Surprised he didn’t go to McDonalds in his flash costume and film it for content. Like others have said, the story doesn’t add up. Why would you hire a place for a party and spend it in the kitchen cooking food?
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Did our own for 45 kids last year
Just a bit of organisation and helpful grandparents…. Never again mind…
I bet Jake ran around in his little costume and did very little to help. Something surely must’ve happened for there to be a food disaster as nobody would rely on a church hall oven! When mine were little they’d either get hot food included at the soft play or the parent would make up party boxes with sandwiches, crisps etc in and a party bag at the end to say thanks. Zelda has been caught out before with her notepad showing her script. She really thinks she is something else! Has she stopped doing her soap reviews?‘Jake ran into action like the superhero he is’God she is such a typical mum of boys
He’ll be blaming Sophie no doubt-‘you should’ve asked about the oven’, and taking credit for the absolutely wild idea of ordering something quick- not that anybody else would have thought of it too
. I don’t ever watch her videos- does she always talking like she’s reading a script?
I know we want it to be that she failed at a grift, but maybe they tried to do cheap pizzas, chips and nuggets in the oven and it wasn’t heating up as quickly as they wanted. Would’ve laughed if they’d got to the mcds and found the card hadn’t gone through
No the drag queen is still doing her soap updates.Why does she wear so much make up it’s very ageing on her.Less is better or maybe not buy the same foundation colour as she sprays her fence with.
fool's quite today isn't he, must be at the stinky Air BnB with no kids for content
He will be exhausted after being the super hero yesterday. I’d love for a Tattler to know them both from doing the school run!fool's quite today isn't he, must be at the stinky Air BnB with no kids for content
If I knew them I’d be spilling all the gossip
are tattle sign ups back to referral only? I remember when I wanted to post it was closed off to new people and I was desperate to get on and gossip 
Lucky Doormatt was there to save the day like a superhero to pay for all that McDonald's eh Ratboi? 
This lot really do fail at life, dont they....
What the duck is that, with the butter melting on it?? Never would know that is a chicken curryBet those kids were glad the oven didn’t workBurnt offerings from the woman who can’t do a buffet for a kids party.
Never in my life have I ever had any interest in going on insta and seeing what other people are having for dinnerWhat the duck is that, with the butter melting on it?? Never would know that is a chicken curry
Is it a pitta breadWhat the duck is that, with the butter melting on it?? Never would know that is a chicken curry
she ain't no Delia Smith is sheWith some melted butter JaneIs it a pitta bread
She even makes that lookHer talents are never ending I’m amazed no one has snapped her up to host a cook showWould she not live a little and have some naan bread? Christ.. and the butter on top and not inside the pocket? Who’d eat that auld rit?!Is it a pitta bread
Or take part in celeb masterchef like her superhero husbandWith some melted butter Jane
I think I’d have a body just like hers (rather than my flabby one after 2 children!) if that’s what I cooked up for dinner… I’d be able to stomach one bite and no more. That looks bleeping gross 
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Have I been eating pitta bread wrong by buttering the inside & not the top?