Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

[Joon]

Fucking hell, you could do a fortnight in the Caribbean on that

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AHHHHHHHH HHHHH So funny ..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He looks evil in that second photo. I wonder if he's headbutted her today?

 

[Cleopops]

He's in a hotel and Polly is driving?they are DEFINITELY in that hotel together.
Flapz, why dont you get them to video call you?if I was her I would be paying a surprise visit to that hotel to see exactly what old stinky Jake was up to

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I can’t believe there are such sad people about that they’re asking her on her latest reel where she got her kettle, plant, Leo’s bed and hoover from? Have they not heard of Google oh well will give Flappy the excuse to share her hoover ad again and do aff links for the others

I don’t believe a word that comes out of Mrs Fakey’s mouth. No one asked her any such thing.
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and he doesn’t even make it on Lorraine’s grid either, like a certain another person did when he was on there talking about the jungle last week

No one regards the TV appearance thief. Although Lorraine is a dumb bint, even she can see the desperation oozing out of his every pore!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Good. I hope it's shit. Looks like they'll be smuggling their own food and drink in at those prices!

Oh dear

 

[VC10]

Next move will be another baby for freebies and mag deals and more likes I mean let’s face it everybody gets shit loads of likes on pictures of newborns .

Worst thing for her to do is get pregnant again she looks a fucking mess drained and depressed . He never helps he’s a horrible lazy cunt

Feckless, the pair of them.....

 

[Joon]

Don't know the company so why would I.. Boil your flannel then, personally I use Hu

 

[Barbie2020]

Have the mail deleted the comments about him? Can’t see any of them now.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

AHHHHHHHH HHHHH So funny ..

Thanks Joon ya crazy chicken! I don’t pop in here often, cos it’s usually 8 new pages of us all going “get a job you c*nt!” But when I do, I like to leave an impression

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why the fuck has qvc recorded and uploaded herself on the toilet

14 stories talking absolutely fucking drivel then finishes with that WTF is wrong with her

 

[Joon]

Huggies 99% pure water baby wipes best ever for make up especially mascara...

 

[Turtledove58]

Ooooh. It was a dumb time of year to list. Maybe now Jake has git the big time in his fighting career she doesn’t need to bail him out

can’t remember who gave the post code, I need to check this out properly! As for beggar twats, I’d love to see where they are in 10 years time! No salary, no savings, no wages, no pension

 

[brat13]

Why is his jaw/lips always crooked it really gets under my skin

 

[JazzFan]

Only last year instead of sitting round the tree with the boys opening presents he was downstairs alone about 9am drinking wine

Eeek he was?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

She looks ill

Her excessive smoking can’t be helping.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

What a miserable, ugly, complaining cunt. Not a shred of humour there so obviously Flaps has got his goat. Nice little receipt there for the Wiki about their loveless marriage. Bet he didn't talk to her on way home.
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Evil eyes. He is a freak! Nasty piece of work!

 

[Cleopops]

desperation oozing out of his every pore!

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[CrazyBaldhead]

Seriously, NOBODY wants a running commentary from this utter syrup-wearing prick?

It's NELLA ROSE you complete shithead. Of course he's going to be sucking up to Josie because the deluded cretin this he's going to be lead-presenting This Morning. Utter twat.

Fuck off.

 

[JazzFan]

and then said she would get overwhelmed by it all and burst out into tears!

She really is a dose, she needs a life

 

[Redtea2]

I’m actually baffled that polly follows him around for these appearances? How much money does he make from them? The loose women panel earn £3000 for an hour and although they are all pretty annoying they are obviously a higher profile than fakey. Bet he and Polly split a tenner between them for it by the time they’ve finished paying for petrol. They definitely don’t get money to stop in a hotel no chance

Also he’s got some fabulous engagement on his actimel AD. ETA he might be right I’m not sure but is turmeric pronounced like he says it- chewmaric?

Polly just isn’t a publicist she’s so unprofessional and I think

It’s the fact he has to come on his social media and tell everybody Doesn’t just say catch me on Lorraine, has to say he’s ‘presenting’. It really is pathetic. Imagine being smug that the only TV ‘work’ you can get is 5 mins at 9am talking about a program you did nearly 10 years ago. He shouldn’t be smug, he should be embarrassed. As for having his publicist there for every minor thing he does, that’s just tragic. Let’s see what spin she puts on it today

Polly clearly has a friend who works for Lorraine because it’s the only thing he can get on
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He’s definitely got a type The lips, the jaw, the brows She’s as pathetic as him making sure she’s got ‘Television Centre’ in the background of her shot
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They’ve just been to Lorraine and she’s there. I thought he was doing the ‘presenting’ today Spoke about what’s on her show and like last week when he was on, no mention of him anywhere One of the contestants has just quit the jungle so he’ll no doubt be bringing up again how he’d never have done that Wonder what attention seeking outfit he’ll be wearing today

Exactly not very professional is it a publicist getting excited over a tv studio