Jacqueline Jossa & Dan Osborne #3

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Poppysmimi

About the same amount of times her husband has apologised for cheating
 
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calmyourritas

Can somebody send me some help please, I had a very inappropriate dream about Dan last night...
 
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Boobmarley

calmyourritas said:
Can somebody send me some help please, I had a very inappropriate dream about Dan last night...
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A night with STDanyull is about as appealing as a burning vagina and a mouth covered in coldsores. God knows where he’s been. That lad would stick it to a greasy donna kebab after one too many drinks and half a chance!
 
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Traveler001

Dan looks like Rodney Trotter but flogs shitter products, with less personality, a less interesting family, less friends, and probably less GCEs.
 
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calmyourritas

Thank you guys, you’ve really helped. I’ll try not to think about him in that light again.
 
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maisie101x

Not Jac filming herself mocking Essex girls as if she’s not just like themmm she said the exact same thing she usually says just in an accent lol
 
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noseynopinions

Clearly doesn't get enough attention From Dan so acts like a complete idiot on her Instagram stories for her silly followers. "You're so funny Jac" "You're so real and relatable".... piss off
 
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Comewhinewithme

Dan has escaped the house he is out running and I guarantee you she has a tracker on him, incase he accidentally runs into a lady, trips and sticks his willy in her
 
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Coolcats24

Notice how since she’s said about being healthier she’s been doing ads for meal prep plans that she’s been #gifted
 
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Candycrush

Why the fuck is she advertising another meal prep company saying they're the best she's ever tasted, a day or two after doing an ad for Hello fresh which was apparently the best and she'll be using them for all her meals.
 
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noseynopinions

Dan's stories about if there's a door that can be entered to get into earth... He is thick as shit!!!!
 
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Lucia

Candycrush said:
Why the fuck is she advertising another meal prep company saying they're the best she's ever tasted, a day or two after doing an ad for Hello fresh which was apparently the best and she'll be using them for all her meals.
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Because she'll promote any old thing
 
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Coolcats24

Really need to stop reading here before I go to sleep...dreamt that Jac was being chased round a mansion by what seemed to be Godzilla
 
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Member

Boredom has well and truly hit me today while I'm working. Went onto Insta and saw she's doing a live, clicked on it and she said they're moving again. Haven't they not long moved into the house that they're in now?
 
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Lucia

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Boredom has well and truly hit me today while I'm working. Went onto Insta and saw she's doing a live, clicked on it and she said they're moving again. Haven't they not long moved into the house that they're in now?
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Probably a threat (female) has moved into the street and jac must move dan away from temptation but yea don't think they have their long can't be great for kids to keep moving
 
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Dont swipe up!

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Boredom has well and truly hit me today while I'm working. Went onto Insta and saw she's doing a live, clicked on it and she said they're moving again. Haven't they not long moved into the house that they're in now?
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Probably because he has shagged all the women that live around them and on there estate so it’s now time to move on
 
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