Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

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heretoreaditall2019

What twee alternate universe does Jack occupy? Your postman doesn’t give a fuck about what you’re cooking they’ve got a shift to get on with, and your garden appears to be over run with vermin sort it out humanely obvs
 
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crystaleyesd

She's mocking her child's farts now

Jack - YOU FUCKING MADE THIS DISGUSTING FOOD YOU ASSHOLE.
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

Sorry small/large boy - I voted for the sausages. To maybe help her think not to buy this shit anymore.

Also she should have the fucking decency to eat them herself.

Also I want to see if she grates them.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

So it’s basically a choice of three different versions of slop for SB’s tea tomorrow?!

It’ll blow his mind when his Dad gives him an allowance and he goes to Subway. A sandwich? With flavour? AND SAUCE? Well fuck me sideways. I’d laugh but I actually feel so bad for that poor lad being fed such cheap rubbish when last week he was eating an M&S meal. It must be so confusing coming home from school wondering what Mama he’s going to get today.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

As long as she doesn't photograph herself cupping a bowl of any of that shite.
I find her hands incredibly upsetting.
They look like they've had a 'previous owner' who wasn't particularly careful with them.
 
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I steal names

Feeling a bit boaky at the thought of those pallid, barely meat sausages being used in a bolognese. Just make a tomato pasta bake, for the love of God.

TurnedUpInTipp said:
As long as she doesn't photograph herself cupping a bowl of any of that shite.
I find her hands incredibly upsetting.
They look like they've had a 'previous owner' who wasn't particularly careful with them.
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Amazing
 
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Steerpike88

So I'm listening to the new Alan Partridge audiobook where he does a podcast! He used the word HOOTED! JM is AP confirmed!
 
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BeautifulTrauma

Guys, not to alarm you or anything but on the programme I‘m watching they just said....

HAUSFRAU!!

I am beside myself, hooting, I’ve never heard it used in real life before!
 
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kachoochoo

I've voted for the sausage, it's winning!

and she's "looking at what's left" ??? thought it was meant to last all week! so poor, give generously
 
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BeautifulTrauma

I steal names said:
Feeling a bit boaky at the thought of those pallid, barely meat sausages being used in a bolognese. Just make a tomato pasta bake, for the love of God.
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Where would be the Maverick in that?! Jack’s now BUSY meal prepping on behalf of the nation.

Now fuck off
 
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I’MBUSY!

Fraus, fraus, fraus, she is now contemplating reopening her twitter account.

this is obv an act of public beneficence, because she’s started tweeting recipes
 
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Lanie

I’MBUSY! said:
Ah, Jacks! We know you did this just for us!

Bollocknese! Thankyou!

also, enough with the sausages. For a bit, at least. Please.
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Erm, can I have a cup of tea and some toast. That's honestly what I would make if I had that in my cupboard.

I hate fish...so the tuna is a no, I used to make sausage pasta at uni, doesn't appeal to me now so I am good with tea and toast.
 
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Icing _on_ the_cake

Noel just described a contestant on bake off as a maverick. Poor Jack, someone else is getting all up in her niche.
 
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I steal names

Icing _on_ the_cake said:
Noel just described a contestant on bake off as a maverick. Poor Jack, someone else is getting all up in her niche.
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I've just settled down to watch. I was about to say how calming and relaxing it is, but one contestant's Battenburg has gone like Mount Vesuvius in the oven!
 
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