Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

[Barbie2020]

Surely Dad of the year should be getting “influencer” work which includes family! Why on earth is he on this young people trip (with his tag along misery cow wife)? He’s definitely got on it last minute. I just can’t work out why she’s there? I wonder if a young couple like Tasha and Andrew dropped out or something and the only bloke who hasn’t got any work on is our wonderful Fakey.


He’s 35, only two years older than me but he just comes across like he’s almost 50. He looks creepy whenever he’s hanging around with this lot. He’s a proper sad bastard and needs to get some help for his attention seeking ways, he’s embarrassing.

If being an influencer and going on free holidays make you as miserable as flaps is I will pass.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh look the cap from the Bahamas has made an appearance is that so he can make sure his new friends know they’ve been there

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh look the cap from the Bahamas has made an appearance is that so he can make sure his new friends know they’ve been there

Christ this is so pathetic!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

The life of a Z list who wishes he could influence instead he’s both a liability to any business but also insincere - it comes across that everything he does is for fame.

I still don’t know how & why this is on my phone.
but tattle never forgets ….

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The life of a Z list who wishes he could influence instead he’s both a liability to any business but also insincere - it comes across that everything he does is for fame.

I still don’t know how & why this is on my phone.
but tattle never forgets ….

What a wanker!

 

[Turtledove58]

These two are just embarrassing! They really think they’re super important folk when in fact they’re both unemployed and uneducated!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

What a wanker!

I’ll never forget that video - that is what I remember seeing who he was & what he was about.
Oh and £100 all these INSTA/Tiktok/whatever platform - known PANTO BOY has a thread, 107 threads to be exact of him being a bleep, over and over again …

and you know, that EVERY bleep on that trip has looked at this thread over the last few days ….

maybe even commented

 

[Philimena cunk]

The life of a Z list who wishes he could influence instead he’s both a liability to any business but also insincere - it comes across that everything he does is for fame.

I still don’t know how & why this is on my phone.
but tattle never forgets ….

And there, folks, is the real Jake Quickenden.
Shallow, manic, vicious, foul mouthed, talentless, money grabbing,no loyalty, ...
Coming to a dodgy sea side tit hole near you, next year.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

These two are just embarrassing! They really think they’re super important folk when in fact they’re both unemployed and uneducated!

duck, they are the worst kind of “influencer” because they aren’t influencer, they influence tit ALL.

The term would better be described as DIGITAL BEGGARS/GRIFTERS or FREEBIE FUCKERS.

These two are both selfish CUNTS who want the trappings of a celebrity lifestyle but without doing ANYTHING worthy which entitles them to this life. Their happiness comes before their kids, their needs come before their own kids - I mean, FREDDIE doesn’t even live with these FUCKARDS full time.

So to any of you on the trip with these CUNTS, have a look at the WIKI and maybe learn how NOT TO BE A bleep ….
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And there, folks, is the real Jake Quickenden.
Shallow, manic, vicious, foul mouthed, talentless, money grabbing,no loyalty, ...
Coming to a dodgy sea side tit hole near you, next year.

Exactly.

(ps I am one of the most foul mouthed people you will ever meet - but my manners are impeccable)

 

[PrincessJeanie]

2 things. How is him constantly attention seeking promoting Abu Dhabi? and why the duck has he had to take his shirt off

 

[mollyann]

He really is giving me the ick big time.Notice the girls ignoring this fucker as much as they can.Flaps miserable as the other girls are actually stunning and that Lucy seems the only one who can tolerate that prick.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

The life of a Z list who wishes he could influence instead he’s both a liability to any business but also insincere - it comes across that everything he does is for fame.

I still don’t know how & why this is on my phone.
but tattle never forgets ….

Defo on the white powder there.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

2 things. How is him constantly attention seeking promoting Abu Dhabi? and why the duck has he had to take his shirt off

He wants to be careful bleeping about. I bet they haven’t got travel insurance if he snaps his leg. I doubt the hospitals in the UAE accept Klarna.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

This is the most time he has spent doing anything in months. He’ll be moaning how tired he is and needs a rest once they’re home Funny how whenever he’s doing something he enjoys ie showing off to an audience, mingling with other z listers or TV work, he’s never sick, injured, depressed, anxious, grief stricken, etc…. but guarantee once he’s back treading the boards and performing to tiny audiences, at least one of things will rear its ugly head, if not a few. Sarcoma awareness month from tomorrow. Let’s see how long he takes to mention it and if he does anything charitable for it, without it involving a 58sec TV appearance

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Defo on the white powder there.

Everyone knows that bleep who can’t handle his gak & everyone wants to hurt after an hour of their company …

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s actually obsessed with him. Thing is I guarantee 95% of his real followers haven't even got a clue who Tyrique is. I stopped watching LI way before people like him were on it. I myself only came across him a few weeks ago, when it was reported about him having an on the field bust up, at one of the ‘celebrity’ footy matches. You know, the ones Fakey never gets asked to do anymore

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

This is the most time he has spent doing anything in months. He’ll be moaning how tired he is and needs a rest once they’re home Funny how whenever he’s doing something he enjoys ie showing off to an audience, mingling with other z listers or TV work, he’s never sick, injured, depressed, anxious, grief stricken, etc…. but guarantee once he’s back treading the boards and performing to tiny audiences, at least one of things will rear its ugly head, if not a few. Sarcoma awareness month from tomorrow. Let’s see how long he takes to mention it and if he does anything charitable for it, without it involving a 58sec TV appearance

He was actually fully laid out on the boat seat next to Flapz and Tyrique who were sat down. I bet he was exhausted after pretending to be the life of the party. Grandad who ain’t no spring chicken.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Lost 136 more followers as well . Him tagging the LI twats in all his stories hasn’t helped him gain followers, like he was obviously after, cos they’re not tagging him back Amazing how that one day he gained 9,988 ‘new’ followers but he’s back to dropping them daily ever since

You can remove people from following you can’t you? Maybe it’s not him doing the unfollowing…

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He’s actually obsessed with him. Thing is I guarantee 95% of his real followers haven't even got a clue who Tyrique is. I stopped watching LI way before people like him were on it. I myself only came across him a few weeks ago, when it was reported about him having an on the field bust up, at one of the ‘celebrity’ footy matches. You know, the ones Fakey never gets asked to do anymore

Christ, old RatBoy wants his cock!!

 

[mousey]

He’s actually obsessed with him. Thing is I guarantee 95% of his real followers haven't even got a clue who Tyrique is. I stopped watching LI way before people like him were on it. I myself only came across him a few weeks ago, when it was reported about him having an on the field bust up, at one of the ‘celebrity’ footy matches. You know, the ones Fakey never gets asked to do anymore

Bit rich of Jake to be mocking someone else’s trainers, when he himself desperately needs to be escorted away by the fashion police.