A huge congratlations to me, yes me, for this brilliant thread title for I am currently enjoying some Jamaican rum.
As I have been away for three weeks twerking and acting like 'Shabba' and twerking in the sunshine, nothing much has changed with this wrinkly, old chicken nugget head and his MJ Beard.
Brilliant title by @Cleopops with inspiration from @Hayze2384 and @trine. New thread just in time for Fakey’s star turn ‘supporting’ Soccer Aid, not actually playing again this year. He had a not quite headline slot at a free local festival, only thing is it was a 5 hour drive for him so he...
Never, ever, have I witnessed anyone DUST their cooker top! He’s a total halfwit.
Ah remember the days he slated influencers, now he’s a sleazy (useless) insta salesman.
Embarrassing
A huge congratlations to me, yes me, for this brilliant thread title for I am currently enjoying some Jamaican rum.
As I have been away for three weeks twerking and acting like 'Shabba' and twerking in the sunshine, nothing much has changed with this wrinkly, old chicken nugget head and his MJ Beard.
Brilliant title by @Cleopops with inspiration from @Hayze2384 and @trine. New thread just in time for Fakey’s star turn ‘supporting’ Soccer Aid, not actually playing again this year. He had a not quite headline slot at a free local festival, only thing is it was a 5 hour drive for him so he...
I can't believe he wrote a song about an old flame when he has a wife, or could he not find anything else that rhymes with sad? I'd be fuming if I was soph.
Honestly, if you didn't know , you would think that butlins show was a camp act you would see in a gay bar. Fucking TLC, what a man
Fuck me Fakeys yous were on fire the last few pages of the previous thread still cant stop laughing Keep it up Gotta love this thread its by far the funniest thread on Tattle! Grief Wellington has killed me dead
Im a bit late to the party (like Fakey and Flapz always are) but has anyone offered up a serving of some ‘Carrot Jake’ or perhaps some ‘Spotted Prick’ for the biggest ’Steamed Pudding Bender’ on Instagram
And WTF??? Is that one of those ‘silent disco’s’ Best place for him I suppose! Nobody should be subjected to his screeching! Seriously though who the fuck goes to a silent disco?
Keep up the good work Fakeys let’s make some silentdisco noise
I can’t believe he’s actually shared himself ‘performing’ at Butlins He’s not tagged them in, so probably wants people to think he’s somewhere else, but still, considering it doesn’t feature him being on TV for 30 secs, I’m surprised
Think he’s put the masterchef post up so he gets more likes. Hes had to put two AD posts before it that he’s his the likes on and got about 10 comments
Can’t have been too busy last night singing cos the sad fuck has been commenting on every love island post again.