Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[Justdee]

Were those characters grifted as he started following that ashleeentertainments recently I'm the world famous Jake Quickenden please do my Lego Maths genius son's party for free please
This comment on his last post aswell, good God no

Because the beebs got such a good reputation lately for its presenters I bet they ll be vetting and double checking everyone and when they see some of the stunts that mats pulled
NO CHANCE
if they do they can have my licence back

 

[Justdee]

Bet those kids were glad the oven didn’t workBurnt offerings from the woman who can’t do a buffet for a kids party.

I think thats also to show tattle she did keep that ridiculously priced dish she bought that time with the butter dish thats never been seen again like the meta glasses and 80% of her wardrobe

 

[Nixxs]

I’ve catered lots of children’s birthday parties, it’s not rocket science, even for 25. Places like Morrisons do great platters of sandwiches.

Costco do too. Even cakes

 

[cazellie]

Never in my life have I ever had any interest in going on insta and seeing what other people are having for dinner

OMG this is so bad and I have no words with the pitta bread! I actually wouldn’t mind if somebody shared how they cooked the meal then a really good result! She needs to give up trying, and failing, to be an influencer as she gets it wrong every time

 

[Nixxs]

Bet those kids were glad the oven didn’t workBurnt offerings from the woman who can’t do a buffet for a kids party.

Why is there butter on pitta bread? Im confused. Surely she knows it should be naan bread

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I’m away on a long weekend. Does it count if I didn’t emulate our Jacob and say how ‘grateful’ I am to be away. I paid for my trip unlike our grifting Fakey and Flapz.

 

[officially2020]

Why is she blatantly lying on her Instagram?
Advertising Look Fantastic with an aff link & stating she doesn’t make anything from her 15% off code.
She might not make anything from people using her code but she definitely will from the aff link !

 

[Justdee]

Naan breads are at least a quid for 2 and 6 pitas is around 50p ?
Is he sulking because no one liked his "ad"
I mean it showcased the level his acting is on perfectly

 

[Linkylu]

Zelda's report of the party

well that was riveting. Comes on like a broadcaster for the weird ones who are deeply invested in her grandson’s party 🥱

 

[Linkylu]

Leo was such a good host

gave it his all

 

[Philimena cunk]

Look out Fakeys...
It's that time of year again. Soccer Aid .........
MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!
Wonder if Mr showbiz gets a sniff....

 

[HMC]

Look out Fakeys...
It's that time of year again. Soccer Aid .........
MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!
Wonder if Mr showbiz gets a sniff....

Well surprisingly he’s not in the official line up, but do they usually name a Z list celebrity who warms up the queuing ticket holders at the gate?🫠

 

[Barbie2020]

Bet he’s getting his beauty sleep and rest in before he has to spend 24/7 with beard and kids on the ski trip tomorrow.

 

[Sarivng2022]

Shouldn't the party food be prepped before they got to the hall?

My daughter has a Halloween birthday party once and it was fun making all the Themed snacks off Pinterest for the kids. Then just some butties and crisps etc. Cakes and stuff. It's not hard to put together and would probably work out cheaper than McDonalds as well if there was a lot of them

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Bet Flappy wishes Hello Fresh did party food

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

The slop she served up for tea

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Where's Fakey going today

 

[Intothedark]

That earring! I just can’t get my head around his terrible dress sense.

 

[cazellie]

Where's Fakey going today

His hair is awful. Has his transplant failed? Is he back to wearing a wig? Why does he continue to wear glasses? Same as Flaps I don’t believe they need them. Why isn’t he wearing a coat? I’m up north and while there is lovely blue skies it is very chilly. So many questions

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Where's Fakey going today

Can't be TM as he'd need to be up there much earlier, maybe a meeting with his management to assess his new status? His hair looks absolutely dreadful, he's obviously dyed it. Far too unnatural looking & too much product in it.