Why does he say yes to things if he doesn’t want to do them. He’s been “ill” more times through footloose then he has EVER. He hasn’t mentioned his tinnitus again though has he recently? Or his vertigo? Or the MRI that clearly came back clear. He is a 33 (nearly 34) year old man who clearly wants to me famous, wants the life others do but he won’t get it. You’d just give up wouldn’t you.
Face facts Fake Jake, you are IRRELEVANT! You are a has-been, a nobody, and if you think somebody is going to give you a job doing presenting or anything of the sort, you really are deluded.
Keep smashing the gummies “bro” cos you are going to need them when you’re sprucing up your CV and uploading it to Indeed when you can’t pay your bills and Sophies back working in her shed doing beauty trying to sell her minging, dirty shoes on Depop
nipple tattoo, I mean what the fuck is that? You’re not the monopoly man Fakey.
nothing to do with him being 
