Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[PrincessJeanie]

I think him still keep replying actually proves he’s anything but ‘I’m chill mate’

 

[JazzFan]

Why does it look like a school photo

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I thought it was bad enough him having to share his huge TV appearance on his stories but he’s used it for an actual post on Tiktok I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes it into a reel on insta next because he’s got more comments on it on TT than he’s had in ages on there, so will assume he’ll get loads on insta. Still passive aggressive in the comments as usual though

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What a nasty shit he is. No wonder he gets nowhere in his career. He pretends to be nice but underneath he's just horrible

Exactly. Not a good look replying sarcastically to total strangers. As someone who classes himself as being in the ‘public eye’, he should rise above it and ignore. I’ve said before, certain people I follow on instagram get some vile comments on some of their posts but they don’t ever reply, they just ignore them and get on with their day. Thing is these people work, so don’t have the time to read every little thing said about them on social media like he does. He seems to forget, anyone looking to possibly use him work wise, sees his reaction and it’s not a good look for him at all

 

[Heneghs]

Isn’t it funny how nothing, I repeat, nothing of his ends up in the tabloids, they are constantly creeping on zelebs instas for news and manage to make stories of one photo and one caption , I think he post everything in such a desperate fashion in the hope that it will get picked up, the more desperate, the better for him!!
He’s so thick and stupid, still to this day he doesn’t realize he isn’t wanted by any production weather it’s stage, tv etc

 

[mollyann]

He must really see and hear something completely different than we doEyes shut and looks like he’s constipated.In the wife’s office againThe one she uses to sent begging emails from only to be ignored by every business out there

 

[Turmeric123]

I've put this behind a spoiler in case anyone is having brekkie

Spoiler: Beware

He looks like a trophy head Have his ears always been so big
The Jacket looks even worse up close with the mismatched trousers

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Flappy has started following yet another Travel company this morning and Pall Mall Cosmetics who are based up North and specialise in cosmetic surgery. They were the same company he used for his full body scan a couple of years back. The cosmetic side have clients such as Talia Oatway, Kerry Katona and all of the Goodman sisters so shows how prestigious they are Boobs done next for her I reckon

 

[JazzFan]

the ancient double breasted monstrosity

I spaced out for a minute and thought you were talking about flappy

 

[Intothedark]

He really is a tragic little cunt isn’t he. All this posturing topless is embarrassing. He needs to really use his head and think about his family. His insta days are over and he’s not even a has been, he’s a who’s that.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Ahhh, jobless Jake is “working“

Seat filler.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Trouble is unless it’s chipped there’s nothing really distinguishable about the cat to differentiate between any others being sold, hence easily sold. Don’t really get the with a regular moggy which I much prefer Should of stolen her easily stealable RR as she couldn’t afford the insurance for that

Wonder if she's been sold on vinted????

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Hes obviously been watching gemma Atkinson story's so hes probably kidnapped a squirrel from the park. I might ring the rspca and say the poor little thing is being forced to be his mate.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I'm sorry, but if I'd seen Colchester's answer to David Gandy sat on the London train wearing his schoolboys outfit, I'd have been pointing and pissing myself laughing...
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..... who could forget these awful scrounged freebie bins...???


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His head is fucking enormous. He should live on Easter island....
Any bets boulders took one look at his outfit and refused to be seen out in daylight with him.

 

[JazzFan]

Boring bastard. Have they had another fight? Shes fallen off the face of the earth again. Or is she out getting more work done to herself?

She’s sobbing in the corner wishing she had a PA to open all the packages that overwhelm her or filming the jeans reel

@CrazyBaldhead been working fine for me

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I can’t believe they’ve let him on live notice he’s not in the studio though. Wonder if this means he’s doing the rounds today and will also be on TM and LW later? Now we know why he left Flappy doing the search for Purdey yesterday. He had to conserve his energy to be up early for ITV win So Kate Lawler - Antigua, Sweden. Vicky Pattison - Mauritius. Lisa Snowdon, Laura Hamilton - Canaries, Spain, etc.. and then Fakey - Dunelm and now a BMW garage in London. If there’s a pecking order, he’s definitely at the bottom of it
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So done a post (not a story, an actual post) sharing it on both their grids announcing Purdey is home. So blatantly done to get their engagement up

 

[mollyann]

Of course rather than enjoy the night as away from his family he’s on his phone.

 

[Turtledove58]

He churns my stomach! Smug, beggy twat

 

[mollyann]

His latest post dancing topless in the rain.Dear god the desperation is so embarrassing.As for poor Leo he really is failing that young boy with the shit he posts.He seriously needs to go sort his head out as dancing in the rain won’t part the bills tosser.

 

[Turmeric123]

Congrats on the thread title @Turmeric123.
Has the new cat pissed on his wig yet?

Cheers Misses - my first Fakey Fred Title
what you mean it's a wig - check our this recent message received