Alansbigplate
VIP Member
Do you like cheese? Do you like peas? Then you’ll like - cheesy peas!Squiggle: Something that isn't pasta and peas?
Jack: Why not try... pasta with peas?
- Notice
TurnedUpInTipp
VIP Member
"Hi there,Latest Patreon post...Missing Items? Could she be asking the pay-pigs to not @ her on Twitter when the stuff they've paid for doesn't show up lest the cabal see it?
Let's hope the Post Office let her post her wares this lockdown...
Would you mind not publically calling me out when I don't supply you with a service you have paid for, it makes life awkward for me.
There are people out there, bullies, who like to hold me to account.
They point out lies I have told and the massive inconsistencies in my stories.
This is bullying.
I don't do this. Ask JO, DW or PH.
I have only been doing this for ten years so am a beginner and have little idea what I'm up to.
Also because I keep posting every identifiable piece of information about where I live. My neighbours now know who I am.
They might see me in
heretoreaditall2019
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It’s not even worth typing the various reasons it clearly didn’t happen, but it doesn’t. We needed the blue curtain raising as husb is so tall and they couldn’t as it’s major fucking surgery they’ve got other shit to be getting on with. You sign consent forms ahead of time as with any surgery, I had to sign amendments half an hour ahead of mine for additional medical bits cos of a pre existing health condition, and they made it clear that they cannot ask you to deviate from the signed plan at any point when you’re on the bed as you can’t give informed consent. This includes the curtain and your broader birth plan. Yet again, she’s lying.
Competitive birthing ESPECIALLY at a time when pregnant & birthing women are so hugely vulnerable is abhorrent behaviour, Jack you are a clapped nitty looking fool shut the fuck up.
Sometimes the blue curtain is lowered at the time of delivery but not during the actual operation. The patient wouldn't actually be able to see anything anyway. They are lying on their back, slightly tilted to the left and have a huge baby bump in front of them so it's impossible to see what's going on. Why am I even typing this, it didn't happen.
emmer_moans
VIP Member
Welcome! I love it when new cabal dwellers arrive and say 'can I have a sandwich and a piss now?'Is this... part of a bizarre courtship ritual via Twitter to try and get Louisa’s attention
Anyway, I should make an introduction. Not just keep posting ASSUMING you all know about my BODY OF WORK.
I’ve been a longtime lurker, based in a time zone that’s pretty much opposite England
I had forgotten I’d even followed JM on Twitter until the JO chaos pile on, and then looked into some tweets further, did some googling and found my way here. I couldn’t believe she was still talking about poverty as if she was *still personally* deep in the throes of it.
I unfollowed on Twitter and became engrossed in this delightful forum of fellow frauen. I’ve spent many late nights with terrible sleep patterns scrolling these pages having to stifle laughter so I don’t wake up my fiancé.
I’ve had many personal brushes with “not being OK” and her rhetoric and, well, branding of it is infuriating.
To think that she’s capitalising off her poverty cosplay and taking $ from those who ARE IN GENUINE MATERIAL DEPRIVATION really boils my piss.
And even though I’m located on the other side of the world, I know that poverty in England today is magnitudes more difficult and widespread than her brief experience in quite different circumstances.
Re the question of when she might be found out, I think she’s small and irrelevant enough to mostly fly under the radar, and if anyone was slightly inclined, she’s got that slight risk factor for suing.
Anyway, hope this wasn’t TOO SHORT.
Can I have a SANDWICH AND A PISS now?
spirals
Well-known member
Random and too-late thoughts while Grunka-ing thoughts (where is Grunka 
?)
?)- My son is a year younger than Jack's
and he is basically independent as long as I feed him, take him to extracurriculars and make sure he goes to bed. It's absolutely ridiculous to compare a 10 year old to a pre-schooler. - Zoom meetings are not optional if I don't want to get fired.
- Also, some of my zoom meetings are AA meetings hint hint Jack
- Louisa, what are you doing mate?
- If you're not ok, it's ok to reach out for help. Please reach out for help. We're facing a mental health crisis now, and it can kill people. Don't just wallow in silence, don't be ok with suffering, there are resources out there. Other people have put this much more eloquently than me, but I find Jack's message dangerous.
People-huv-tae-know
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I have an important announcement to make and I hope the people at the back googling Jack Monroe pay attention:
What a fucking FRAUD Jack is. First the kickstarter con and now this. FRAUDSTERS always have the excuse of poor health or ill relatives or some other bollocks crisis. I'm not surprised tbh but it just reaffirms the fact that JACK MONROE IS A FRAUD WHO TAKES PEOPLE'S BENEFITS AND CHARGES PEOPLE FOR THINGS SHE DOES NOT EVEN DELIVER.
Intermission: cue slop muzak, floofs, doggos and some howling from Jack.
Intermission over.
That is not nasty or vicious and I don't live under a bridge teasing goats. Just stating that facts. Oh I also want to add that Jack is a bully for using the police as a threat. She won the KH case by a bawhair and got a bollocking from the judge for a mass tweet delete.
Just to reiterate JACK MONROE IS A FRAUD, A LIAR AND A THIEF.
The end.
What a fucking FRAUD Jack is. First the kickstarter con and now this. FRAUDSTERS always have the excuse of poor health or ill relatives or some other bollocks crisis. I'm not surprised tbh but it just reaffirms the fact that JACK MONROE IS A FRAUD WHO TAKES PEOPLE'S BENEFITS AND CHARGES PEOPLE FOR THINGS SHE DOES NOT EVEN DELIVER.
Intermission: cue slop muzak, floofs, doggos and some howling from Jack.
Intermission over.
That is not nasty or vicious and I don't live under a bridge teasing goats. Just stating that facts. Oh I also want to add that Jack is a bully for using the police as a threat. She won the KH case by a bawhair and got a bollocking from the judge for a mass tweet delete.
Just to reiterate JACK MONROE IS A FRAUD, A LIAR AND A THIEF.
The end.
heretoreaditall2019
VIP Member
Amazed she birthed silently tbf usually she can’t shut the fuck up about herself.
kachoochoo
VIP Member
ooh, ooh, ooh! what about thread title
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and the Jimmy Nail Experience - she's still lying
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and the Jimmy Nail Experience - she's still lying
Holding Cate Blanchett’s hand, walking off into the sunset. Jack’s dream, right there.
You did beautifully, Alan. Harvested all of that big dick energy and you used it, didn’t you? There’s even a photoshop in honour of your BDE, courtesy of @traumatised sideboard . I’ll do the one for #100! I just wanted to see you shine bright like a diamond.
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hydeist
Chatty Member
According to a Source of Mine, that most recent post about bullying and lost items is locked to lowest tier patrons so they can't actually see it without paying more money. And almost all the previous comments are people saying they haven't received anything from her at all. Not a single commenter has mentioned receiving postcards or recipes or anything. Further to that, the discounts she promises for the lowest tier pledge apparently don't exist.
Tabitha D
VIP Member
This is SO manipulative. She’s hinting that she’s being harassed so badly that police etc. are involved (
), asks people not to post publicly, and then pretty much insinuates that they shouldn’t mention at all if they’re not getting what they paid for, because SHE IS STRUGGLING WITH IT ALL - the clear implication being that they are big meanies if they dare to complain. She is completely shameless. 
LennyBriscoe
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Well I don’t want to rub anyone’s face in it, but I got my postcard...
(DISCLAIMER: I’m not one of your mugs Jack so cool your jets love)
(DISCLAIMER: I’m not one of your mugs Jack so cool your jets love)
Marmalade Atkins
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Froggies
Chatty Member
I’m cringing for her over the bubble stuff. It’s pretty clear (well done government): bubble with a someone if you are living alone/alone with child. That person does not need to be the child’s other parent.
Annnnd not long after announcing she’s bubbling with her child’s dad, she mentions the woman she’s in a bubble with
Jack, a tip for you: if you’re going to lie, be good at it. (Or at least write the lies down. Or check these threads, we write them down for you
)
Annnnd not long after announcing she’s bubbling with her child’s dad, she mentions the woman she’s in a bubble with
Jack, a tip for you: if you’re going to lie, be good at it. (Or at least write the lies down. Or check these threads, we write them down for you
)
Anonymous One
Well-known member
Another thing I found in my trawl of her Instagram a few nights ago. I must confess I’ve been saving it to provide distraction when she’s in a twattery. I hope to high heavens that that squiggle had just painted it on & isn’t having to laser it off or arrange a cover-up so people think it’s Dot Cotton not Jackie McMonroe. Now fuck off!
