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Thanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!!
My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!!
We can't wait for the bathroom to be installed especially the 'free standing bath'!!!
A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...
tattle.life
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Short recap to follow.
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He went on the crusty old show that is Loose Women two days on the trot. One day he was 'interviewing' some of the Emmerdale cast re the mental health story. 'Paddy' has been suicidal lately but no doubt the whole cast's mental health suffered when they saw this prick turn up on set!
Then he got into a paddling pool with Linda Robson wearing a pair of pants. Several members of the audience, mostly the ones in the front row who had a close view, were violently sick at the sight of it all. Frankie Bridge, who must be a secret Fakey, smashed him around the head with a bucket!! Unfortunately, it wasn't hard enough!!
Flapz bought a lemon tree for the loft. A good thing indeed as 'when life throws you lemons, make lemonade'. That'll save you a bit of money eh?
They had a Hello Fresh date night with portions that looked fit for a child, more shit 'ice bath' quotes, a reference to NikNaks and ET (referencing Tattle) and Leonora went gymnastics!!
He spent two days fixing up a cheap looking bed that didn't fit as the bedroom is so tiny. Then he used a fish eye lens to make the room look massive and the walls bend! Flapz said a new word 'flabbergasted' which is an extremely large word for her vocabulary but we doubt she can spell it though, let alone know the meaning of the word!
He is training for the Marathon. Flapz said she would do a giveaway on Friday night at 8pm but didn't bother as she was most probably necking back vast quantities of 'mum juice' because her life is so shit and boring.
Freddie was dusted down again, and dragged around Tesco for a Mother's Day ad.
He is getting so boring lately that a few Fakeys need a break. Even I'm struggling to stay awake doing the recap!!
Thanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!!
My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!!
We can't wait for the bathroom to be installed especially the 'free standing bath'!!!
A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...
tattle.life
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Short recap to follow.
--- Recap:
He went on the crusty old show that is Loose Women two days on the trot. One day he was 'interviewing' some of the Emmerdale cast re the mental health story. 'Paddy' has been suicidal lately but no doubt the whole cast's mental health suffered when they saw this prick turn up on set!
Then he got into a paddling pool with Linda Robson wearing a pair of pants. Several members of the audience, mostly the ones in the front row who had a close view, were violently sick at the sight of it all. Frankie Bridge, who must be a secret Fakey, smashed him around the head with a bucket!! Unfortunately, it wasn't hard enough!!
Flapz bought a lemon tree for the loft. A good thing indeed as 'when life throws you lemons, make lemonade'. That'll save you a bit of money eh?
They had a Hello Fresh date night with portions that looked fit for a child, more shit 'ice bath' quotes, a reference to NikNaks and ET (referencing Tattle) and Leonora went gymnastics!!
He spent two days fixing up a cheap looking bed that didn't fit as the bedroom is so tiny. Then he used a fish eye lens to make the room look massive and the walls bend! Flapz said a new word 'flabbergasted' which is an extremely large word for her vocabulary but we doubt she can spell it though, let alone know the meaning of the word!
He is training for the Marathon. Flapz said she would do a giveaway on Friday night at 8pm but didn't bother as she was most probably necking back vast quantities of 'mum juice' because her life is so shit and boring.
Freddie was dusted down again, and dragged around Tesco for a Mother's Day ad.
He is getting so boring lately that a few Fakeys need a break. Even I'm struggling to stay awake doing the recap!!
The defensive passive aggressive twat definitely says ‘don’t speak about my kid like that’
He’s getting arsey cos he’s had no work this week and it’s Mother Day tomorrow and he’s panicking how he’s going to pay for all the lavish decorations and presents he’s got lined up for Flappy
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The defensive passive aggressive twat definitely says ‘don’t speak about my kid like that’
He’s getting arsey cos he’s had no work this week and it’s Mother Day tomorrow and he’s panicking how he’s going to pay for all the lavish decorations and presents he’s got lined up for Flappy
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Fuck me. Only been offline a few days. Started reading where I left off on thread 60. Gets to the end. Starts 61 to see that one is locked already and we're on to 62!!! Looks like my afternoon reading is sorted
Yeah he meant that didn't he..what a nasty piece of shit Quickenden is..it was a joke maaateeeeee. He's one of them that can dish it out bit can't take it..what an absoloute fucking lemon! Oh and welcome newbie
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He said....don't speak about my kid like that!
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He really is ruled by Leo isn't he..he's scared to tell him no as he doesn't want Leo to hate him anymore than he already does. The thing is he'd probably respect his dad more with a bit of discipline and boundaries. They both let him do what he wants and he rules the roost. Shit parent alert ..Flapz is as bad. I've said it before but we all know when that camera isn't filming they both ignore the kids for their phones. What a sad life and I hope they live to regret it later on in life! I hardly ever take photos now even on days out as I like to live in the moment with my family not through a lens. They both need to go to social media/phone addiction..they are fucking terrible.
Thanks guyss for my votes for the new thread title!!
My inspiration came from the cock-up that is the 'loft conversion' and the bed not even being able to fit. You can use a fish eye lens all you want Fakey to make it look bigger but it's just not working bro!!
We can't wait for the bathroom to be installed especially the 'free standing bath'!!!
A huge thank you for your votes for the new thread title!! The best moment was watching Fakey fluff up his autocue, look like a complete knob with his Mrs Overall trolley and then proceed to trip up when he was handing out cocktails to the Loose Women panel today!!! 😂😂 Recap to follow...
tattle.life
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Short recap to follow.
--- Recap:
He went on the crusty old show that is Loose Women two days on the trot. One day he was 'interviewing' some of the Emmerdale cast re the mental health story. 'Paddy' has been suicidal lately but no doubt the whole cast's mental health suffered when they saw this prick turn up on set!
Then he got into a paddling pool with Linda Robson wearing a pair of pants. Several members of the audience, mostly the ones in the front row who had a close view, were violently sick at the sight of it all. Frankie Bridge, who must be a secret Fakey, smashed him around the head with a bucket!! Unfortunately, it wasn't hard enough!!
Flapz bought a lemon tree for the loft. A good thing indeed as 'when life throws you lemons, make lemonade'. That'll save you a bit of money eh?
They had a Hello Fresh date night with portions that looked fit for a child, more shit 'ice bath' quotes, a reference to NikNaks and ET (referencing Tattle) and Leonora went gymnastics!!
He spent two days fixing up a cheap looking bed that didn't fit as the bedroom is so tiny. Then he used a fish eye lens to make the room look massive and the walls bend! Flapz said a new word 'flabbergasted' which is an extremely large word for her vocabulary but we doubt she can spell it though, let alone know the meaning of the word!
He is training for the Marathon. Flapz said she would do a giveaway on Friday night at 8pm but didn't bother as she was most probably necking back vast quantities of 'mum juice' because her life is so shit and boring.
Freddie was dusted down again, and dragged around Tesco for a Mother's Day ad.
He is getting so boring lately that a few Fakeys need a break. Even I'm struggling to stay awake doing the recap!!
Top parenting once again Fakey, really well done. No wonder acts like such a little brat, he’s probably frustrated that he can’t communicate properly and his shitshow parents aren’t doing anything to help.
It's definitely an achievement trying to make either of them sound interesting so top marks to you
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