Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations

[OhHeck]

Latest Patreon post... Missing Items? Could she be asking the pay-pigs to not @ her on Twitter when the stuff they've paid for doesn't show up lest the cabal see it?

Let's hope the Post Office let her post her wares this lockdown...

 

[Captainmouse]

What makes the whole thing truly woeful is that she knows people in the business.
Actually knows them.
Has been in their company. Been in some of their homes.
Had conversations about what 'the job' requires.
Literally has had a 'sentient' get employed in Food TV cheat sheet.
AND SHE ducked IT!

Don’t forget the presenters course she took]

 

[Alansbigplate]

I wonder if all the squiggles supporting her through the hellscape that was the Hellmans show didn't actually watch? Just in a "yes dear, very nice" way, like praising a small child for whatever clever stunt they've pulled on a playground... No wonder she's regressing to boyhood

No one watched! Just us and her mate vix

 

[kachoochoo]

What must he think!

he says that he doesn't really know what to think, but if he was Mark Williams or Paul Whitehouse, he wouldn't be impressed

 

[Cookiecookie]

Also sorry to be a cretin but... she’s made the choice to not bubble with her parents? She’s made the choice to bubble with Louisa so she can’t really complain about not seeing her parents can she?

Also why the duck is she entering a tier 2 area when she believes she has a young child at home?!!!

Because once again her rules her She always ditches him for a bag, nasty witch.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Crumz....if you click on the votes in the poll it tells you who voted what....... I didn't know that. only 2 fraus say ja!

 

[Captainmouse]

miss miss, she said veg box miss, that wasn’t on the £20 shop miss, she’s telling perkier miss

Sorry to quote myself, but autocarrot has struck, again, I actually typed porkies

 

[Emmapism]

Oh here we go, the bullying card again

 

[Blurp]

What makes the whole thing truly woeful is that she knows people in the business.
Actually knows them.
Has been in their company. Been in some of their homes.
Had conversations about what 'the job' requires.
Literally has had a 'sentient' get employed in Food TV cheat sheet.
AND SHE ducked IT!

What I want to know is - how bloody awful she was before media/presenter training, given how dreadful she is now, after training.

Nadiya was a natural for TV and people fell for her personality and her facial expressions, having a face that can't hide her feelings. Jack doesn't have a personality and bores people rigid, to say nothing of a dreary voice.

There are a couple of programmes that I would pay good money to see Jack on, just to see the shitshow and meltdown, and they are Celebrity Bake Off and Celebrity Masterchef, though 'Celebrity' is pushing it to the maximum here, more like someone of whom people may have vaguely heard.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Crumz....if you click on the votes in the poll it tells you who voted what....... I didn't know that. only 2 fraus say ja!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’m sorry I didn’t sent the postcards, I was too busy reading and voting on Tattle.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Crumz....if you click on the votes in the poll it tells you who voted what....... I didn't know that. only 2 fraus say ja!

For some reason I thought it would be anonymous...

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

What I want to know is - how bloody awful she was before media/presenter training, given how dreadful she is now, after training.

Nadiya was a natural for TV and people fell for her personality and her facial expressions, having a face that can't hide her feelings. Jack doesn't have a personality and bores people rigid, to say nothing of a dreary voice.

There are a couple of programmes that I would pay good money to see Jack on, just to see the shitshow and meltdown, and they are Celebrity Bake Off and Celebrity Masterchef, though 'Celebrity' is pushing it to the maximum here, more like someone of whom people may have vaguely heard.

Christ, I'd forgotten about the media training. Didn't she ponce the cost of that off people too?

 

[jenny2603]

Latest Patreon post... Missing Items? Could she be asking the pay-pigs to not @ her on Twitter when the stuff they've paid for doesn't show up lest the cabal see it?

Let's hope the Post Office let her post her wares this lockdown...

Risky strategy, that. I found Tattle Life after the Sali Hughes meltdown. I suspect most people go for a look about when they hear any claims of online bullying partly from nosiness and partly because so many chancers falsely claim they're being bullied online (which is not say online bullying isn't a real and often devastating thing). If I were Jack the last thing I'd want is my pay piggies going on a bully hunt only to stumble across big piles of receipts.

 

[Alansbigplate]

For some reason I thought it would be anonymous...

I didn’t know what I was pressing

 

[Incywincy]

How did I get so far behind

Loving all the gifs and recipe testers. Imagine if you'd paid £80 to have tomato and stuffing mouth all day @MancBee

 

[kachoochoo]

 

[Switchstreetz]

Feels very appropriate to have a vote on the thread given the election in Jack's second home country* tonight! I'm sure we'll be treated to some fun tweets tonight/tomorrow morning...

*joint second of course! With scotland, northern ireland or greece...did i miss any?

God i wish i had your optimism. Please share your secrets ...or are you privy to some horrifying info we don't know? Like that book 8 is a chronicle of her working through the tattle to do list we've wrote her, hoping she gets a tv adaptation

 

[MancBee]

Peas and Cheese? completed it mate View attachment 298663

The face tuning has finally returned Jack to a toddler!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Latest Patreon post... Missing Items? Could she be asking the pay-pigs to not @ her on Twitter when the stuff they've paid for doesn't show up lest the cabal see it?

Let's hope the Post Office let her post her wares this lockdown...

"Hi there,
Would you mind not publically calling me out when I don't supply you with a service you have paid for, it makes life awkward for me.
There are people out there, bullies, who like to hold me to account.
They point out lies I have told and the massive inconsistencies in my stories.
This is bullying.
I don't do this. Ask JO, DW or PH.
I have only been doing this for ten years so am a beginner and have little idea what I'm up to.
Also because I keep posting every identifiable piece of information about where I live. My neighbours now know who I am.
They might see me in Waitrose Asda."