Jake Quickenden #151 STILL couldn’t get on Strictly...

[Turmeric123]

Claims to be sick so travels home to spread it to kids who are just back at school/nursery then with all his cast mates but will be well enough for the wrap party tonight with more of his "fake" smiles

Dying to hear Zelda's take on the smashed windscreen
I also dont believe any of it happend or he is sick its all for pity comments and likes

Fakey you forgot dead Dad and bro in your birthday post

 

[JazzFan]

This is Flaps the moment bleep pulls off the drive.

Had a genuine lol at this

 

[Heneghs]

Total Mood vacuum
Narc
Memememememememememememememememe
Adulation from strangers
Pathetic cretin
The list goes on for this imbecile,
Waiting all day for people to say it’s his bday so he can repost,
What a sad vain mother fuqer
Mummy’s boy

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Had a genuine lol at this

Same

 

[Justdee]

Q . How do you know you've totally messed up your life ?
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A . When you have to write your own birthday post
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Q . Did you tell your mum the windscreen on her car is smashed after you borrowed it because you've trashed the car your stepdad bought for you and is now sortung the reapirs for as your a inept manchild,.or are you leaving it for her to find out on insta ?
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Q . Why are you saying you've moved out,you havent your still sweating all over the exwifes sofa. ?
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Q . Will you make a miraculous recovery to take your son back out of school after 1 day back because you've got yet another free holiday and want to share your germs with the kids,school,nursery,everyone on the plane,at the hotel,in the gym ?
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Fakey Jack for your birthday I truly hope you get everything you deserve

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

The gravy on Bank Holiday Monday must have been cold, and he's got a chill......
Grow up, bleep.

It will teach Jack not to accept every cheap ITV win job, that is offered to the bellend. We all know he can’t ever say no if it gives him the opportunity to be on TV. Saddo!

 

[mollyann]

What a sad issue of a man.Hate he showed what Fred wrote and glad it was on a piece of paper and not a card.No wishes from anyone but himself is enough to show how most normal z listers hate him

 

[rosey25]

Not a single birthday wish from all his celebrity friends ? None from his TM family you know where he’s a presenter ? None from his bast mate Chris ? Aww no one cares ..you are a nobody ..proof is in the radio silence !

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Jesus I'm really sick of seeing him topless, get dressed you fool Got to get those kid stories in before he ducks off to Leeds again. I think he always knew he was coming back last night too, all this ooh I'll miss his first day bull was just lies it's nearly a 4 hour drive to Leeds so obviously was never filming this morning, I highly doubt they would hold up filming for this fool

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Flaps in her favourite place, then doing some 'work'

 

[mollyann]

His mum posting her message to her son shows what a bunch of weirdos they areFlaps excited as going to put her oversized weird jacket on to beg online for the afternoon.

 

[Turmeric123]

His mum posting her message to her son shows what a bunch of weirdos they areFlaps excited as going to put her oversized weird jacket on to beg online for the afternoon.

Did he write that for her??? That's beyond weird, she doesn't even mention her other son or grandkids and this Hollyoaks worthy speech for Baby Jacob

 

[Barbie2020]

I’m sorry but if he’s such a super step/Dad, why has Sophie not even bought a birthday card for Freddie to write on for him? I think it shows how much of a tit human being he is when no one has bothered for him, it honestly could not happen to a nicer bloke I bet the step Mum gets a lot better treatment on her birthday.

 

[Barbie2020]

Can someone share the message from Zelda please ???

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Can someone share the message from Zelda please ???

Here you go He saved that to her drafts for her to post didn't he

 

[Turmeric123]

Can someone share the message from Zelda please ???

Here you go!

 

[mollyann]

Here it is Barbie and is making my toe curl with the desperation of these two strange a people

 

[mollyann]

Here you go

Snap lol

 

[gagzi]

Is it his birthday today? Drives home damaged his mums car and now moaning and looking like someone possessedOf course all this effort to do yet another Leo post for likes and he really needs to get his sorry a out of that house.How embarrassing he can’t afford to rent a flat as I can’t see him being able to get a mortgage.View attachment 4109433

The saying he feels unwell is probably because he has no real friends to celebrate with!

 

[gagzi]

Aww diddums! If you're so sick wouldn't you just stay quiet in bed not think ooh I'll take a photo for Instagram? The kind of twit who would take a thumbs up photo in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown also will help him have an excuse for no birthday celebrations "I'm too sick for a party" aka I'm an unlikable gobshite with no friends. Bet he makes a miraculous recovery in time for dragging Leo out of school his holiday though.

Ahhh exactly my thinking. I posted before I read this!