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Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations
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This is one of my favourite Jack lies. Just astonishing.
I think her “it’s OK not to be OK” thread was nicked or at least heavily lifted from one which did the rounds in Lockdown #1. Jack is never knowingly original after all. Either way, it’s trite and shallow bull and helps no one.
And yet again, she’s firing out tweet after pointless tweet and we’re barely past breakfast. Dial it down a bit Jack - look how Nigella does it, just a couple of tweets a day, a recipe and maybe a couple of nice comments where people have cooked one of her recipes.
It is NOT necessary to respond to every comment from your followers with YET ANOTHER highly unlikely, unfunny and uninteresting anecdote from your repertoire.
And yet again, she’s firing out tweet after pointless tweet and we’re barely past breakfast. Dial it down a bit Jack - look how Nigella does it, just a couple of tweets a day, a recipe and maybe a couple of nice comments where people have cooked one of her recipes.
It is NOT necessary to respond to every comment from your followers with YET ANOTHER highly unlikely, unfunny and uninteresting anecdote from your repertoire.
My 2 penneth would be that no, it isn't ok for people with a clinical illness to start showing signs that they are becoming more poorly and are struggling. It shouldn't be just a shoulder shrug and accepted as fine to be that way.I want to add my two penneth on the OK to not be OK business. It is not helpful at all for people that suffer real depression. There is a huge difference between having a bad day, feeling fed up for no apparent reason, and depression. The idea that you have a day in bed eating crisps and not washing can be the start of a downwards spiral that can lead to a very dark place. I could go on, but from what I have read on these pages, everyone knows where I am coming from.
You lot of Fraus have done more to counter my dark days than and trite OK to not be OK rubbish. I needed encouragement to laugh, and be positive, not allow myself to be overtaken by depression. I thank you all for that.
It is ok to to accept that these things are happening because you're unwell, and not to beat yourself up with guilt, harsh self criticism etc, as that can make things worse and also lead to very dark places.
But the message should be, that it's ok to feel what you are feeling, but let's try and see what will fix it?
Just what I think anyway
Does anyone know, are these her words? Has she written them before or something? They're very familiar to me, down to the banana bread comment. Can't think where I've read it though
Urgh her comment about Louisa is nauseating. She sounds so snotty and "I know better than you pleb, so shut up" .
Plenty of people know what it's like to live on the breadline and what it means to be unemployed right now. I mean, It's not exactly rare these days? I'm one of them
Not digging on Louisa btw, just Jack's snotty comment. I think it's brilliant to raise awareness but having someone like Jack fighting her corner does her no favours.
Also she is definitely doing sex wrong if she'd rather have an old person's boiled sweet instead
Plenty of people know what it's like to live on the breadline and what it means to be unemployed right now. I mean, It's not exactly rare these days? I'm one of them
Not digging on Louisa btw, just Jack's snotty comment. I think it's brilliant to raise awareness but having someone like Jack fighting her corner does her no favours.
Also she is definitely doing sex wrong if she'd rather have an old person's boiled sweet instead
Had a look at the recipe. Why does she chop herbs in the faffiest way possible? Furthermore, this is raw garlic she's adding to the pasta?? What is the MATTER with her??
TBF I think she's already dipped her toe in there.She's trawling all the tips here - be careful what you type!
I'd be pissed if I were Louisa. Jack, swooping in and denying me the opportunity to respond like a grown up. Get to duck!
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Some people do!guys what would happen if you ate that weird growth? I’m morbidly curious ngl
I've seen some people dry it out into like a fruit leather and things. Perfectly fine to eat so I gather, dunno if I'd be brave enough, they do look freaky.
Nah she loves it! She must do.
Remember the last time she was collating MH tips for lockdown? One of hers was "forget about routines and just take naps whenever you want."
She is so, so irresponsible.
She is so, so irresponsible.
Quite disturbing behaviour too. Regardless of what Louisa is like, patrolling your ex/partner’s social media like that is not normal. She gives me bad vibes
She’s been rumbled
I think that Quick n Hot Banana Pot is the laziest "recipe" yet. It even surpasses the Jaffa Cake in a Pot mess.
No wonder Jack was never invited to Saturday Kitchen - or to the Tin Can festival - or to the mental health recipe book.
No wonder Jack was never invited to Saturday Kitchen - or to the Tin Can festival - or to the mental health recipe book.
And with a typical JM response, rude, cuntish, totally lacking in empathy, and going off on an a licking tangent that nobody asked for or cares about.
Catching up and I am loving @Alansbigplate starting the thread. GIFs and a vote? Brilliant, thankyou very Matt much. @Pocahontas has some serious competition.
The scoby photos on the previous thread
The scoby photos on the previous thread
She did this on Louisa's insta a while back - Jack inserted herself into an exchange and said Louisa was on her sofa that very moment.
Louisa has a professional job that requires dealing with people in a professional way - and then Jack appears and brings everything down to her childish level. Louisa should distance herself from Jack.
I hope so. I know the Squiggles are devoted/deluded but if someone does a thorough job surely she can't emerge as the underdog.
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