Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Philimena cunk]

Imagine wasting your morning filming gorm 2 reacting to gorm 1 on the telly...
These two need proper jobs and live in the real world....

 

[Turmeric123]

Get your credit cards out guys

 

[Keepingupappearances]

The squirrel won't be back cos it knows the kid will try and eat it. Squirrels are friends not food!!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I think this story says it all about the sort of person he is. He’s letting his wife go and search while he sits on his arse at home. Why haven’t they already been to where his tracker is if it’s not moved all day? So basically if something has happened to Purdey, he’s letting Flaps go out and be the one that could find him. What a supportive loving husband he is He’ll soon be the one using him for content whatever happens good or bad. Cunt

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he’s started following the manager of a theatre today whose agency specialises in pantos and family entertainment. Even more tragic, Chris Hughes was moaning about how sick he felt and how he was trying manuka honey for his throat and look at the other account Fakey has started following Sad cunt

 

[Justdee]

No maris shouldn't be having bot bots at his age that's lazy parenting, but I do think dad of the year was encouraging that he didn't tell him no and seemed to be inviting the kid to boss him about.
If his having that in bed then that milks on teeth all night, mine used to like milk before bed but downstairs out if cups then teeth brushed and bed.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I’m pretty sure one of her grandparents passed away and I think maybe she got some sort of inheritance then. For what they’ve done just this year alone, no way would his FM wages and the occasion ads for them both, enable them to do what they’ve done. Yes skiing and the Bahamas were both obviously done on the cheap, but they would still have cost thousands of pounds. Flights to USA and spending money on top as well and that doesn’t include all the new clothes they’ve got (him especially). Oh plus the nose job and other cosmetic procedures she’s had done. Put it this way his £40,000 fight money is long gone. Their house is in desperate need of overhauling but instead they spend money on holidays, clothes, cosmetic procedures, another pedigree cat, musical instruments, etc… What’s worse is 99% of it is spent on them. I don’t know any parent that treats themselves the way they do and only does the basic minimum for their kids

 

[Turmeric123]

He has upgraded to an electric guitar which is a complete waste of money he can't even play an acoustic stroke faces are off the charts as usual and what's with sitting somewhere with an echo? He still sounds shit!

For 2 unemployed people they are spending a lot of money lately

 

[IamMyaJ]

I CANNOT

 

[Turtledove58]

I repeat, he’s not a superstar, he’s an idle wanker!

 

[Justdee]

It's not even about just Leo for him it's about him his likes followers comments and getting on the tele box, maris is just a tool to help him woo his tenna brigade if he genuinely cared for that child he would do better by him, brush his hair,let him sleep without a camera in his face, stop the bot bots, talk to him properly with out the phone,not jump at the first chance to leave the house.... also treat his mother with a bit of respect because when you read this the things you are teaching your son aren't good

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

This will be his excuse for not WORKING, jumping in on someone else's fundraising
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Well doing without sleep isn’t a problem as he is always on his phone plus his bitterness keeps him awake all night. No wonder he naps during the day.

 

[JazzFan]

Maybe he’s got some work I’ll see myself out

He gotta announce it on the gram thou it’s not work if you don’t tell everyone you’ve got work

FFs why’s that kid still got a bot bot

 

[Robin71]

So he obviously turned this walk down and has changed his mind because his engagement is rock bottom and the other guy doing it is Sarcoma fundraiser of the year so he wants some of the publicity he is so predictable it's laughable.

 

[Turmeric123]

I’m sure Jake will have a moll in his garden soon aswell
That sarcoma thing turned my stomach
He had to say how much he raised, fucking creep , look at me , if he was chocolate , he’d eat himself

He had the potential to raise a lot more if he had actually shared the link and advertised it properly but instead he pretended he hadn't been training yet could run 26 miles in a ridiculous outfit
He is the most selfish self centered prick and is only attending these events to big himself up he thinks it's charity work just sitting in a seat clapping like a seal trying to get papped

 

[Robin71]

Is he actually that thick or does he just act it? So the beard says now you're at home more you need to help with the housework and kids his response? I tidied the other day and when do I ever go out? Firstly he must know there's a bit more to running a household especially with kids than just a tidy secondly when do I go out when is he at fucking home? Just hours after saying that he is out again! This is where all his followers are going more and more people can see him for the selfish prick he is someone needs to keep track of how often he's been at home since they got back from holiday. Family man fucking moron more like

 

[VC10]

And no after party invite either. Must have been a sad lonely journey home to Colchester on the last train, desperately searching Getty images......
Sad trombone noise..wah wah wah wahhhhhhhh..
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Because he is. Worzel Quickenden.
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Because he is. Worzel Quickenden.

"Worzel quickenden" , Im dead ...

 

[trine]

Why is this stinking greasy useless slob poor excuse for a man always rotting in his fucking bed when he’s at home?
Get up you total waste of breath

 

[Philimena cunk]

Is the fake fanny still fucking moaning??
He won't make it to Liverpool, some one will snap and suffocate him during the night.
And by the way, twat face, the media and TV won't be waiting for you at the other end, that's all YOU'RE walking for, isn't it.
Cunt.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I think this story says it all about the sort of person he is. He’s letting his wife go and search while he sits on his arse at home. Why haven’t they already been to where his tracker is if it’s not moved all day? So basically if something has happened to Purdey, he’s letting Flaps go out and be the one that could find him. What a supportive loving husband he is He’ll soon be the one using him for content whatever happens good or bad. Cunt

He is his usual chivalrous self allowing Sophie to do the heavy lifting. So he doesn’t feel some type of way letting her go to search fields on her own?