Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

[mollyann]

Morning you filthy animalsSeeing he’s started following loads from the full Monty you would think he would tone it down.Sat in that stinky water againHe’s hating no one’s giving him any attention and I’m loving it lol.No filming anyone yesterday so I bet he got told not toOf to sunny Scarborough today with my lovely daughter and the sun is outWe should have a bet how many times this twat mentioning the word work lol.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just to add aswell he has had those white trousers on all week

I bet when she’s home she comes back to all his washing for the 2 weeks she’s been away. He’ll say he’s been too busy ‘working’ to do it
My next bingo is him getting Botox. He’s far too vain and self obsessed not to do something about the state of his face. Probably the only reason he hasn’t so far is cos he can’t afford it. He might now be in luck. If any aesthetic nurses have seen his TV appearance today, I reckon they’ll be lining up offering him a freebie

 

[ChastityDingle]

Im blocked and only occasionally check out on Iganony so is he just sharing ticket link now just weeks before the show begins? If he had any sense he’d have been plugging it a long while ago. This could be his only chance of getting more theatre work so he should be knuckling down and working hard to show how professional he could be. But no fooling around is the only way he knows how. No wonder he’s blown a lot of chances

Spot on.

He actually is his own worst enemy. When you think back to the tv slots he used to get, he would build them up as though he was being invited to step in as a main presenter on some top tier show. Then it would turn out to be two minutes on Loose Women or similar, on which he usually got something wrong or tried to overact.

He made a mess that time he was on Steph's Packed Lunch and I presume won't be invited back, after the complaints.
I doubt the slots like that pay very much but I imagine if he was capable of acting professionally, they would keep coming his way, and help to pay the bills. And out of that, making a name for being reliable, it could be a reasonably steady source of income.

He couldn't even be in the audience at Dancing on Ice without making a show of himself, and then pretends to think that he could potentially be a presenter on it. I think they would ask me before they would ask him.

I presume nobody casting for theatre wants him either, once they see his behaviour and all the imaginary sickness.
Tbh, he is very lucky to have got the job with TFM and he should try to prove himself with it. Of course he won't.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

It’s the thirst from him, flappy and his mum where they are all in search of fame, to the detriment of normality and stability. They aren’t doing themselves or each other any favours with the desperation to be something. They all look stupid with their fake smiles, their ultra slim bodies and live a strange existence in search of fame and money.
I don’t know how flappy stays with him, she can’t have used the word respect in her vows. It would be impossible to respect him. My husband works incredibly hard, is a great hands on dad, helps run the house and is someone to admire and appreciate, he’s not perfect but he works hard and doesn’t put himself first.

God they are ALL sooooo thirsty aren't they not an attractive look at all is it??
Zelda with her notes, talking shite all day long
Fakey and Flaps with their reels ffs, just go away will you
Neither of them are sexy, or attractive squidward nose makes me piss everytime @CrazyBaldhead, love you for that
Fakey's hairsystem is just comedy gold isn't it
I bloody love this thread, it's my favourite on Tattle, I post on a few others but this is deffo the best, you guys are toooo funny

Edit and the most welcoming

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is anyone else enjoying the fact he’ll be hating the fact he’s ‘working’ 8 hours a day and obviously isn’t allowed to film any of it He so doesn’t want to be touring in theatres and we all know he’d bin it off in a heartbeat if he could get any TV work.
Get ready for the over saturation of Leo/family content later today and don’t forget tomorrow is the 1st wedding anniversary of their London nuptials, so I’m calling throwback pictures of them trying to look like Posh & Becks in their suits

 

[Cady1954]

Ickenden always has to get involved. Duncan James posted about Intermittent Fasting and of course Ickenden had to comment. Duncan ignored him but replied to so many comments but his, I wonder why? Hmmmmmm.

I do intermittent fasting. I've done it for two years. I don't know whether I'm super intelligent and take in information like a sponge but I took ten minutes to read an article about it that was my research. It certainly doesn't take months to research. Numpty

 

[Philimena cunk]

Not the clearest picture but look at the expression on him this was yesterday morning at rehearsals everyone was down the other end of the table introducing themselves shaking hands he was stood at the corner of the table alone looking awkward and miserable so ignore all his bs about feeling good, grateful for work blah blah blah he’s hated and he knows it

He's walked in there yesterday like Billy big balls, Mr"I've got a million bots on Instagram", and I've been on x factor... thinking they'd all be over him like a rash
Unfortunately for twat face, they're not bits of kids, and professional actors who don't give a toss.

 

[MissMona]

Put him at the right at the back.Loving he’s not at the front View attachment 2380341

HIs top is still on as well

 

[Justdee]

Apologies to anyone who's just eaten or about to go to bed

No one,not even mummy will ever love him like he loves him.
He looks ill without the filters

 

[HMC]

I wonder if he’s got imposter syndrome today, surrounded by professional actors.

He should do….talentless prick

 

[Heneghs]

He’s so bloody passive aggressive. He’s done another reel (which teenagers do on TikTok) thinking he’s a fashionista with his half mast pleather trousers and various other vile clothing, and he’s jumped on the one comment that isn’t kissing his arse, to have a wee tantrum. Boo hoo View attachment 2391852

10-6

 

[Philimena cunk]

Jake "the reptile" Quickenden. He looks like a dried up old lizard...

 

[mousey]

He’s so bloody passive aggressive. He’s done another reel (which teenagers do on TikTok) thinking he’s a fashionista with his half mast pleather trousers and various other vile clothing, and he’s jumped on the one comment that isn’t kissing his arse, to have a wee tantrum. Boo hoo View attachment 2391852

When does he work 10-6?!?!? In his dreams!!

 

[Lico]

I hear he likes a cockatoo.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Busy month because it’s his birthday, their wedding anniversary and the anniversary of Oliver’s passing. That’s busy? How does his brother dying 11 years ago contribute towards it being a busy month? No mention of his tour starting just his birthday and anniversaries . He’s definitely on the beg for a freebie for their anniversary. Him saying he won’t buy her a £10,000 diamond ring because he’s tight and it’s only been a year. Yep cos he can really afford a 10 grand ring anyway Wonder if his ‘busy’ month will also include him making a show of himself at the NTAs again

 

[Redtea2]

I will never understand how he thinks it’s normal to film himself from the second he wakes up to the second he goes sleep

 

[mollyann]

No wonder his mum looks like crap as well.Says she doesn’t eat breakfast or lunch but obviously smokes a lot .I don’t think putting protein powder on some yogurt going to build you up stupid woman.Matt looks awful to since they both got turkey teeth.I noticed all the bot replies on his post I wish Instagram would get rid and show how many real followers people have..

 

[HMC]

Blinkin heck, nothing like a miserable sack of spuds to make me buy some kids shoes

 

[mollyann]

Pink haired cunt You lot are so funny I’m on my first stop smoking day wish me luck .Only been a hour and nicotine patch doing fuck all

 

[PrincessJeanie]

No wonder everyone around the casting table looked so pissed off with him yesterday. They know he doesn't want to be there and that he thinks the role is beneath him.

He’s doing himself no favours at all. I know I look for anything negative with him but I genuinely watch him and think it’s obvious he doesn’t want to be doing it. If I see it, I’m pretty sure others do. When he’s saying for the umpteenth time how happy and grateful he is, it’s so forced and that just proves he is a crap actor and definitely shouldn’t be taking on an acting role He wants to be on TV because he craves the fame that can come with it, but only as a presenter or a reality show contestant. A presenter because they get top billing and the camera is focused on them a lot of the time and a reality contestant because he likes the competition and is desperate to go down in history as being on any reality show out there. As I’ve already said, if a regular TV part was to materialise (it won’t), he’d been off like a shot. Like you said, he thinks this role is beneath him. Funny that’s beneath him when he’s done panto the last two years, ridden a bike round Liverpool to hand out sandwiches, dressed up as a mosquito for an ad and the cherry on the cake, toured Butlins as a singing dinosaur on and off this year