Jake Quickenden #102 Flapz got cheated on & felt so bitter, she posted Rob's jizzy knob all over Twitter!

[JazzFan]

Surprised the manky trainers haven’t sold #wornbyaceleb

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Can’t believe these idiots. At least it’s helping her engagement

 

[Nannywanny59]

More contrived bullshit!

The nose on her. .. god knows what she’s had done but it looks huge and her skin is so awful considering all those bloody creams and peels she’s had.. the lips are full of filler, she’s ruined herself. Used to be a pretty girl… no more

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Does she really think the colour of her 10 year olds skin caused by the sun is acceptable
They are both really stretching the content from this holiday. I reckon we’ve got days of this still to come

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

If they are Pregnant I am tapping out...... I have just been through IVF treatment and we lost bubba last week. I don't think I can watch these two fuckwits have another baby...... they don't deserve the ones they already have!

So sorry for your loss.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

His mum is doing what she does best ...sat on her arse boulders out ignoring her sons sunburn

Those kids truly are fucked with so-called parents like this. Rob is obviously spineless. I cannot understand how he is allowing his son to miss yet more school.

Cunts the lot of them. I hope the school investigates further.

As for RatBoy, expect him to go on a downward spiral from now on. Call it a crash landing back into the real world of UNEMPLOYMENT! I hope it hits them BOTH very hard.

They both deserve all the shit they get and much more.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[JazzFan]

So, so far: no room tours, no hotel tours, no food updates, no cocktails at sunset shots, no happy smiling faces, just one highly posed shot of the 'happy couple.

He shows his grifted grotty hotels they must have been in a shit hole

 

[PrincessJeanie]

7 people have liked that comment so if she’s like her husband, that’s 7 people (so far) getting blocked when she sees it I’m amazed it’s not gone already

People commenting

 

[JazzFan]

Remember its not sunburn, it's the reflection from the water

Or a filter, people are just trolls

 

[JazzFan]

Did he get himself a new jacket?
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Do we reckon they get papped tonight

Only if they are in the background of someone famous’s picture

 

[VC10]

Back home now and facing reality and UNEMPLOYMENT!

I cannot believe they didn't actually visit anywhere and flogging to death the boat trip.

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That's just an empty, moored-up boat he's gotten into , for insta pics

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

You ain't fooling NOBODY bro. That "kiss" didn't even make contact to the lips. As for the Beard's fucked-up face profile, it makes MJ's look untouched!

Eeeeeee eeeeeeeeee!!! He's gay as fuck man!!!!

That was an awkward watch!!!

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It’s his orthopaedic shoes for me.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Trying to artsy fartsy, edgy and touristy! Pal give up, divorce the wife before she puts pictures of you on SM wanking yourself

Could’ve saved herself a few Bob and just went to Blackpool they sell all that sort of tat stuff on their stalls too.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Mmmmmm, that Eyal though .........

I know!!! Super yummy!
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Oh god, imagine it. Stood there pissed wet through, hands clasped in front of him, wig half on/off, giving a report!!!
He'd have"TV Weatherman" in his Instagram bio after that.
Sucks to be you.

@Philimena cunk , please don’t give him ideas. He will defo add TV Weatherman to his bio if he was in Dubai.
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How long now before he starts begging, following and tagging anything and everything to do with the Traitors again Fortunately they’re saying they are going for the most star studded reality TV cast ever, so that definitely rules him out

Maybe he will try and get on the US version which is only for celebrities. Ekin-Su and John Bercow made it on there. Our Fakey should therefore have no issues being snapped up.

 

[Turmeric123]

Is her top a crop top or colour blocked, if cropped it’s not very flattering around the abs area

More pregnancy speculation on that pic
As a previous posters said- Immaculate Conception or Turkey Baster

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Perhaps he could go to the rubbish tips and make a living from scrap he could find from the dust carts....

Perhaps he could just throw himself in and be done with it. He is on the scrapheap after all!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Here comes the desperation.....

Tagging in Next Official.

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Is he at an event? There’s a lot of background noise for him just to be in a shop?
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One moment you have 130000000000 trillion likes when you visit the Bahamas, then you post a Tesco shop and you receive barely over a hundred! Go figure

Get ready for another £20 giveaway soon

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Cos she will have wanted them to pay and they couldn't afford it.

Has anyone seen Zelda's stories today, she said she offered to go with them as a nanny/babysitter and they weren't up for it

God she's so boring, she's been gardening yesterday, cleaning today, food shopping tomorrow and seeing her sister on Thursday🥱🥱🥱 don't thank me for watching

 

[cazellie]

Fucking hell she’s going to set up a travel page pyramid scheme I can see it now

Probably joining Mammy and Vicky Patto holiday scam eh?!