Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[bluecups]

I think it's from booze too. He rarely posts after about 6pm and always looks like absolute death in the mornings. No wonder he's always knackered, sweaty and anxious, he's a raging pisshead.

 

[Essy84]

I wonder if Jake the Joke tried pulling the old "do you know who I am?" card to get on the plane this year has been a year of rejection for him so far and it's only March

 

[Alex90]

Could they not just go home, let the kids go to school and enjoy world book day like everyone else?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Bet she's loving not being seen with him in that snow suit

This one

 

[ItsmeImtheproblemitsme]

Never have a seen a more pathetic issue of a man than this idiot.Who types out a routine most people do day in day out and posts it online.Is he mentally stable lately as his excessive need to be online with anything is really to much.View attachment 3902891

Well we know where Leo goes to school, we know where he lives/ stays in an Airbnb, where he gyms and now know where to likely find him all day…. But still, nobody has tried to hunt him down for selfies/ autographs/ kidnap/ cottaging. I’d say nobody cares- but I do wanna know what his ‘3 bits of content’ are. Cute.

 

[fredster2018]

Between Fakey not even hiding the fact that Leo is his golden boy and his big flipper feet of a Mum wishing he was a girl, this will be all out there for Kit to see when he’s older. They’re both just absolute dick heads, kinda hope they haven’t split because I would not want them to inflict any misery on anyone else, as they deserve each other.

 

[Heneghs]

He looks like the original Bart Simpson , before they made it better
He’d make your skin crawl

 

[Intothedark]

When is he going to draw the line and say enough is enough and stop chasing this mad dream? He’s never going to be famous. If he truly had the desire to provide for his children, he’d find a stable job. Not keep chasing these scraps that feed his ego.

 

[Justdee]

Things we wont see today
Zelda and flapz being friends
Zelda and flapz in the same shot
Flapz parents
Fake not trying to take over
Leo being given privacy
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Things we will see
Fake thinking its all about him
Other kids with blurred faces
Fake being a dik
Leo putting his face in the cake
Fakey being a twat
The lego the genius has built
Fakey being a wanker

 

[DeniseRoyle]

The finger is giving school boy who doesn't want to touch a girl incase he gets cooties.
He's leaning more into The Hulk than his wife

 

[Wills315]

So no Italy trip and it's center parcs on Friday instead! The poor kids. The first thing I do before i book a trip is make sure my passport is in date if I haven't used it in a while. He's so full of shit.

 

[ItsmeImtheproblemitsme]

Jesus not one mention of Sophie, who probably planned and organised the whole thing.

‘Jake ran into action like the superhero he is’ God she is such a typical mum of boys He’ll be blaming Sophie no doubt-‘you should’ve asked about the oven’, and taking credit for the absolutely wild idea of ordering something quick- not that anybody else would have thought of it too. I don’t ever watch her videos- does she always talking like she’s reading a script?

 

[Robin71]

Christ he has started early Leo's party but here i am thinking i look like a model with my broken nose, turkey teef and my 70s hair wonder if the pics are for Dopey's benefit? Hey wifey look what you are missing out on? Yeah your battered leather face and your crayon dick think she's ok

 

[Xxcxcc]

He's buzzing with that photo of himself. Imagine sitting in a restaurant and asking someone to take a picture of u whilst your pretending you don't know it's being took. Absolutely pathetic at his age

 

[HMC]

Run guys….tickets to Wham are selling fast

 

[fredster2018]

Surprised he didn’t go to McDonalds in his flash costume and film it for content. Like others have said, the story doesn’t add up. Why would you hire a place for a party and spend it in the kitchen cooking food?

 

[Barbie2020]

I feel so sad for Freddie, the attention is always on the younger kids. It’s his birthday weekend and no doubt it will be centred around the young boys. I bet he’d have preferred to just go home after the failed ski trip and spend his birthday with his Dad and friends. She’d made a point of not sharing him online because he doesn’t like it but Fakey has done it quite a lot in the last 24 hours.

 

[Turmeric123]

Waiting for Zelda to reveal the truth

 

[Turmeric123]

Not bothered about Italy, but still throwing in a dig about not being there!

He's Glass half full kinda guy

 

[Barbie2020]

It would be nice if the idiot just let Leo enjoy his birthday party without making it about him. I’m sure when all his friends are there and some superheroes Leo won’t give a shit whether the Flash is there or not.