked-up gifted sofas were put up on Facebook Marketplace for £250! Greedy cunts.
A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz! 😘 A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least...
Great recap as always @CrazyBaldhead you are doing the lords work
Thank you fakey’s for the voting for my thread title. I shall be very humble and grateful, accept my new hideous pink ski suit, box of shit protein bars and take myself to all the Greene King pubs in Europe whilst drinking non-alcoholic beer and pretending I give a fuck about rugby union
She’s as bad as him for starting to follow accounts that other z listers are advertising. The Wrights (another family that think they are more relevant than they actually are) are away skiing and surprise surprise Flappys now following the company they’ve gone with. Probably already trying to grift a freebie, like the Essex Kardashians (they wish) have
As for those lips If this is what she calls ‘content’ no wonder her engagement is so shit.
She’ll definitely be doing another record breaking giveaway soon. Probably buy vouchers for it from her sofa money
31 years of age. Let that sink in
She’s as bad as him for starting to follow accounts that other z listers are advertising. The Wrights (another family that think they are more relevant than they actually are) are away skiing and surprise surprise Flappys now following the company they’ve gone with. Probably already trying to grift a freebie, like the Essex Kardashians (they wish) have
As for those lips If this is what she calls ‘content’ no wonder her engagement is so shit.
She’ll definitely be doing another record breaking giveaway soon. Probably buy vouchers for it from her sofa money
31 years of age. Let that sink in
Sorry guuyysssss, no recap from me! WTAF , has his humour taken an even further nose dive? Fuck me, if I was dopey, I’d go fucking apeshit at this post! Welcome to being even more unemployable!
WTF is this silly bitch doing? Getting a lip blush top-up done already. It should last for SIX MONTHS ffs.
I looked back in the Wiki and she only got it done on the 4th December 2023 so literally she had it done just over a month ago. Not a very good look for the salon is it but I reckon this is a freebie tbh. My daughter is studying aesthetic treatment and is mortified - I've just shown her. What is she doing?
Yes I noticed the Ugo fella had nothing on his Insta relating to their travels today. What's going on are they doing this trip incognito now? Did Fakey offer him a bribe to ask for no more posts in case TFM see it!
" Here's the story........
Of some cunts from Colchester....
Who's entitlement and begging knows no bounds.......
Their son, Maris, is a dud bulb.....
And she's got retreads for lips...........
The Muvver is deranged and talks to herself online....
And the worst bit is of this famileeeeeeeee..
All are talentless beyond comparrreeeee....
And he's luvs the boyzzzzzzzzz.."
Aww Flappy, sorry (not really sorry) it doesn’t really matter what you do now to your face, you’ve ruined your looks and your nose looks like play-doh.
You’re married to a man who likes cock as well and who wears a wig.
Oh and you’ve got slugs for eyebrows.
You can have a lip blush top up after 6-8 weeks to even out the colour if needed.
I think Flapps has has a darker colour, probably as she saw here we said it didn't look any different her lips do look slighty bigger, if she's had filler, that could affect the blush too
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