Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[JazzFan]

He couldn’t just let the kid come over has to prove spud has a friend

 

[Justdee]

Bore off Flappy🥱🥱🥱

Have I missed anything
Yes flapz the plane
YOU MISSED THE PLANE

 

[JazzFan]

So they book center parcs before they have even got home???? Sure Jan

 

[Tors1992]

Not sure if this has been shared before but a stupid KatKin advert with Fake in it came up on my Facebook.
I found this comment about Fake’s lack of charity money raising very interesting

 

[Ninki]

My son is a similar age to Freddie. If I said to him that I needed to sit in the car to film myself talking bollocks for strangers online he would’ve got out of the car and slammed the door too

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

It’s obvious he’s come over from the Air B&B because he’s dressed

Spot on Barbie.

You should have made it more authentic and believable RatBoy. If you were still living there you would be half-naked as per.

Wow, his life must be so desperately shit.

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Yeah she should have taken Fred for some one on one time to apologise for all the tension that's probably been going on in the family home. But I suppose it's more Insta-worthy with the girls - gotta get that clinking wine glasses photo

I'm no fan of Flaps & Freddie needs something far better from her, but I'm SO loving all this stuff she's doing without Cunty! You just know the vicious little queen is hating it & he will be proper mardy & jealous about it. Really never thought we'd see it happen. It's truly a moment! That and the crummy bedsit plus mummy helping him with the boys

 

[Lurker111]

Pass me the sick bucketHow does a man of nearly 40 think his behaviour is normal?? Never worked a honest days living in his entire sad empty life.In the bath filters working overtime trying to look tiredFucking beam me up Scotty.View attachment 3903194

Is there anywhere he doesn't take his phone?
We've seen him use it in bed, in his children's beds, in the toilet and now the bath. Honestly the phone obsession/need is scary.

 

[Barbie2020]

Well it can’t be work because he would have announced it. Probably gone into London to spend thousands on a new daft set of outfits for skiing.

 

[BubblesJones]

Leo was horrible snatching Kit's little hands off his present amd no correction from parents of the year. And no thank you from his 'polite' star boy. Little Jones is similar age and its one of the first things they say.

 

[VC10]

The Quickendens holiday coming up in August its handy for the A12

 

[mollyann]

Also why is he talking to the sky?

As the sad cunt has no friends

 

[ItsmeImtheproblemitsme]

I bet what Leo wanted was for *him* to be Flash, then dickhead Dad has tried to upstage the birthday boy by wearing the same outfit!

 

[MrsD33]

I bet he isn’t even there and flaps just sent him the photo, because she took it

 

[Dogrose29]

Sophie has just posted she’s going a second ski holiday with Jake and the boys.
Shes getting her boobs done, and now thinking about getting her eyes done. Where is the money coming from?

 

[bluecups]

Why's he growing his hair anyway? He'll look ridiculous (more so than usual) with flowing locks surrounding his Friar Tuck bald patch

 

[Turmeric123]

I smell a

Definitely 100% BS

 

[bargainhunt99]

The finger is giving school boy who doesn't want to touch a girl incase he gets cooties.
He's leaning more into The Hulk than his wife
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Never seen a more convincing case of body language telling a tale.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Why does he think this is a good look! He's obviously getting it dyed & it's far too dark & unnatural. It might not be a syrup but it really looks like one & not a good look under hot studio lights. Less is more but Cunty spraying on endless nylon fibers & tinting it horse shit brown. Imagine the state of his bedsit pillows.
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Looks like an 80's Anne Diamond with a beard from the side.

 

[ChastityDingle]

I don't believe a word of that.