Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[Philimena cunk]

Predictable as shit! As for the dress that she was so excited about getting, there are zero words!

Imagine that's the cheap nasty frock for the NTAs, while he turns up looking like captain scarlet in the red suit....

 

[mollyann]

I wonder if flaps looks at herself and thinks wtf is my life.Leo still in nappies and drinks out of a bottle.Her useless husband puts his own needs before anyone.Her mother in law a bitch and a enabler of his childish ways.Her family seem decent people she should get her kids and think why do I put up with this shit.No nights out with her friends no spark whatsoever between him and her.Fred hates him and Leo used for likes.Leo so clever can like his dads post amazing at such a young age

 

[Robin71]

The reel has been dirty deleted basically it was him with his selfie stick apparently filming Sophie calling it wifey weekends however he had to get his Easter island head in and she looked really awkward and at one point had a face like thunder she obviously didn’t want to be filmed and she probably told him to take it down

 

[Nixxs]

So how old is he now? 56? I hope sophie got him nothing and nothing from the kids as he ignored her bd

 

[brat13]

He probably told everyone when his birthday was as his fun fact on his first day and then reminded everyone every day since

 

[Philimena cunk]

He is scary as hell. His eyes frighten me plus the comical teeth.

Awww.... fakeys got fwiends....
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And it looks like he’s wearing those fucking beige trousers again

They must be fucking hoaching...I bet when he takes them off, they walk over to the wardrobe and hang themselves up....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is this his way of finally admitting what he’s been doing on and off the last few months

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Fanny has probably begged for some tubes of KY Jelly ..

Wouldn’t need any with his chipstick dick. Be like using a pen to stir your coffee

 

[JazzFan]

I gave it until at least Friday before she did an ad but blimey straight off the plane and onto Hello Fresh

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Was it this?

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Bloody improvement!

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Nice one crazy with the receipts as always. Nothing gets past the tattlers

 

[Joon]

Bet he asked to sit on his own as his muscles looked pumped up and he needed the space.......still had to look in the camera, sad vain fucker....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I bet after he watched SSS stories of her pathetically contrived airport reunion with her toddlers, he’s wishing he could have done the same I reckon him and Flaps have already prearranged her filming him getting home tonight
Also this is what a real ice bath looks like Fakey

 

[Turtledove58]

Awwwwweee his spudulike is back for content! His phone will be back in sadly his vacant face!

 

[JazzFan]

How long until he starts following Disney cruises on insta?

As soon as he has read here, ya know after he finishes work because he’s working right now
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Irony of the day: Zelda referring to someone as a ‘miserable, sour faced old cow’!

Also whinging about Christmas decs being out already, yea it’s early but some people aren’t loaded like you Zelda and have to budget like Fakey

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Exactly. She ain’t bored with Zara she can’t afford it
all insta huns use Zara and show the latest stuff she clearly can’t afford it silly cow .
that’s why I can’t stand her aswell she is as delusional as him and won’t admit they are skint .
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Not the face of a man who loves his wife
he looks repulsed by her .

And later that same day he was filmed doing that awful Louis Spence act by the side of the pool, crawling along & pumping his hips More camp than a row of tents.

 

[trine]

Knobhead sitting on his own. Poor Fakey, did no one want to sit next to you? He can cry about that later sitting in his ice bucket

Probably the stench of his beige - worn every day without being washed for months - trousers meant no one wanted to sit next to him

 

[Frosty knickers]

Asking advice on getting the kid to sleep. He has no routine and is just spoiled by the looks of it. As it was suggested in the past that he may need an assessment of needs, some kids find it very hard to switch off and go to sleep when there is additional needs there and it usually starts from age 2 and sometimes younger. So if this Is constant every single night I'd be getting professional advice not asking people on the internet

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Remember when they went to the Maldives and stayed bed and breakfast.Sat on canoes and jet skis for pictures as clearly couldn’t afford the actual trip.Also pretending they went to the spa all as fake as them two.This TIKTOK reminds me of them lol.
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This is brilliant only thing is the couldn’t even put a normal tray in either of the hobbit baths, maybe they could manage a coaster with a peanut on it

 

[trine]

His Power Rangers skippity skip video cracks me up with his sound effects.
“Boof, boof ….. boof, boof boof”

 

[Bestlife@60]

So another stage job he’s making a mockery of. Does he and the idiots that employ him not realise the more he videos, the more piss taking of cast members, the more acting like a ten year old the bigger cunt he’s making them all look. Do they still have binoculars in the theatres? They’ll be needed to see he’s cocktail sausage!!