Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

[ThortheDog2022]

Who had an injury/ailment the day before rehearsals begin on their bingo card?

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Afternoon everyone …

Fuck he’s such a predictable cunt isn’t he. As Princess said above, he doesn’t want theatre work or PANTO - he’s desperate to be on TV. DESPERATE. The fact he wanks himself into oblivion over a 2 min competition VT is just bizarre.

Hey PANTO BOY I can assure you no casting director is going to see you badly presenting a 90 sec segment at 9.15 on Lorraine & think “WOW, he’s presenting material” NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Let me tell you why, it’s a set script but it’s also how you interpret the material & how you deliver it - Lawler is good at this, she can add personality into it (it’s slightly exaggerated but that’s what is needed in this short VTS) but that is NOT PRESENTING, that’s just delivering a piece to camera.

The only times PANTO BOY has “presented” it’s been absolutely FUCKING DOGSHITE, and I am being generous : the Soccer Aid thing was beyond amateur (cringing), the one I think in Manchester at night (when Sophie went) was even worse, sooo bad. These weren’t TV GIGS, so to call himself a presenter is a stretch at best.

He isn’t an actor, he’s not a trained theatre actor, he’s not a performer (he’s a FUCKING CLOWN, so he is a form of performer) he isn’t a presenter, he’s an ex reality star with a mediocre voice (being generous) who has managed to stretch his 5 mins into 10. He truly sees himself as a STAR, he’s got an ego - the humility bullshit (GET TO FUCK PANTO BOY, you are not humble - your ego is thirsty as fuck. This attempt at humility is embarrassing) is laughable.
He’s just an insufferable cunt, isn’t he.

Hugs to all

 

[mollyann]

Just finished my presenting jobPlease someone have a word in this plonkers ear it’s called looking a two minute gig.He’s a idiot and his haggard face this morning wasSo many filters him and flaps using lately certainly shows what he really looks like .

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He needs to put that pink thing in the bin

That’s how they made Spud

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Who the fuck is Chris Hughes? Talk to me like I’m simple because after all this time I’m still not entirely sure who Jake Quickenden is tbh.

 

[ThortheDog2022]

All I can think of when I see his gaunt face is this response to the before and after pics he put on his grid a few weeks ago. This time it’ll be
‘Was 9.05 in the morning I’m sound thanks I still look peng, bruv’

 

[Joon]

He has got something wrong with him, he should be buzzing, something has happened at the FM today to put him on a downer, perhaps they are not taking any of his shit, no pics, no phone out, as they are older actors they can see through him, he looks worn out from the WORK it can only get worse..........

 

[Livia Fantasy]

In the 2 weeks Flaps has been away, he’s been to the gym, Sat in scummy water, visited his mum and worked at reading a script and dressing up as a dino.

Jesus Christ that’s embarrassing

Since the schools broke up, my youngest has been playing Minecraft or Animal Crossing or whatever for approximately oooh every single fucking waking minute and still achieved more than this wrinkly testicle ice bucket man in those two weeks.

 

[Purplehaze456]

Good God

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It's not where's wally, it's where's willy

 

[ChastityDingle]

Imagine going into your workplace and filming your colleagues, FFS.

Why can he not put the phone away and do what he is supposed to be doing - WORKING!

 

[Robin71]

Fakey’s got a fan

 

[redball00n]

His fucking hair makes me feel sick. What 30 odd year old bloke walks around with a fucking iced gem/Jedward/Jimmy Neutron quiff?

 

[VC10]

Gawd, if he was the last man left on planet earth with me, he'd be wanking.

 

[Barbie2020]

Fred looks happy and relaxed and so does Sophie.

She’s ruined herself staying with him. I bet he’s so mad that they are having a family holiday. It really is annoying how he goes on about missing them so much. Will be interesting to see how much quality time he spends with them when they are back. My guess is 0.

Also, these new intros to his stories with these swear words in are something a 15 year old say. How can he not see how unfunny he is?

 

[VC10]

They are both a sticky unhygienic pair , that brat, Maris, is dragged up in begged donated clothing that doesn't even fit & both are ignoring the fact that the child is underdeveloped mentally. They won't cut his hair, which is thin, so it won't thicken across his head- condemning him to baldness in his twenties- while both ponce about begging freebie fucking cucumbers or rimmel lipstick or some other fucking non-entity shit..........He's coming up for three , is in nappies ; takes nothing in , focuses his eyesight on nothing because he cannot make sense of his surroundings.......cannot talk or count - or has any fine motor skills.

neither of them could give a toss, have no interest in seeing a Specialist, having him assessed or doing anything that involves themselves putting themselves out and actually fucking doing anything .
Nanny QVC is away with the fairies, online , imagining she's a presenter on radio2 or something? Ludicrous. Birthday shout-outs ? To whom? For fucks sake......
His family members have been dead for donkeys years, over a Decade, yet he bangs on about them online in order to get ' likes' ?

I've never met anyone like them . Thank god....

Fucking awful pair of no-talents, enabling each others laziness.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Calm down Polly Parrot you stupid pink haired cunt!

 

[Vanilla Ice]

All I can see is someone’s face on her arse I bet fakey will be saying it’s either a picture of his dad or brother watching over his family whilst they are away having a really good fun holiday without him
#heisjealousasfuck

 

[Robin71]

Is it my phone or has he muted spud to hide the fact he doesn’t say love you back to fake? He doesn’t know who you are you bellend no point with your little sad face it doesn’t wash with us lot we know you bring everything onto yourself! Bet Duncan James won’t piss about for hours and put filming behind schedule on GMB I mean people have got families they like to get back to unlike you

 

[mollyann]

I think he realised yesterday that no one gives a shit who he is.In his others small parts where lots of young staff where maybe were slightly impressed with his million bots.Going for lunch billy no maté yesterday I honestly think people see him for the annoying prick we see daily.He hates any kind of work and since January has done nothing to earn a real living.

 

[ChastityDingle]

He is gonna absolutely HATE this! 3hrs in a car, having to focus and contribute more than 2lines and a twirl to these rehearsals.

Tinitus…..bad back…..MRI scans….see you soon

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