Fakey does EVERYTHING for Tattle EVERYTHING. Every reel or grid he does is totally to validate himself with us Tattlers. The ick trainers, the steam bath, the delayed son, the Wayne Sleep boxing, the pigeon loft, even the revolting 'hey look at me' eye fucking. It is all aimed at US - he wants to feel validated, he wants us to like him, admire him, even be in awe of him, to realise we were wrong about him.
Here's a tip Fakey & if you take it you will really ruin our fun & our pop corn moments. Turn your life completely around. Come off all social media. Put your phone in the back of a drawer. Go & get a job say at a gym or leisure centre. Book some couple counselling for you & Flapz. Ask someone you know and trust about Leo. Tell your mum that she looks ugly & angry on IG & get her to come off it. Let your dad & brother RIP. Accept your hair (like many men do) is not great & lose the syrup. Stop living your life through complete IG strangers, their weird comments about a 2 year old. No child should have people viewing them 24/7
Two things will happen. We will be bored shitless & leave you alone (you know in your heart if hearts we can't all be wrong about you, we see right through you). And you will have a much happier, full filled life.