Jake Quickenden #151 STILL couldn’t get on Strictly...

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The desperation from the mother having to put it on the gram 🤦‍♀️

Anyone on here’s parent ever done that? 😂
 
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He really takes pathetic to a whole new level. How is he going to have the boys 50/50 realistically? He’s always off doing some pathetic little 5 minutes on TV.

He is constantly posting himself and Kit with no tips on. It gives off a really, creepy predator vibe. Maybe someone needs their phone checking…

Who do we think initiated the split?
 
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I would say her and was after Christmas when Matt rented him a Airbnb.Pathetic to think he’s still there 9 months later and his mummy saying how hard he works.If so hard working why is he still there when his wife hates him.
 
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What a family ofAbsolute freaks , that post is top shelf weird
 
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Hey ChatGPT…write me a long, gushing, toe curling birthday message to my son and my carer Jack🙄

Flappy this morning….”Freddy, quick…rip off a corner of that envelope and write a short birthday message to your mood hoover step Dad”
 
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Her 38 year old son is so useless she's had to sort out getting his car (that she/her husband bought) through its MOT, not to mention he only does very small bits of 'work', and she is gushing how proud she is? Give over.
 
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Ahhhh Fakey reminding mummy to post that ChatGPT crap for his birthday. Funnily enough, it doesn't mention all the "caring" he does for her
 
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Any normal mother would private message their son.But like him she’s a attention seeking idiot who honestly thinks she’s so much better than anyone.Can’t be bothered to wish her grandsons a happy birthday but the son who bleeds her dry financially is her top priority.I should add drains Matt’s bank as the poor man obviously works hard while Zelda has not worked in at least ten years.
 
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Zelda never wrote that 😂 that's got Fakeys tone all over it
Flaps has effectively given him 3 bits of paper for his birthday, a note from Freddie, and 2 paintings from the kids-good, he did duck all for her birthday, I hope he feels like crap-karma innit boi?
Driving all the way back for a wrap party?Sad sack loser
Where's all the celeb mates birthday greetings? Chris Hughes, Spenny, her off the Chase from panto, Paul the Scouse comedian, the Butlins wrestlers,anyone from This Morning, the doctor who examined his balls live on Loose Women or even his ACTUAL "friends" who were on his stag do, his brother, cousin and Zelda's sister who is his aunty, literally NOTHING
Flaps should grift a sofa deep clean-imagine the dirt that will come out of it, the water would be black 🤢😂
 
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Zelda never wrote that 😂 that's got Fakeys tone all over it
Flaps has effectively given him 3 bits of paper for his birthday, a note from Freddie, and 2 paintings from the kids-good, he did duck all for her birthday, I hope he feels like crap-karma innit boi?
Driving all the way back for a wrap party?Sad sack loser
Where's all the celeb mates birthday greetings? Chris Hughes, Spenny, her off the Chase from panto, Paul the Scouse comedian, the Butlins wrestlers,anyone from This Morning, the doctor who examined his balls live on Loose Women or even his ACTUAL "friends" who were on his stag do, his brother, cousin and Zelda's sister who is his aunty, literally NOTHING
Flaps should grift a sofa deep clean-imagine the dirt that will come out of it, the water would be black 🤢😂
He will try and make that wrap up party all about his non existent birthday, there will be manic posting of hugs and silly faces with co stars, ones who will be happy to see the back of him, he’s anything if predictable!!!!
 
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He will try and make that wrap up party all about his non existent birthday, there will be manic posting of hugs and silly faces with co stars, ones who will be happy to see the back of him, he’s anything if predictable!!!!
Yeah I thought the same. If nobody has wished him happy birthday, and let’s face it we would know if they had as she loves to share this sort of thing, he will definitely make the party all about him and how many friends he has..
 
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He'll be ok the likes on his woe is me on my birthday post will get him more excited then his wife ever did.
Anyone else notice he only replied to blue ticks ? Way to encourage the mere mortals to engage with you fakey.. none of his celeb mates or his this morning "family" unless i missed them,. to be honest who actually knows him
 
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So, he claims he is unwell, has a temperature, body shakes, sounding like the flu, but kisses and cuddles up to Maris on his first day of school 😡 he is either a complete liar or a complete moron. Actually I think he is both! 😅
 
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This has been shared on many threads today but when it comes to Performative Parenting this "Actor" wins

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