Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Pmsl at these comments on Facebook about Wham The Show

 

[Turmeric123]

Anyone else looking at his bald spot, whilst Soph was filming the room

I went back to @Jane_Mcdonald earlier post to see it again
The black boot polish dye really shows it off

 

[bluecups]

I reckon he's put that picture of Brooke Vincent to try and make Flapz jealous. There were rumours at the start of Dancing On Ice that he had a huge crush on Brooke. Where did these rumours come from? "A source close to Jake" which means he started the rumour to get his Easter Island head in the papers. The bit that gave it away was "the reality star told close pals...".

Fakey looking for his 'close pals'

Engaged Dancing On Ice star Jake Quickenden has been hiding a secret crush on Brooke Vincent but is determined not to fall victim to show curse

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Hi everyone. Not sure if anyone will recognise my username but I’m back again - I only pop on to post when I’ve seen either Jake or his partner in my local supermarket

I knew they both lived in the next village to me, but didn’t realise where abouts in the village. My partner and I went to view a house for sale in their village over the weekend and on the way back to our house, I paid a bit more attention to the route and the houses around me. I spotted the big black Range Rover on the drive first, then the white cladding and thought OMG I wonder if that’s their house? After about 2 seconds of digging, I realised it was (scary what you can find out about celebs with just how much information they over share online…!). As for their house, I was really quite surprised. The view from their home is absolutely terrible and for two people that claim to be big wigs and share such a “lavish” lifestyle online… I couldn’t believe that’s where they lived! It did give me a chuckle X

 

[Turmeric123]

Coming out of lurking to say its The Lion in Boreham. The menu matches.

Lurk no more - we are a friendly bunch

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Thick as shite Cunty - "Why are kids passports only 5 years?"

Mmm yes, it makes perfect sense for a 10 year old to use a passport that has their newborn face on it!

 

[Essy84]

A voice coach two months before a show? Isn't that like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?

 

[mollyann]

Is he trying to make out he’s hired to wrestle at ButlinsHe gives me the ick with his sweaty arse body and spray on hair

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Tattle will soon find them trousers

Haha found them! Studded denim.....

 

[ChastityDingle]

Cos they are the rules for entry to most countries Fakey you
Piss funny that Flappy is apparently a travel guru

'Can you explain to me...' nope.
There are rules for travel and they are readily available. It's not as though you have to go to any great trouble to look them up, FFS. See that phone that's never out of your hand. Use that to do a quick search next time.

And it's what we all do, automatically when getting organised for holidays - that we PAY for. We check what rules apply in relation to passports, luggage, whatever. It's not rocket science.

Can you explain - Fakey - why you are always sitting around with hardly any clothes on and scratching yourself?

 

[Staple]

They film every minutiae of their lives but somehow there’s no evidence of them being in the airport. I call bullshit.

Just a weird video in the car where Fakey sounds like he can’t quite remember what the script was but they’ve already got hotels and centreparcs booked. Sure, Jan.

 

[bluecups]

"Kids are happy".
I bet Fred isn't. What's he supposed to do in a little kids' play area? Have a go on the seesaw or go down the slide at his age?

Fakey's pissed off because he had his eye on The Cave's gym but instead he's having to actually do some parenting of those boys who are supposedly 'his world'

 

[ItsmeImtheproblemitsme]

If he doesn't come out as gay (which would probably help his anxiety and allow him to live an authentic life AND give him loads of content and attention) I can totally see him pursuing a famous girlfriend. He must know his career is on its arse and he'll figure the only way now to boost his profile is to become half of a celebrity couple. Good luck with that, dickhead. You'll need it.

Katie Price will be available soon no doubt…

 

[Essy84]

"I am not being paid" he says - never has a truer word been spoken - go get a bloody job you loser! Mummy won't be around to bail you out forever.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Where's Fakey going today

Job centre

 

[Turmeric123]

Wonder if Matt's pissed there is a week's bnb money not being used lol

Feel for Freddie bet he told his friends he was going skiing only to end up at center parcs, none would be known if it was not for the shitty parents

Not only is he missing the ski trip he will have to do all the toddler activities and nothing aimed for his age in centre parcs as everything revolves around Maris Vorderman the maths genius to prevent his tantrums because he is far from polite and is spoilt

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Jet2 have sent him to his garden? I guess it is a holiday as he clearly doesn’t live there anymore

 

[Dogrose29]

Hasn’t she heard of tripadvisor?

 

[Cleopops]

Chase that rainbow RatBoy!

Seriously this has got to be the next thread title

 

[Barbie2020]

And Kit is probably upset because he’s at an awkward age where he needs a bit of routine. He’s been passed around Mummy and Daddy constantly and travelling to Zelda’s. He needs stability and a good nights sleep in the same house the majority of time. Plus she was away from him twice in the last couple of months. They are idiots.