Jake Quickenden #94 Fakey will forever be Tattle's puppet as well as a manic, syrup-wearing muppet!

[IamMyaJ]

Heard today that fakey has been caught being a little too close to a male…. Seems there is photo evidence…… I’ve seen it…… convinced it’s him…. Let’s just wait and see……
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I’m trying to convince my contact to let me have the photo but they won’t because it will be obvious where it’s come from

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Let’s not forget this corker I mean seriously what straight man does this in public, all the while being filmed by a young lad who he’s looking at the whole time he’s doing it

 

[bluecups]

Of course not. His rank chipolata is for men only!

Quickenden Jake Quickenden is just for men haha.

 

[VC10]

When they see Tattle is on thread no.94 now......

 

[Xxcxcc]

Scrolled through the podcast and he says musicals are a background thing for him. While hes not on tv ,. Also said he doeant go back at trolls anymore. He actually feels sorry for them as they must be hurting. All to try and be the mr nice guy. We know negative comments kill him. Its all an act. Just to let u know baldy. Im not hurting. I have a fantastic life. I just see through u, for the fame hungry wanker u are. Just because i post a few comments on here does not make me unhappy. I comment on what i see, what you put out there for everyone to see. So its ok if its a positive comment, but if not you are a troll. Some people like us on here actually have a brain, we arent all like that sad bastards who lick your arse. We speak the truth and everything that u do, u do it for our benefit. You are obsessed with us. You are deluded, but tbh its such a laugh to watch your desperation for fame, keep it up. U are never going to be famous. U never were. Stick to your shitty little musicals

 

[JazzFan]

OMFG!!! Zelda is absolute SCUM talking about the Netflix documentary American Nightmare about a woman who was kidnapped and raped, Zelda said it was worth the watch for the comedy value

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Seriously have you ever seen a straight man wear a leather/plastic cap full stop, let alone in a public place All it’s missing is the thick silver chain round it

 

[Nat1088]

Just noticed someone on another thread call him Jake Wigenden

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Another Ode for our favourite pair of non tattle readers

Desperado fakey is my name
All I’m after is a bit of fame
Try as I might I get very little tv
I cannot understand why it’s always me
I can sing and dance talk bullshit and fight
All of this and the still the money is tight
I have a wife who name I cannot recall
And a ill mannered child that’s not very tall
I’m stepdad to another if I need the likes
Camera is ready for those family hikes
We are great at begging all this free stuff
Her posing in shit clothes and I’m the buff
Now I need a miracle to get her up the duff
Oh NO I might have to look at her muff
Everything at home gets on my tits
Much prefer the twinkies touching my bits
Work for me is still being alluded
I’ve tried everything just to be included
TV won’t touch me with a barge pole
They say because I’m a fucking arsehole
Back to my day job just doing fuck all
Always wondering why my penis is so small
April arrives no work and back home
No family or friends as all on my own
Wife has left whatever was her name
One and a half kids exactly the same
Back in my piss tub preaching my woes
My name is Prickenden but you all knows

 

[Turmeric123]

Seriously have you ever seen a straight man wear a leather/plastic cap full stop, let alone in a public place All it’s missing is the thick silver chain round it

The Village People are looking for him

 

[JazzFan]

Wonder who'll get custody of the cat ....
Bang goes inheritance.

flappy as Jake doesn’t like pussy

 

[Sarivng2022]

#95 a backstage smooch may be Fake's big outing, cue more of Flapz lip blushed pouting.

 

[bluecups]

Bottom question and answer …
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Oh I've gotta put that forward as a thread suggestion

Jake Quickenden #95 - "Gay? I dunno really I just love my mates and we get up to all sorts!"

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion #95

Come out, come out wherever you are,
Fakey's obsessed with the chocolate star!

 

[IamMyaJ]

Nah it’s not Chris Hughes I think it’s someone involved in the back stage of the show, I’m digging guys I promise
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To be fair the contact I have seems to think he may be setting it up as a way of coming out. I’m getting Filth Schofield vibes

 

[IamMyaJ]

Bloody hell. So it's backstage then?

Looks that way, wish I could show you all, all I’ll say is I think this may be the downfall of this cunt. Parrot is distancing herself also

 

[Turmeric123]

Maybe her real nose totally collapsed and that’s a false stuck on one with dents at the sides.

Reminds me of

 

[Justdee]

SOPHIE "anyone else's kids want cuddling all the time?"
LEO "let me down"

Leo also hits his dad when he sings

Leo is turning into their biggest troll

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m not sure how to copy the link but this interview is hilarious. Apart from his normal woe is me and how he spent his 5 week break with his son but also importantly had a break with his wife he says his next aim is to get a serious acting part on the TV. That’s not the best bit. He actually says something about the Netflix Series Michelle Keegan has just done and how he can see himself doing something like that He does say something about not being there yet but then follows it with his normal, if you put your mind to it, you can do/achieve anything. He can’t even keep a 2 min gig on Lorraine or an ITV competition gig but thinks he can get a lead actor role in a major series Deluded as fuck.

 

[intheindustry]

She’s definitely at that clinicNow moaning about her car insurance.Silly cow no work will ever improve the way you lookKids dumped and husband in a vesttrying to sell jet2 holidays.

She’s not at the clinic today. Just seen her driving her RR at 2ish around Colchester. I was visiting a friend and spotted those lips and chin a mile off!
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Plus where has she been? There’s been tonnes of articles about range rovers and insurance and people struggling to get insurance let alone the hike in premiums