Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[Lico]

Flaps should have gone with Fred. He was really the only child who would have appreciated the trip. Fake could still have taken the 2 youngest to the local breaks. But we all know the ski holiday was bullshit.

 

[Robin71]

I see Leo has a sleeping bag for overnight stays at ratboy's b n b

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

So out of 18 family photos Cunty is in 13 of them, some on his own. Now he's lapping up all the comments from his weird ass Tenas. Who writes about other people's children they don't know like that!

 

[Robin71]

If anyone is having a bad day get on over to Fakey's stories for a damn good laugh at him trying to sing Careless Whisper apparently the word guilty doesn't have a t in it!

 

[Robin71]

His ad for Jet2 this morning when were those awful front leg seam jeans in fashion? The 90s? Also why is he walking like he has a big poo in his pants? He really is crap at everything

 

[something less identifiab]

His a persistent sweaty little bugger isnt he
Not gonna let the maths genius thing go
Wham popped up on playlist today and it made me feel sad again that his going to do this
But probably explains why the earring is back and the wedding rings isnt
This ski holiday will be it for them i think together all 4 or 5 of them in one room
Can anyone imagine the hell of pretending your a living family for a week while hating each other
Bet therell be no airport food again
It'll be feral kids running wild spoiling it for people that have paid not grifted
Him wearing that obnoxious skisuit to get noticed
Her lording it up acting like shes better then the paying guests
Leo will be like pacman running around eating everything
If she doesnt take Fred then shes a bitch and doesnt deserve any of them kids

'Leo will be like pacman running around eating everything'

 

[VC10]

Maris Vorderman will be totting up the " family budget" purse for them

Stand by for pocketsful of teabags, coffees and sachets of U.H.T. milk for their dinner, pilfered from the cleaners trolley in the corridor

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Make it stop, pllllllease
Are we going to have to put up with him murdering GM songs until he goes on this two bit 'tour'

 

[JazzFan]

How many threads we going to get thru with Carol Vordermans birthday and ski trip

 

[FlorrieMutton]

And what’s with that little smirk Fakey gives right at the end? He deffo lying about the passport! Do you remember when the two of them missed a flight as they were too late to check in? Absolute cretins.

 

[VC10]

.scrounging pair of cunts.

 

[mollyann]

So they are now taking swipes at each other over ballon’s.Ffs grow up By 6am he will be posting and then her posting separately. Included he will probably say Leo saved me from the pain of losing my dad and brother.Lets see if he adds that god awful picture of Leo as a baby

 

[Robin71]

For once i am actually glad he went to the gym because Leo's birthday is nothing to him if he had got a call from This Morning for a 3 minute appearance today he would have gone getting his ugly Easter island head on tv is far more important than anything

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Careful or you'll get a snide relpy from him with a middle finger up at the end. Somewhere on the Wiki is a reel of him defending why he was doing ads. He came across as a nasty piece of work.

This one lovely
The real Jake Quickenden, horrible bastard

 

[bluecups]

Maybe he’s treating his mummy and Matt to dinner

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Are we ready for the Cunty 'all about me' fashion show!

 

[Linkylu]

His post, 'Happy Birthday to my absolute favourite person in the world' and his 'star boy'. What about his other son?! What a weapon!

immediately thought that. How nice for Kit to see this in later years.

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

So as a local to the cave us Kentish folk pretty much refuse to visit or dine there because all they do is host griffters, wannabes and people who enjoy martial affairs. The nearest airport is Gatwick and 9/10 you can’t check in for a flight you have to check in online it’s not 2019.

 

[Justdee]

He looks a right twat at these Butlins gigs.First some scruffy arse beige trousers and now jeans toplessWhy not wear a pair of smart joggers?Not the glitter ones he has on today See flaps not putting posts on as people will question where at least Fred is.I’m all for having some me time but she’s taking the piss a bit as those boys must be so out of their routine.

At this.point im just surprised he isnt wearing daisy dukes extra short

 

[bluecups]

Flappy's posted the exact same picture as Fakey

This feels like a passive aggressive contest over who blew the most balloons up