Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[bluecups]

I see he completely ignored Kit and was oblivious to the fact he was about to grab a glass plant holder because he was too preoccupied with the boy genius.

I seem to recall Leo having to go to hospital when he wasn't much older than Kit because he sliced his hand on a glass and metal candle holder that had been left on a coffee table

 

[Barbie2020]

I’d honestly have more respect for influencers if they just said any hotel willing to give us a free night stay? Rather than the same way they all word it like they’ve never heard of Google before.

 

[Barbie2020]

Ooh Dad of the Year has fucked off to the gym on golden boys birthday. Is that because he’s got to go back to the B&B. If he doesn’t post tonight then we know he’s still not moved back in.

I find it revolting that a grown man who’s supposedly married, has 2 kids and stepson of an age where he can hire stuff online thinks it’s ok to post selfies of himself in pants at the gym what a weirdo.

Sophie is awful, admitting months ago that she knew where the pics of her kids probably end up but she still exploits them. I saw a woman on Tik Tok who is a child therapist saying how good our Data protection is in this country but yet loads of parents are giving away full names, DOB, medical info etc and how dangerous it is. If Fakey had a deranged stalker (unlikely but still) it’s so easy to find his house. It’s scary how stupid they are tbh. We will see many kids of this generation who won’t have contact with their parents as they get older. The Quickendens are a prime example.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

No more stories at the house, Flappy's sent him back to the Air BnB

 

[bluecups]

Please tell me that's not DIAMANTE trim down the side of his trackie bottoms

 

[JazzFan]

Maybe he’s treating his mummy and Matt to dinner

 

[mollyann]

Picture bit crap as the light behind him.Topless again in jeans and he really is a weirdo

 

[bluecups]

If he doesn't come out as gay (which would probably help his anxiety and allow him to live an authentic life AND give him loads of content and attention) I can totally see him pursuing a famous girlfriend. He must know his career is on its arse and he'll figure the only way now to boost his profile is to become half of a celebrity couple. Good luck with that, dickhead. You'll need it.

 

[HMC]

Remember when Fakey was playing footie all the time.
Now he’s in an Airbnb with nothing but free evenings, microwave meal and a laminated WiFi code on the wall… and suddenly the boots are in retirement. Funny that.
I wonder if that was to show the Soccor Aid selectors that he can kick a ball around…
“Pick me! Pick me! Pick meeeee!”
Bro was one step away from tagging UNICEF

 

[bluecups]

I know he's covered that little lad with an emoji but did his parents consent to him being photographed and put on social media? Probably not

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Soooo the party must be long over. Cunty's mum & Matt would've driven back to Scunny - boo hoo no 2nd posh meal out for Rat boi. Flappy's family most likely did the main clear up & sort out etc of the party including cake making. Flaps has taken the boys home & hopefully told him to do one now all the birthday paraphernalia is out the way. So unless he provides photographic evidence (hellooo cunty) that he is indeed back at his former marital home tonight, then we will conclude he's back at his saddo bedsit.

What makes this particularly enjoyable is, we may not get it right every time but enough times to thoroughly rattle his cage.

 

[Barbie2020]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Leo’s birthday party was grifted cos they aren’t cheap. Prob hire a room at David Lloyd’s and let the staff there sort it At least we won’t get a pity post of a sad cake and singing to him a day early this time like Kit had.

You can tell Leo is Grandmas favourite.

He’s had to go to Smyths because Leo’s main present hasn’t arrived? Sorry but how unorganised(or skint) do you have to be to not have his birthday present there in time. Idiots. I buy presents months in advance cos you don’t have to worry about money all at once but then again I don’t spend money on new clothes and boobs everyday.

 

[Turmeric123]

I love we have Colchester spies everywhere

Surprised he can go to cp with him being so famous

He's probably telling the squirrels "make some noise"

 

[mollyann]

Shame it’s not a clearer picture as those abs come and go like magicHaha at he’s a celebrity

 

[Justdee]

That wham picture
Looks like it fell out the epstein files
I see all the talented people out there that can actually sing and it boils my blood his got this his name shouldn't be mentioned in the same stream as George

 

[Tors1992]

I reckon they lost the grifted Italy trip because their engagement is absolutely shocking lately and the company realised it wouldn’t have been worth it
No present content of them at the airport and when soph was packing the other day, she didn’t show any outfit that screamed skiing to me.
She grifted this a few weeks ago when asking about hotels near London.

 

[Robin71]

He is such a childish little twat mummy probably bought him a kids meal of nuggets and chips and a fruit shoot

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Here we go again.

That kid is NOT a "genius" whatsoever. This really does prove what a sad existence leads.

STOP using your child as a performing monkey. HE SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL and as far away from you as possible.

He makes me sick.

 

[Tors1992]

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Thank you! This just proves that this hotel stay and centre parks was definitely arranged a few weeks ago, after she put this story up!! They’re staying for 2 days AND it’s near London AND plenty for kids to do e.g. Xbox. Most of it’s probably grifted. They haven’t stayed anywhere else that this story could relate to. Also if the hotel was arranged last minute by “Sarah” wouldn’t fake be tagging her in the story?!
New thread: Jake Quickendon: Liar liar pants on fire will do anything for a grift

 

[Barbie2020]

I do feel sorry for Kit as it will be so obvious growing up that Leo is the chosen one So glad Fred has his own Dad who loves him.