Jack is working her way through the Beatrix Potter collection
DeadJackie locked her account quicker than Boris locked down Newcastle.
It’s probably made a barricade out of all that fucking odd box vegHope that rabbit of hers is secure then. Foxes are quite able to break into hutches...
In my days of great enthusiasm for Jack’s recipes, I made the salad bag pesto and made my partner (who is a real foodie) eat it too. I don’t think they have ever quite forgiven me for that experienceThanks for the reminder, I didn’t want the pizza I just ate anyway
I would encourage any frau to cook a JM recipe if they haven’t already. It’s an experience. The salad bag pesto is not advisable unless you’re seeking a near-death experience though
Objection! I always roast/bake sausages and they look lovely!I was reading the recipe in complete disbelief that she steals a living writing this codswallop.
A more unappetising mish mash of ingredients would be hard to find. And so bloody wasteful.
Also she has clearly fried the sausages post bake to make them look nicer. Baked sausages always look horrid.
It's okay she tricked me with that one too. I think it was the start of the recipes becoming truly shit. It was all half decent stuff you could make with a tin of chickpeas or nothing but lentils? No problem. Now it's just madness.In my days of great enthusiasm for Jack’s recipes, I made the salad bag pesto and made my partner (who is a real foodie) eat it too. I don’t think they have ever quite forgiven me for that experience
The face he is pulling is my exact face as I tried to decipher that comment
Also, that sentence makes me goI am absolutely creased at the 39p recipe (it isn’t 39p), the fact someone is having sausage with rice (wtf?!) and that right under the picture of the slop is the word thankyou and also a good ol’ rattle of the tip jar. S
She’s absolutely shameless.
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PS. Even in her Celery Studios Edinburgh production, that isn’t casserole and it looks fucking disgusting.
I thought she previously vegan and now semi vegan ? Now I'm no einstein but if you where semi vegan would buying the absolute shite in terms of meat be acceptable ? Its a little like previously being CEO of green peace and now detontating nuclear warheads in your new job. Can you really go that far form one side of the scale to the other ??View attachment 250616
Give it a rest, Jack. Bloody hell. She’s revelling in this cheap meat shtick.
The eternal question.Why is she on Twitter during quality time with her son?
and one other thing I forgot to mention, if in fact you owned about 6 sideboards and a harrods mirror is a 17p breakfast of scraps of meat really required ? are times actually that tough ?I thought she previously vegan and now semi vegan ? Now I'm no einstein but if you where semi vegan would buying the absolute shite in terms of meat be acceptable ? Its a little like previously being CEO of green peace and now detontating nuclear warheads in your new job. Can you really go that far form one side of the scale to the other ??
No!!! I missed that little gem...did it share elements of horse spunk lasagne and lemon slop?Did you ever see the mayonnaise cake? Even she couldn’t bring herself to ease a wedge out of the tin and pretend to enjoy it.
In fact *rifles around in #31* lovely @OhhBacon asked her about it
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Why is she on Twitter just......generallyThe eternal question.
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